Maverick
 

Hey girls and boys, Maverick, our newest member at this time, is my 14yr old son, so go easy on him huh? He's signed in to make his thankyou's to Clod for the hat thing, but maybe he'll stick around and post a bit if he feels like it, or maybe not. Anyway, just don't be too mean to him straight up. :)

Looking forward to meeting him.

Welcome in advance!

G'day Mav.

:welcome:

For your own peace of mind, I recommend that you immediately put Aliantha on "ignore". Seriously. There's nothing that shocking, but do you really want to know everything your mum vents to a bunch of netizens?

hi guys. i'm a bit shy and i probably won't post much, but thanks :)

HAHA....I just had a go at him for not saying thankyou yet. Turns out he has, but is waiting for his first post to be approved by a mod. lol

Zen, don't tell him that. He knows about all my bitching anyway. he's used to it. ;)

Mav, dude - PM me. I got links to all the good stuff ;)

Welcome to the Cellar Maverick.

Welcome, Maverick! :)

Welcome Mav. I'm one of the members your Mom will warn you about. :D

Hey, bro.

I just have one question.

Ketchup or mustard on your hot dog?

I'm one of the other ones...

Don't get hooked, Mav.
Just look at what happened to your poor Mother!
We had a teenage poster way back when, but he grew up.
Would be nice to have another one.

Just stop by when you have something to say - you're coherent so far.
My nephew is 14 in December and I would lose a finger rather than let him post here. Nice lad, but... well. He can't commit thoughts to writing, can't spell, can't punctuate and plays the clown for attention.

That sounds mean. But I was with him for eight hours yesterday.

Back to welcoming Maverick.
You're welcome whether you choose to post or not.
Good to see you.

Cool handle too.

Thats his name, Ice Man.

Oh! Hello, Mav!

I have to say, there's no one among the regs here that I'd warn Mav off. He's a big boy now and can cope with most stuff. I think there's things he could learn from just about all of you if he takes the time to do so. I know I've learned from most of you here at some time or other, so I don't see why Mav wouldn't.

Maybe there's a few things he could teach you lot too. ;)

Jim, I prefer tomato sauce on a hot dog (Is that classed as ketchup?) not a very big fan of mustard. :)

That's just sick!!! You young people today have no respect for tradition!!!! lol


:D

I'm with you Mav. Ketchup on a hot dog is the shizzles.

Youre both on report.

well at least I'm in good company. pbbbblllllttt.

I'm bi.
Ketchup and mustard, as long as it's good English mustard (ideally Coleman's). Gives the old nasal passages a good workout.

Yeah, that American mustard we get here is wussy. No kick at all!

But it contains Turmeric, which has antitumor, antioxidant, antiarthritic, antiamyloid, anti-ischemic, and anti-inflammatory properties, treats malaria, prevents cervical cancer, breaks up HIV, prevent Herpes transmission, is a potent Alzheimers treatment, is a mild antibiotic, and may reduce stress and anxiety.

(w-pedia)

The hot dog tries to give you cancer. The yellow mustard prevents it!

Don't all mustards contain tumeric? lol

And ok, we'll start eating more wussy mustard if it's that much of a panacea.

Naw, just have yellow curries!

But don't tell your doctor you're supplementing with curcumin, because he'll tell you you're insane. :)

Maverick: Bart or Brett?

No fair!

Alfie Langer or Gordon Tallis?

Geez, that's making it tough Zen!

I might give mustard and sauce a try soon, whenever I have my next hot dog. I don't know who Bart or Brett are as I'm not aware what sport they're from lol. I would probably have to say Alfie because I play in the halves for my team. :) But Gordie's great too!

Heh. Mav, that's kind of like the 'which do you prefer, ketchup, or mustard' bit.

Bart & Brett Maverick were two brothers in an old American western series. (Mel Gibson had a movie based on this series.)

Sometimes we quiz newbs on their preferences for completely random things.

Like:

Mustard or ketchup?
Bart or Brett?
Belt or suspenders?
Katy Perry or Marilyn Manson?
Cats or dogs?
Vodka or bourbon?
Black eyeliner or sparkles?

Wait, this was a kid, wasn't it?

Maverick, nevermind all that.

Bart or Brett would have had me stumped.

Hi Maverick. I'm the Panda King and I hang out at the old sewage lagoon. I can tell you all the tricks on wooing women.

That's because your women are tricks.

Blame the French!

You'd be surprised what you can get for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.

bzzzt. what is heartburn?

Ha!

Hi Mav, welcome aboard!

bzzzt. What is How a Smokey Mountain hooker gets paid?

So, I guess that means no 'Yo momma' slams until at least week two.

haha...not unless you want to get double slammed back. ;)

I'm late to the party again :p

Hallo Maverick, welcome to the Cellar. I'm sure your mum's clued you in on most of the stuff to watch for, but just in case she hasn't: the Cellar is perfectly safe and lovely, just don't open the red door.