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fargon 11-13-2011 02:03 PM

The cost turkey is astounding.
 
The price of turkey in England floored me 50-60 Pounds for a bird that they will give you free with an accompanying purchase in our local grocery store.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...as-turkey.html

limey 11-13-2011 02:14 PM

You don't want to believe everything you read in the Mail, fargon! I don't think they were that expensive last year ....

Sundae 11-13-2011 02:16 PM

I can't comment on the prices they quote per lb (especially as they are sold by kg) but £66 for a turkey is ridiculous. Few people buy to feed 12 these days, and that probably over-caters anyway, leaving the family eating turkey for the next week and a half.

One thing that rasied a smile though - it's not just about the cost of turkeys.
No, because this is the Hate Mail.
It's about how that wonderful English tradition is being made near impossible by the Indians and the Chinese. Greedy fat foreigners.
(tradition here was goose anyway)

This year we are going out for Christmas dinner (yay!)
But for Boxing Day we don't just have a turducken. Oh no....!!!!!
THIS year we have a four bird roast.
Turkey, duck, goose and chicken.
Probably all glued together with meat glue, but who cares. £9.99 and it will last us for days.

Rhianne 11-13-2011 03:51 PM

The cost to the turkey is higher.

Gravdigr 11-13-2011 04:11 PM

Rhianne reminds me of the comparison of the pig and the chicken and the breakfast of bacon and eggs:

The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.

monster 11-13-2011 05:39 PM

Fargon, it will be free with a minimum accompanying purchase, but in the UK, the staples that you would use here to make that accompanying purchase would be sold as "loss leaders" anyway -products we all use sold at a loss to entice you into the store. Overall, I believe you would you would come out with no bigger % difference on your grocery shop including a turkey than you would do on a regualr shop. And I've done it from both sides. The two ways of life are so different that comparisons are meaningless more often than not. Plus, The Mail is full of alarmist shit.

fargon 11-13-2011 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 772511)
The cost to the turkey is higher.

Better the turkey than me.

Rhianne 11-13-2011 06:11 PM

I buy neither turkey nor the Daily Mail but I decided to do a quick online check. Tesco are selling a 5kg (close enough to 12lb) 'Finest Bronze Turkey' for £20 - that price until 27th December.

Aliantha 11-13-2011 07:37 PM

It's about $50 for a 10lb turkey here.

Sundae 11-14-2011 03:53 AM

But is that Mickey Mouse Australian dollars, that no-one else uses or can understand? ;)

Aliantha 11-14-2011 04:11 AM

AU dollars are equivalent to US dollars atm, so it's a straight comparison really.

ZenGum 11-14-2011 04:41 AM

Speaking of which, is this "cost turkey" a new economic reference? What needs bailing out this time?

Lamplighter 11-14-2011 08:18 AM

The US raises about 240 M turkeys each year. Some are in Congress.
The cost is indeterminate.
.

infinite monkey 11-14-2011 08:25 AM

A Cincinnati radio station has a promotional event coming up. They're going to let a bunch of turkeys out of a helicopter and when they fly down and land whoever gets one gets to keep and cook it.

HungLikeJesus 11-14-2011 08:31 AM

Quote:

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Lamplighter 11-14-2011 08:31 AM

:D IM... you have to be in the right generation to fully appreciate that !

infinite monkey 11-14-2011 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 772636)
:D IM... you have to be in the right generation to fully appreciate that !

I know. I figure if you get it, great, if you don't, I don't want nuttin' to do with you anyway. :lol:

Or, if someone asked I'd post a video. :p:

Trilby 11-14-2011 09:23 AM

that was one of the most hilarious things on tv evah.

monster 11-14-2011 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 772629)
A Cincinnati radio station has a promotional event coming up. They're going to let a bunch of turkeys out of a helicopter and when they fly down and land whoever gets one gets to keep and cook it.

Be more fun if they were frozen.

wolf 11-14-2011 11:57 AM

I missed IM's post, saw HLJ's and started laughing because I knew exactly where it came from.

I don't think I'll qualify for the "free" supermarket turkey this year, and don't have to buy one anyway, I'm going to a restaurant with a friend who a) doesn't cook and b) is a vegatarian.

Gravdigr 11-14-2011 02:07 PM

:lol2:

Griff 11-14-2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 772650)
that was one of the most hilarious things on tv evah.

I had tears streaming down my face. best evah

HungLikeJesus 11-14-2011 07:25 PM

By the way, I thought a cost turkey was a bean counter with an MBA.

HungLikeJesus 11-14-2011 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 772629)
A Cincinnati radio station has a promotional event coming up. They're going to let a bunch of turkeys out of a helicopter and when they fly down and land whoever gets one gets to keep and cook it.

Could you post a video?

Griff 11-14-2011 08:08 PM


Spexxvet 11-16-2011 06:31 PM

a classic!

Sundae 11-18-2011 10:08 AM

OMG!
WKRP in Cincinatti!
We used to watch that.
I can't remember a single episode as I was too young to really understand it all, but I remember the name.

My equivilant would be Drop the Dead Donkey, a show about a TV news show.
Although it was properly scripted, it was only filmed a week before it was broadcast and they held back short segments for topical news gags, recorded on the day before it went on air.
It gave the impression of almost watching a live show or stand-up.

The office administrator was a rude, arsey bitch called Joy, who hated everyone and her job, but always knew everything and had everything running on time. I wanted to be her when I grew up. I'm still do.

infinite monkey 11-18-2011 10:31 AM

Sundae: check your PM.

HungLikeJesus 11-18-2011 10:32 AM

Maybe we need a Check Your PM thread.

infinite monkey 11-18-2011 10:34 AM

HLJ: check your PM

Sundae 11-18-2011 11:40 AM

Infi - checked it, read it, deleted it. Please desist.
LabRat - check your PM.

infinite monkey 11-18-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 773937)
Infi - checked it, read it, deleted it. Please desist.
LabRat - check your PM.

Sundae: recheck your PM. It's new and improved this time.

Griff 11-23-2011 07:19 AM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-i...i-turkeys-away


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