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Board Stretcher:

I thought that was outlawed by the Geneva Convention??

cute!

I like how it's necked down in the middle. But I'm not sure how the geartrain/cam system works. Nice one!

The lever rotates a cam that presses on the frame. The finger grabs a tooth to keep the board under tension.

ooohhhhhhhh.... dur.



(wait, not odor, ohhh dur, just... ah. not exactly understanding, but relief and pleasure at the warm sensation of the prospect of illumination bathing my upturned face.)




(wait, that's not the golden stream, is it? ew.)

I read the title of this thread like half a dozen times...Lysdexia.

Left-handed screw driver?

I've got a bunch of those. Paid about 30% more than a right-handed screw driver. I screw like a champ now.

What, in a hotel room, against her will?

Owwwch.:lol:

Metric yardstick?

SCUBA diver's ashtray?

Oh and Board Stretcher made me think of a product I saw ... a Pet Stretcher. Whah? You know, a stretcher-bed for your dog. Ohh, right.

Now, about this "Hand Shredder"...

Yes I Did Look for 50 ft of Flight line at supply once ,
The Gunny SGT was NOT amused !!!

He could have at least issued you with a Long Weight.

Though I Did Have to fill out a Ba11n form

No ID10T report?

Oh I sent a Boot down to Admin to get one of those from the Staff Sgt

That board stretcher reminded me of the bullshit grinder.
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That's a neat way of changing the center of rotation... even if it is BS

ArsTechnica

Lytro's new light field camera lets you focus after you take a picture

This is not you Grampa's pinhole camera... or maybe it is.

Psst, dude, read the thread title very carefully ...

Oooops!

It's that.. that thing.

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Aw shit, can you send him back? I need the keys to the drop zone. While he's there tell him to stop by range control and have em turn on the range fans, blow off some of that fog.

Really? You never heard of the Tucker? :eek:

The Torpedo was before his time...

Torpedo? Yeah, I know the Tucker was long before his time but a couple years back (whoops, it was 1988:o) Coppola made a movie about it staring Jeff Bridges. There was a shitload of articles about Tucker, before and after the release.

That's the only reason I know of Tucker.

My childhood friend Rocky Tucker, is Preston Tucker's grandson.

I have never heard of the 1971 Tucker anydamnthing, Tornado, Toronado, or otherwise, and neither have you.

I know the things I'm seeing in this video don't exist, have never existed. Yet I see them here.

and yes, I realize there's an optical illusion thread somewhere. feel free to repost in that thread.

That's cause there never was one. Never even made it to the drawing board, except as a alternative universe creative exercise kind of thing just a little while ago.

What would happen if Tucker hadn't been run out of town and he was still around making cars in the 70s?

There's a series of kids' books out that uses that effect.

I had a book when I was a kid that used a less dramatic form of the same effect, to make water flow or smoke billow.

We have those. They're called Gallop!, Swing!, and Waddle!

'S why I put it here.;)

I got Swing! for school. Tiger was ambivalent, but some of my other SEN childer reacted with great enthusiasm.

Sorry, went right over my head.:o