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infinite monkey 09-28-2011 08:37 AM

It's lonely at the intellectual bottom...
 
What is 12 + B?

Alternately, what are the three branches of D to the 12th power?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25980

DanaC 09-28-2011 08:38 AM

Is the answer 'pistachio icecream'?


*crosses fingers*


Pleeease let it be.

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 08:39 AM

Hahahhahahaaa!

You, Dana, are a GENIUS!

Tell her what she's won, Bob.

glatt 09-28-2011 08:40 AM

"ooh, ooh, ooh!

This past summer, my family and I, went to, that park. With the candy. You know, Hershey park? And I rode a roller coaster!"

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 08:49 AM

That's an insightful and well thought out answer, glatt. It's not quite what I'm looking for though.

Spexxvet 09-28-2011 09:00 AM

Bernice, the Giant Asian Toad with six tails, all of which are invisible, has had a twenty year pen pal relationship with Sarah Palin.

DanaC 09-28-2011 09:07 AM

As I was reading the last couple of posts I was also clicking through my answerphone messages. As I got to Spexx's post, I heard: 'Oh Hallo Cllr XXXXX, It's Bernice here from committee section....'

Spexxvet 09-28-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 759075)
As I was reading the last couple of posts I was also clicking through my answerphone messages. As I got to Spexx's post, I heard: 'Oh Hallo Cllr XXXXX, It's Bernice here from committee section....'

There's a toad on the committee?!

DanaC 09-28-2011 09:41 AM

Apparently

Undertoad 09-28-2011 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 759068)
What is 12 + B?

1D

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 759078)
There's a toad on the committee?!

"No, they never did turn me into a toad."

--Pete


:p:

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 759082)
1D

Interesting. Show your work?

Undertoad 09-28-2011 10:42 AM

It's hexadecimal (base 16)

You count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B...

footfootfoot 09-28-2011 10:44 AM

In Florida, we had hamburgers. We stayed in a hotel, and we saw Becky...


Trilby 09-28-2011 11:15 AM

What is 12 + B?

B12 you idiots!

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 11:18 AM

Now now, they're not 'idiots'. That's just your perception because you don't agree with them.

Maths, as you know, are up for interpretation.

Hey, click the poll, peoples. If it helps, I clicked WTF...

Trilby 09-28-2011 11:22 AM

'mathS'

????

are you becoming British?

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 11:25 AM

Explanation in the 'intellectual top' thread. ;)

Beest 09-28-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 759078)
There's a toad on the committee?!

She got better!

Sundae 09-28-2011 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 759074)
Bernice, the Giant Asian Toad...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 759075)
As I was reading the last couple of posts I was also clicking through my answerphone messages. As I got to Spexx's post, I heard: 'Oh Hallo Cllr XXXXX, It's Bernice here from committee section....'

Was it Bernice from L of G?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 759109)
What is 12 + B?
B12 you idiots!

I think you'll find that's B52.
40 extra alcohol points get added on as it passes through another dimension. Something to do with neutrinos.

Cicero 09-28-2011 01:11 PM

The answer is 5- I have no explanation- I was just wondering if I passed this exam. I also noticed just now that I am at the intellectual bottom as only 22.2 chose the same choice as I did. I am also starting to suspect that the real answer hasn't been posted.

footfootfoot 09-28-2011 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 759147)
The answer is 5- I have no explanation- I was just wondering if I passed this exam. I also noticed just now that I am at the intellectual bottom as only 22.2 chose the same choice as I did. I am also starting to suspect that the real answer hasn't been posted.

Contrary to the title of the post, you've got a lot of company down here. Pull up a chair.

infinite monkey 09-28-2011 01:38 PM

Where's Sheldon?

I wondered if he's an intellectual top or an intellectual bottom.

BigV 09-28-2011 01:39 PM

Top

Sundae 09-28-2011 01:48 PM

I'd guess Shel is reasonably intellectual.
But in questions of arse, if baby you're the bottom, he's the top!
(paraphrased)

jimhelm 09-28-2011 02:01 PM

B+12= B

B+13=B#

Gravdigr 09-28-2011 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 759071)
Hahahhahahaaa!

You, Dana, are a GENIUS!

Tell her what she's won, Bob.

[Bob] Dana, you've won this fabulous collection of shit rolled into little balls! Back to you, monkeygirl... [/Bob]

Gravdigr 09-28-2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 759167)
Where's Sheldon?

Where is Sheldon? Prolly baking somebody's fish.

Gravdigr 09-28-2011 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 759068)
What is 12 + B?

Alternately, what are the three branches of D to the 12th power?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 759082)
1D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 759101)
It's hexadecimal (base 16)

You count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 759109)
What is 12 + B?

B12 you idiots!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 759184)
B+12= B

B+13=B#

BINGO!!!

jimhelm 09-28-2011 04:58 PM

Of course, there IS no B#. That was an inside joke for the musicians.

Undertoad 09-28-2011 06:48 PM

The notes have letters???

sexobon 09-28-2011 07:41 PM

12 + B = 16
 
........................B3
T1W4E1L1V4E1

ZenGum 09-28-2011 08:26 PM

UT wins. Dteen indeed.

infinite monkey 09-29-2011 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 759248)
........................B3
T1W4E1L1V4E1

You are clever. :)

limey 09-29-2011 10:53 AM

My head hurts :(

monster 09-29-2011 12:13 PM

Are there intellectual bottom feeders?

Sundae 09-29-2011 01:09 PM

Arse-lickers?

Undertoad 09-29-2011 01:23 PM

YouTube commenters.

DanaC 09-29-2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 759394)
Arse-lickers?

Bless you

Sundae 09-29-2011 01:39 PM

At least you didn't bless my heart...

When asked if British people had better manners, Steven Petrow [author of Complete Gay and Lesbian Manners] said:
Quote:

Anything you say always sounds so much better because of your accents!” he laughs.
“I think you can get away with just about anything in my book. In a way you’re like Southerners in the U.S., many of whom have a melodious tongue and are as sweet as pie to your face. But don’t turn your back – and pray that no one ever says to you, “Bless your heart.” That’s really a pox on your house!

infinite monkey 09-29-2011 02:04 PM

Who sez it's a pox on a house?

How in the world could that be a pox on a house? :confused:

Trilby 09-29-2011 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 759435)
Who sez it's a pox on a house?

How in the world could that be a pox on a house? :confused:

I've heard that, IM. If someone says "bless your heart," or "bless her/his heart", they really mean that person is a no-good idiot. ESP. if said in the south. It's like "she's no better than she should be," like that.

infinite monkey 09-29-2011 02:12 PM

OH fuck it.

It's like not being able to tell someone to have a nice day. Just because some crabby bastard decided it was a bad thing doesn't make it so.

Have a blessing fucked bullshit made up crap day. ;)

infinite monkey 09-29-2011 02:14 PM

I just recently said to bless someone's heart.

Some rat bastard made it bad without my knowing.

I meant it with caring and concern.

From now on, if anyone says "Here, have some Cotton Candy" it means they want to strangle you while buttfucking you in the mouth while you stand on hot coals. K?

:mad:

Trilby 09-29-2011 02:17 PM

:lol: No, no...it can absolutely be said with warmth and caring and concern. It's just the WAY you say it that makes it a curse. you know. Some woman pisses me off in the grocery line or whatever and all my serenity is gone and I look at her with daggers and dripping ice say Well, bless your heart. YOU KNOW!

Trilby 09-29-2011 02:19 PM

oh, btw, the She's no better than she should be I think, ({I'm pretty sure, anyway}) means, She's a whore.

:lol:

infinite monkey 09-29-2011 02:20 PM

So...say "She's a WHORE!" Not "oh she's something she should be if she were ten times less than she is and five times more than she would have been if she had been better than she was..."

Easy Peasy Japanesy.

:lol:

classicman 09-29-2011 02:27 PM

Here, have some Cotton Candy, IM.

infinite monkey 09-29-2011 02:34 PM

This is the bottom thread.

Say what you mean, or get the fuck out. :lol:

(Or, more politely: the bread is in the sugar bowl tonight and the moon is jumping on the tracks.)

footfootfoot 09-29-2011 02:52 PM

...What I meant to say "Please pass the salt." But what I actually said was "Shut your whore mouth you bitch you've ruined my life."

Sundae 09-29-2011 03:01 PM

CALM DOWN PEOPLE!

It was said by a gay, white man.
That means Conservatives don't need to accept it because it's GAY.
And Liberals can ignore it because it's a WHITE MAN.

Just for once - everybody wins.

Gravdigr 09-29-2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 759374)
Are there intellectual bottom feeders?

Present.

classicman 09-29-2011 03:53 PM

Well looks like its just you and me Digr - whats on the schedule tonight?

ZenGum 09-29-2011 08:47 PM

I just wish someone had notified me when "you're looking well" started to mean "you're fat".

Downunda, "bastard" can be anywhere from best mate to worst enemy, depending on the inflection.

In the 19earlys, a visiting English cricket captain complained to the Australian captain that one of the Australian players had called him a bastard. The Aussie led him into the Aussie dressing room and called out "All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?" :lol:

Gravdigr 10-02-2011 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 759513)
Well looks like its just you and me Digr - whats on the schedule tonight?

Japanese lesbian midget porn.

DanaC 10-02-2011 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 760293)
Japanese lesbian midget porn.

Again? Jeez.

Clodfobble 10-03-2011 07:35 AM

Awhile ago I did a search for "chiropractor British pronunciation."

Later, Mr. Clod was beginning a search for chi- something on my laptop... and it suggested the thing I had searched for above.

Except the search box on that particular website was of limited size, so what actually appeared in the suggestion drop-down was "chiropractor British pron." He's still mocking me over my new fetish.

ZenGum 10-03-2011 10:53 PM

:lol:

You could put your back out watching that - and still keep a stiff upper lip.


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