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grynch 08-11-2011 02:23 AM

tattoo anyone
 
ok, this will start some arguments no doubt... personally I don't like tattoo's... at all... ever.... on man, woman or beast...

but there is a guy in Geneva, whom I have run into on a few occasions over the years and again just a few days ago... He considers his body to be a walking work of art and has taken that art to extremes ( I literally jumped the first time I saw him coming out of a local dept. store )
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etienne dumont :
http://data.whicdn.com/images/117284...jpg?1310107282

( and yes.. those are horns )

Gravdigr 08-11-2011 04:53 AM

Well, obviously, he's covering something up.

:D

grynch 08-11-2011 05:02 AM

booooo hissssssssssssssssssssssss


EDIT.... p.s.. re.. something to hide ... if you Google-image his name you'll see he quite literally has nothing to hide... his latest additions to his "work of art" include clear lenses which are inserted into his lower lip... quite disconcerting in real life

Trilby 08-11-2011 06:53 AM

mommy and daddy didn't give him any attention.

infinite monkey 08-11-2011 08:23 AM

I am a work of art. Therefore, tattooing myself would be like taking a black Sharpie to the Mona Lisa.

Freaks on line one! Freaks on line two!

grynch 08-11-2011 08:29 AM

you've not been to the Louvre recently have you?

http://britromantics.files.wordpress...ber-sydney.gif

infinite monkey 08-11-2011 08:30 AM

Seeeeeeeeeeeeee?

grynch 08-11-2011 08:34 AM

true, and as stated in my original post I don't like tat's to begin with...
and Mona is prettier without the 'tache

infinite monkey 08-11-2011 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by grynch (Post 749613)
true, and as stated in my original post I don't like tat's to begin with...
and Mona is prettier without the 'tache

But but but...you have to get one in order to express your individuality...just like everyone else! :p:

infinite monkey 08-11-2011 08:58 AM

grynch, I'll make you a deal.

You get some, maybe like a snake wrapped around your arm and a spider web on your elbow...some tears running down your face.

I'll get a butterfly tramp stamp, something in Chinese that really doesn't mean what I think it means, and something on my calf that gives the illusion that my boyfriend kicked the crap out of me, preferably working with the lines of my vericose veins. Mmmmmmmm.

Whaddya say? :lol:

grynch 08-11-2011 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 749620)
Whaddya say? :lol:


tramp stamp eh?.. how 'bout some arse antlers?

no..... not for me.

( n.b... mrs. and I took a little retreat to a thermal spa up in the mountains about a month ago... a couple of hours on the train and then a local village bus the last few miles... one guy got on the bus had a tear-drop tattoo under his right eye... I was very happy that he got off before the spa stop )


tear drop tattoo

infinite monkey 08-11-2011 09:07 AM

Not for me, either.

I think I'll just get a big old bumper sticker for my ass: Gas, grass, or ass...nobody rides for free.

grynch 08-11-2011 09:12 AM

bad monkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://forumimages.footballguys.com/...hoto-20417.gif

Nirvana 08-11-2011 09:28 AM

I am so lovin' the bad monkey pic! :)

I had my eyebrows tattooed once when I had some weird alopecia thingy in my 20s. That hurt like f%$%! Maybe that is the attraction, the endorphins released during a tat session > shrugs<

I have real eyebrows now really!

grynch 08-11-2011 09:31 AM

Nirvana..........Mrs. G shaved her eyebrows once... I think it was for a bit of a punk look, but they never grew back properly.... she has been painting eyebrows on for 20+ years now and has recently been thinking of getting eyebrow tats... I guess I better tell her of your experience

Nirvana 08-11-2011 01:05 PM

Tell her to try the rapid lash or prescript lash growing stuff it will work on eyebrows. Even the cheap L'oreal lash out will work.

grynch 08-11-2011 02:19 PM

Ta

Sundae 08-12-2011 05:47 AM

Meh, I have a tattoo and I love it.
And yes, technically it is a tramp stamp, because I wanted it to be somewhere unlikely to be seen unless I was actually undressing.

My bikini days being over, below the waist on my back was perfect.

Then low slung jeans came in, and everyone chose it as their new favourite place.
But I don't really mind - I've never worn low slung jeans and I think I've only ever shown it once by accident. For anyone else, it's invite-only.

I wanted to get one when I was 18 and my then bf talked me out of it with the wise words, "You'll have it forever, you can at least wait one more year and see if you still want one." I did, and I did and so I did :)

I only wish people were as careful about gettting babies.

grynch 08-12-2011 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 749776)

I only wish people were as careful about gettting babies.

a tattoo IS forever

babies?.. wait a couple of years and you can drop them off at Toys R Us.

ZenGum 08-12-2011 06:51 AM

Say, Grynch, what brought you to the cellar? How did you find us?

Me, I was googling "horny moose jokes", but that's another story.

grynch 08-12-2011 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 749787)
Say, Grynch, what brought you to the cellar? How did you find us?

I was wandering the internet highway when I saw a light up ahead...as I got closer it was brighter and brighter and I could finally make out the letters...

http://images0.cpcache.com/product/s...x225_Front.jpg

and at that point I knew it was my kinda place.

grynch 08-12-2011 07:18 AM

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.


Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead?

A. By the antler marks on his thighs!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...5bpoTCNFE811fS


( that all I got ....)

BigV 08-18-2011 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 749663)
Tell her to try the rapid lash or prescript lash growing stuff it will work on eyebrows. Even the cheap L'oreal lash out will work.

tell that proto-punk mona lisa too, won'tcha?

TheMercenary 08-18-2011 08:34 PM

Where did you get my picture! that is copyright protected don't cha know!


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