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monster 06-23-2011 08:58 PM

Cock!
 
footfootfootfootfoot of it <<<READ THIS!

http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/up...6/chicken6.jpg

footfootfoot 06-23-2011 09:42 PM

See, I would have told her to buy the towels and the chicken. My kind of gal.

monster 06-23-2011 10:07 PM

Victor has no chance.

glatt 06-24-2011 07:38 AM

I don't like her. She's a disrespectful spoiled brat who has nothing but contempt for her spouse. She and Victor probably deserve each other though.

The tacky McMansion goes right along with the total package.

It's an amusing story though. They interact kind of like the roadrunner and coyote.

footfootfoot 06-24-2011 09:48 AM

See, Glatt it's thinking like that that's making you happily married.

But now that you pointed it out, I have to agree. sigh, she's not my kind of gal after all. Call me fickle.

infinite monkey 06-24-2011 09:59 AM

And her husband sounds like a big baby douchebag. I think the giant chicken is hilarious, but who wants to live in the made-for-tv version of The War of the Roses?

Clodfobble 06-24-2011 02:11 PM

That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

I wouldn't want to be married to either one of them, but she's got a better sense of humor than he does, at least. He needs to figure out how to retaliate, rather than pout.

Undertoad 06-24-2011 02:34 PM

She certainly has a pack of fanatically-agreeing yentas to make her believe she "won". They missed the lavish entrance because they are trying to collect $1 and a towel from everybody to support her.

classicman 06-24-2011 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 741836)
That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

or USED TO HAVE ... That may be the problem - House is worth 1/2 of what they paid for it and income has dropped significantly, yet she is still out spending the same as before.

Lola Bunny 06-24-2011 02:56 PM

I just saw the link. It's so freaking hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. :lol2: Thanks, Monster! :D

zippyt 06-24-2011 03:49 PM

Daym I Soo Have to make one of these !!

Gravdigr 06-24-2011 04:22 PM

We have the same problem in the Gravdigr house, only instead of towels, it's green beans.

TheMercenary 06-24-2011 08:53 PM

I want one! That is the bomb!

BigV 06-26-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 741894)
I want one! That is the bomb!

orly?

check this shit.

a couple blocks from my house.

footfootfoot 06-26-2011 07:43 PM

gotta have the troubador frogs

xoxoxoBruce 06-27-2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 742107)
orly?

check this shit.

a couple blocks from my house.

That sure doesn't look like your neighborhood. :confused:
But anyway, I'd welcome him to mine. Something more entertaining than the Home Depot/Lowes ticky tacky everyone around here has.

BigV 06-27-2011 12:27 PM

Well, the photograph of the pigs is actually titled Pigs in CA blah blah blah. I don't know where it was taken. I don't live in California anymore. I meant to say that the outfit that sells this menagerie is a couple blocks from my house.

Lola Bunny 07-06-2011 10:35 PM

4 Attachment(s)
Well, it seems I don't have to travel far to get me one of these awesome steel cocks. :D

xoxoxoBruce 07-06-2011 11:00 PM

Pilgrim frogs? :eek:

ZenGum 07-07-2011 12:44 AM

Busking pilgrim frogs, no less.

I know aesthetics are all personal and subjective and stuff, but I cannot see how anyone could want any of those things. I think they're blah at best, ranging through clumsy and childish, to awful.

Just not to my taste, I guess.

casimendocina 07-07-2011 04:33 AM

Have a look at the Citroen in the far right hand corner. I have a soft spot for this model and late last year bought myself a toy one from Community Aid Abroad.

casimendocina 07-08-2011 08:17 PM

Feeling all warm and fuzzy just looking at the image.:)

http://www.oxfamshop.org.au/sd-image...productPreview

TheMercenary 07-15-2011 05:46 PM

:shock:
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