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Undertoad 06-17-2011 02:46 PM

Jugger - Not!
 
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25367

http://cellar.org/2011/juggernot.jpg

classicman 06-17-2011 02:51 PM

ewwwww - although I never found her attractive in the first place...
That pic makes her look godawful.

Undertoad 06-17-2011 02:54 PM

It's the #1 Google Image result for "flat chested" (NSFW even if you have SafeSearch on).

SamIam 06-17-2011 03:29 PM

She looks like she had a double mastectomy. Certainly gives a new meaning to the description "flat chested." She's flatter than Kansas.

classicman 06-17-2011 03:34 PM

... Carpenters dream.

jimhelm 06-17-2011 06:59 PM

Forget about her flat chest. Look at the size of her head!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...15_468x914.jpg

BigV 06-17-2011 07:45 PM

I think she has a very pretty face, but I don't find that body type most attractive.

DanaC 06-18-2011 06:25 AM

When we were in London earlier this year, Sundae took a photo of me that looked lovely from the neck up but made me look completely flat chested. The way my t-shirt fell and the angle of the light just made me look totallyu flat. Just like this girl.

glatt 06-18-2011 06:38 AM

I've always thought she was pretty attractive. Yeah, she's thin, but people come in different sizes.

TheMercenary 06-18-2011 06:45 AM

She certainly has a long neck.

Trilby 06-18-2011 09:48 AM

She is a very beautiful woman.

but she needs a bucket of chicken. Stat.

Spexxvet 06-18-2011 10:33 AM

No offense intended, but why is that guy wearing a dress?

Sundae 06-18-2011 11:20 AM

I was completely flat-chested until I was half past fifteen.
It took me a LONG time to shake off the negative comments I endured in school.
Okay they were from silly schoolboys, but I was a silly schoolgirl and they hurt like buggery.

NO woman should ever be judged on her chest size, unless she had deliberately chosen it (ie implants) and even then I don't think people should pass judgement.

Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus.

None of our Dwellar men have made overly offensive comments. But I'm not exactly uplifted by the direction of the thread.

I've been on both sides, trust me. My teen hero was a girl at our school called Rachel. Three years older than me, bee-sting breasts, cool as fuck. She drove an orange Mini called Martin. I adored her, pretended not to, but she seemed cool with my obvious and slavish devotion anyway. She was an art student (as were all of my female crushes) and very few of them were busty.

Kiera has lollipop-head syndrome. I don't believe that is natural or healthy. But shouldn't we be beyond commenting on her busters? Really?

Clodfobble 06-18-2011 12:41 PM

If you really look at it, she's enhancing the flatness on purpose. Look at the gap between her underarm and the top of the dress--that thing has to be no more than a few millimeters above her nipples, which also means it has to be pretty snug to keep it from falling off. Along the left edge you can actually see the boob bulging and then being squashed under the dress.

BigV 06-18-2011 12:58 PM

Quote:

Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus.
they are! It's just that not all of us have twitter accounts, and some of us have nearsighted girlfriends, so STOP JUDGING ME!!!

Gravdigr 06-18-2011 03:29 PM

I've always thought she looked like a marionette. I've never found her attractive.

Is twig.

Gravdigr 06-18-2011 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 740785)
...how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus...

Welcome to Earth.

Cock/wallet, whatev.

Ppl judge.

DanaC 06-18-2011 04:06 PM

Cock and wallet are not the same. For a kickoff, both can be more easily disguised than breast size which is pretty upfront and measurable.

classicman 06-18-2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 740816)
I've always thought she looked like a marionette. I've never found her attractive.

Is twig.

Agreed. Looks like a skull - no meat. eww again.

Lola Bunny 06-18-2011 11:12 PM

I'm pretty flat chested myself, but I've gotta make a mean comment here. That's really unflattering. As Clodfobble pointed out, she's making a point to really, really flatten her chest. There is an appropriate way to flatter your body type. I don't think that picture is unattractive because she's flat-chested but it's how she decides to display that fact.

Clodfobble 06-18-2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC
Cock and wallet are not the same. For a kickoff, both can be more easily disguised than breast size which is pretty upfront and measurable.

On the other hand, you have to admit that it's a lot easier to augment boob size (either surgically or merely visibly) if you want to.

Sundae 06-19-2011 04:40 AM

You can always enhance your wallet if you are willing to work.
Nothing you can do about cock size, ever.

classicman 06-19-2011 09:21 AM

My opinion is that SHE is unattractive. being flat-chested has little to do with that, again IMO.

ETA - you three are very funny...

Rhianne 06-19-2011 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 740878)
Nothing you can do about cock size, ever.

I don't know about that - just for you, here's a picture of the man with the biggest cock in the world!











http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/a...n/untitled.jpg

Pico and ME 06-19-2011 04:08 PM

She is not unattractive. She could be gorgeous.

She just doesn't eat enough.

ZenGum 06-20-2011 12:29 AM

I could help with that ...

[sound] zipper [/effects]

But yeah, general agreement, potentially very nice, but needs some flesh on those bones.

infinite monkey 06-20-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 740946)
She is not unattractive. She could be gorgeous.

She just doesn't eat enough.

This seems to be the first mention of an eating disorder. Seems pretty obvious to me.

A normally small-chested woman could be rendered boobless when body weight falls to about...80?

Not about the boobehs, folks. She's ill! :thepain:

eta: Oh, Brianna did order a bucket of chicken for her. Sorry Bri.


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