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monster 06-08-2011 06:34 PM

Swimmin' n things
 
I just swam over two miles non-stop. I am mighty proud. I just didn't seem to want to stop. It felt wondeful. My hands and feet are all pruny now.

I'm keeping a log this season 'cause I'm a nerd like that. That takes me up to nearly 7 miles so far (pool opened 28th May and I was away for 4 days). And I biked this morning. This week I've biked or walked every morning and swum every afternoon. And mowed the lawn once. I came back from Chicago 4lb lighter than when I went and haven't gained one back (I normally fluctuate like crazy, so the 4lb disappearing is not unusual, but it not coming back is). And the heat is keeping my appetite down. So here's hoping I really actually am going to keep it up and get just a little skinnier. Go me :D

(:beer:)

BigV 06-08-2011 07:07 PM

going, going.....

monster 06-08-2011 10:21 PM

Is that part of your "weed" campaign? :confused:

BigV 06-08-2011 11:01 PM

nononononno


you said "go me"... just being funny. trying to anyhow.

I'm a swimmer from back in the day. I love swimming. I applaud your determination. Go you!

monster 06-08-2011 11:22 PM

thanks. It was weird. never felt an urge to keep on swimming like that. Coulda kept on, but I got a little bored plus the slightly weird guard was admiring my stamina.........

casimendocina 06-09-2011 05:02 AM

Champion.

Spexxvet 06-09-2011 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 739094)
thanks. It was weird. never felt an urge to keep on swimming like that. Coulda kept on, but I got a little bored plus the slightly weird guard was admiring my stamina.........

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 07:54 AM

I am the envy.

I love to swim. I love water. I could live in the water. But even though I took all those lessons as a kid I can't do the strokes right and so instead of doing laps I end up doing mermaids (diving and surfacing and flipping around backwards.)

Would be awesome to incorporate real swimming into an exercise regime.

Keep it up!

zippyt 06-09-2011 10:33 AM

Befor you know it Mon You'll be Eyeing the great lakes thinking , Shit I Could DO THAT !!!

footfootfoot 06-09-2011 10:35 AM

Wholly, entirely Mackerel Monster! Two miles! That's like a hundred miles in dog bicycling miles. Color me impressed.

If you weren't a married woman I'd be totally ogling your stamina. Instead I'll just take a furtive peek at it.

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 10:40 AM

She wants to be ogled for her mind. You know, mind-ogling.

footfootfoot 06-09-2011 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 739190)
She wants to be ogled for her mind. You know, mind-ogling.

*Sigh* Don't we all?

monster 06-09-2011 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 739185)
Befor you know it Mon You'll be Eyeing the great lakes thinking , Shit I Could DO THAT !!!

Well, I could! 'cept for the pollution and icebergs and things.....

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 12:15 PM

The Wreck of the Monster Fitzgerald.

footfootfoot 06-09-2011 12:37 PM

If I weren't so tired and preoccupied, I'd write an awesome parody of that. You will need to imagine it in all its awesomeness or DIY.
:(

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 12:41 PM

You and monster and I could collaborate!

(of course, I already have an idea for a TV series written by me, monster, you, and Sundae...) PM me!

:lol:

monster 06-09-2011 01:00 PM

okies. Now I have to go and be without internet access surrounded by a zillions of spotty sugared up kids for like a vajillpiliion hours

footfootfoot 06-09-2011 02:28 PM

Vajillpilion? Isn't that when they remove all the hair from your hoo haa?

Lola Bunny 06-09-2011 04:50 PM

That is super cool! Keep it up. You know, soon we're gonna want full body pix from you. :D

monster 06-09-2011 08:24 PM

Hey I posted a vid of me surfing at the indoor water park, but gravdigr called me fat and ugly, so I doubt that will happen again, skinny or not.
no I don't really give a shit what that poster thinks, but some things should not be forgotten

footfootfoot 06-09-2011 08:43 PM

who?
Well at least he didn't say you were fat and ugly and got no friends. That would be harsh.

casimendocina 06-10-2011 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 739236)
You will need to imagine it in all its awesomeness.
:(

We are.

monster 06-10-2011 07:11 AM

Last night was the first day since Saturday I didn't swim and this morning I found two of the missing pounds :( Can't swim today either. Off for a bike ride in a few minutes, though, and I walked for an hour yesterday, so still exercising, but.....

Spexxvet 06-10-2011 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 739190)
She wants to be ogled for her mind. You know, mind-ogling.

I doubt she minds having her stamina ogled. ;)

footfootfoot 06-10-2011 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 739363)
Last night was the first day since Saturday I didn't swim and this morning I found two of the missing pounds :( Can't swim today either. Off for a bike ride in a few minutes, though, and I walked for an hour yesterday, so still exercising, but.....

Don't get hung up on pounds, muscle is denser than fat so often as you get buff your weight will increase or the loss will seem imperceptible.

Use the fit of your clothing as a better guide to how you are doing, and be aware of salt and its water retaining qualities.

And most importantly it's not how you feel but how you look, and you look mahvelous

infinite monkey 06-10-2011 09:31 AM

What he said. I don't weigh myself. Numbers will be your master. And we fluctuate so much.

footfootfoot 06-10-2011 09:34 AM

Fluctuations?!

infinite monkey 06-10-2011 09:37 AM

Well fluc you too!

footfootfoot 06-10-2011 09:46 AM

Gleek Plick

monster 06-10-2011 10:08 AM

I'm a number person!

I biked in the rain this morning, how hardcore is that?!!1!1.

(Only 'cause I had no choice -it started raining on the way back....)

Now I really crave chocolate and all that I could find was way out of date..... and is now in the bin, so I guess that's another job done.

casimendocina 06-10-2011 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 739395)
Fluctuations?!

Riding in the pouring rain-very hard core, but the resulting street cred is well worth it. :)

Re fluctuations, one of the less interesting parts of my job is having to teach graph description, so a couple of days ago, I taught vocab to describe what lines do-one of those things is fluctuate. Today, we had a quick look at shape description because they have to be able to describe objects as well. We didn't have a lot of time so to really drive home the idea of jagged, I gave a bit of paper a jagged edge with a pair of scissors (well, just indulging my primary school tendencies, but it was fun). One of the less able students (a uniformed civil servant in his late 30s) looked at it and said....isn't that fluctuate?

Lola Bunny 06-10-2011 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 739317)
Hey I posted a vid of me surfing at the indoor water park, but gravdigr called me fat and ugly, so I doubt that will happen again, skinny or not.
no I don't really give a shit what that poster thinks, but some things should not be forgotten

I must've missed the video but I remember seeing the picture. :D If I let an insult bother me everytime, I would've dug up a hole and buried myself long time ago. Woman, post a pix when you're comfortable. And it's to share with the rest of us who care. Those don't care don't matter shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 739392)
Don't get hung up on pounds, muscle is denser than fat so often as you get buff your weight will increase or the loss will seem imperceptible.

Use the fit of your clothing as a better guide to how you are doing, and be aware of salt and its water retaining qualities.

And most importantly it's not how you feel but how you look, and you look mahvelous

I don't care about the pounds too. I've lost some weight, but my measurements are still the same. Which sucks majorly. But I'm not discouraged. You keep on swimming, walking, biking whenever you've got the chance. By the way, biking in the rain sounds super fun. Jogging in the rain is cool too. :D

footfootfoot 06-10-2011 04:27 PM

You measurements are the same because your stamina is so much more tumescent. I can almost see it form where I'm sitting.

monster 06-11-2011 08:24 PM

back in the pool after two days too busy to swim... 100 lengths (just over a mile)...but that's two weeks with some form of decent exercise every day. And I re-lost one of those evil recovered pounds this morning.

BigV 06-14-2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 739516)
You measurements are the same because your stamina is so much more tumescent. I can almost see it form where I'm sitting.

if you can see it form where you're sitting, you're more flexible than I thought.

monster 06-14-2011 06:38 AM

the second pound disappeared the next day, but this morning i found the fuckers again. Srsly, belly, it's time you started fluctuating in a downwards trend :mad: We swam 3/4 of a mile and walked yesterday and ate almost nothing and you got heavier? There is no more muscle to build, don't pull that crap on me. This is all on you, belly, so you better shape up or i'mm'a consider diy liposuction. kthxbai

footfootfoot 06-14-2011 09:02 AM

You might need to switch from beer to wine, Monster.

monster 06-14-2011 09:50 AM

tried that. I'm not so alky that any alcohol will do. I like cold fizzy I can gulp. I did switch exclusively to the lower cal beer, though.....

Just got in from another bike ride. My legs feel streamlined...

monster 06-14-2011 09:51 AM

....I need to invent the belly bike, that's what.

Spexxvet 06-14-2011 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 739913)
the second pound disappeared the next day, but this morning i found the fuckers again. Srsly, belly, it's time you started fluctuating in a downwards trend :mad: We swam 3/4 of a mile and walked yesterday and ate almost nothing and you got heavier? There is no more muscle to build, don't pull that crap on me. This is all on you, belly, so you better shape up or i'mm'a consider diy liposuction. kthxbai

Only weigh yourself weekly. Daily fluctuations will drive you crazy.

and it's a short drive :p

monster 06-14-2011 10:52 AM

Nope. I've weighed myself daily for years, still as sane as ever. I'm used to the fluctuations, don't patronize me. This is just a chatter "oh look how awesome I am" thread. Unsolicited advice is unsolicited.

As it happens I'm actually quite pleased that there is less fluctuation than there used to be/usually is. Weekly weigh-ins would worry me that I wouldn't know if it was fluctuation or gain/loss. Math nerds, gotta hate 'em.

monster 06-14-2011 10:55 AM

btw my face is obviously leaner, no chubby cheeks and that hint of a double chin is unhinting. :D Let that be an example to you, belly!

Lola Bunny 06-14-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 739516)
You measurements are the same because your stamina is so much more tumescent. I can almost see it form where I'm sitting.

umm...not sure how to respond to this. What first came to mind was, What, my ass ain't that big. Hmm..wait, well...." :rolleyes: :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 739955)
Only weigh yourself weekly. Daily fluctuations will drive you crazy.

and it's a short drive :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 739961)
Nope. I've weighed myself daily for years, still as sane as ever. I'm used to the fluctuations, don't patronize me. This is just a chatter "oh look how awesome I am" thread. Unsolicited advice is unsolicited.

As it happens I'm actually quite pleased that there is less fluctuation than there used to be/usually is. Weekly weigh-ins would worry me that I wouldn't know if it was fluctuation or gain/loss. Math nerds, gotta hate 'em.

I was gonna agree with Spexxvet, but I guess not. :p: Actually, I weigh myself daily too, hihi. And yeah, damn weight fluctuation is frustrating. But the weight by the assigned weigh in day is what I take down. I totally understand your frustration, Monster. Oh yeah, if your face is slimmer, then it's a good sign. Eventually, one day when you don't know it or seems like never, your waist will start to trim down. :rolleyes: Fat is so damn stubborn.

monster 06-16-2011 07:11 AM

seems like lying on the sofa drinking beer and watching hockey too late is the key ;) re-lost those pounds and another one!!!!!. I shall change my exercise strategy accordingly :D

footfootfoot 06-16-2011 07:51 AM

For maximum weight loss the recommended strategy is playing hockey while watching people lying on the sofa (who are) drinking beer.

monster 06-16-2011 07:57 AM

there might be a danger of me wasting away if I step it up too much......


I wonder if rioting is a good calorie burner?

casimendocina 06-16-2011 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 740283)
there might be a danger of me wasting away if I step it up too much......


I wonder if rioting is a good calorie burner?

I hear that throwing a bomb and then running like hell is excellent exercise.

monster 06-16-2011 03:22 PM

Thor's teacher asked if I'd been working out because I look like I've lost weight :D

glatt 06-16-2011 03:25 PM

Well done!

monster 06-16-2011 04:09 PM

thanks. of course maybe he just wants help shutting up the classroom for the year.... ;)

No exercise for me today, it's Hebe's 8th grade graduation in an hour

Lola Bunny 06-19-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 740414)
Thor's teacher asked if I'd been working out because I look like I've lost weight :D

This is a better indication than a scale. :thumb: Makes you feel better about working out so hard, huh.

Sundae 06-19-2011 01:07 PM

My clothes are getting looser.
I just have a feeling I am stretching them out rather than losing weight.

Next school year is the biggie - I'll be rolling down towards 40.
I swear I will not be fat and forty.
I'm not going to be all Keira (as if!) but I will no longer be Jo Brand (much as I admire her as a woman and comedian).

See, Monnie? No JB involved :)
Oh - shit. Just mentioned him.
Soz and all that.

footfootfoot 06-19-2011 01:54 PM

Annoying video, great song


monster 06-19-2011 09:22 PM

no, horrible song.

swam 1.5 miles today

monster 06-23-2011 09:02 PM

Just passed the 15 mile mark for the season. Weight hovering at that low point -legs feeling very muscular and shaped :)

monster 06-24-2011 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 740934)
Monnie?
JB
Soz .

Three for the price of one. JB's the least frown-inducing of them

::Squirm::

:lol:

casimendocina 06-25-2011 10:09 AM

The quality of your speakers have a lot to do with it...the guitar was very piercing and somewhat annoying on mine, but hey, he's Rufus's father so he hasn't been written off.

monster 06-26-2011 08:45 AM

woohoo! the middle digit on my scale was one lower this morning for the first time in a long time!1!!111!. Probably be back up again tomorrow, but it's "trending" in the right direction! (Don't you hate that word?)

casimendocina 06-26-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 742049)
but it's "trending" in the right direction! (Don't you hate that word?)

YES!

Cool news about the scales Monster.

Lola Bunny 06-26-2011 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 742049)
woohoo! the middle digit on my scale was one lower this morning for the first time in a long time!1!!111!. Probably be back up again tomorrow, but it's "trending" in the right direction! (Don't you hate that word?)

Wonderful! If only my scale would copy yours. :rolleyes: :lol:


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