I'm gonna start...
 

...saying "fuck" a LOT more now.

"fuck" and all it's permutations. LOTS more.


so. Heads up.

I'm thinking Joe Pesci as Nicky Santoro in Casino
( I tried youtube it but it has been pulled for copyright)

You wanna be Rod Blagojevich?

If it's a reference it's a fucking inclusive one.
I've never fucking well heard this quote before - all I can tell you is it's not The League of Fucking Gentlemen.
Or Monty Fucking Python.
And I even doubt it's Shaun of the Fucking Dead.

So fuck you and your American-centric quotes.
Start getting more fucking global or I'll fuck you up.

Oh and fuck you too just for reading it (to mop up anyone not fucking annoyed already).

a little warm up for you

You picked one of the best Bri. I, for one, am looking forward to your fucks.
(Did that sound wrong?)

Fuck on!!

Awwww FUCK I'm fucking tired as fuck! I'm as fucking tired as two fucking rabbits that have been fucking all fucking day and fucking night!

That's pretty fuckin' tired Philthy.

Oh, that's not the fuckin' half of it! Fucking have to work fuckin' til 1:30 a.m.! Fuck. No day fuckin' off the the fuckin' near future. Fuck break over. Back to fuckin' go karts.

They let you fuck 'em? Fuckin' cool.

No wonder he is so tired!!

He gets fuck breaks?!

:mad2:

yeah i fuckin do, but, fuck, the fuckin' go karts by fuckin then have been fuckin' runnin awhile. when you fuck em? the motor fuckin tends to be a little fuckin hot so the fuckin chaffing really fuckin sets in. as far as fuckin lube goes while fuckin a honda 9 hp? i go with fuckin mobile 1 10w30.

Working on a farm in my early teens, fuck constituted 33% of our daily vocabulary. It always amazed me, when arriving home it dropped to 0% automatically. Slip-ups amounted to once every couple of years. Maybe because my father very rarely swore, and even then it would be pretty mild. If you pissed him off, he wouldn't swear and holler, he'd quietly deck you.

I never used to swear in front of my Dad. But Mum was never all that bothered, as long as I wasn't swearing at someone seriously. At which point any nastines, swearing or otherwise was frowned upon.

Mum didn't used to swear much herself. But over the years she's picked up on mine and my bro's idioms. She's positively blue when driving or dealing with computers.

See? I'm not gonna use fuck as indiscriminately as all that. I'm going to savour it - like a filet mignon! I'm gonna use it MORE and LOVE it more.

you people are kind of disrespecting the awesomeness that is "fuck!"

Fuck you, Bri. Fuck you every which way.

Hee, hee! Ok. But fuck you, too, DanaC! Fuck you like a reverse cowboy!

FFS!

Oh well, fuck me sideways if I give a flying fuck. *smiles*


twat on a brick! this is fun.

I don't think this is what the term "fuck buddy" means; but, no one can say you gals didn't try!

Phuqueth thee

You fuckers are giving me fucking ideas. For fucking.


Ima take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut now.

So you're going to take a regular donut and glaze it?

Dana? Bri? Y'all are giving me a hard on! I don't even need the magnafying glass now!

a regular donut? Nah.. just the hole.

Ideas, ideas, ideas...Ima see if Baby will eat donuts off my dick! Sideways.


I almost said COCK!

Heheh-heh...glaze.

if you think you can fit your cock through a donut hole.... well... that's an image I've had enough of for the nonce.

There may have to be some whittling...on the donut, mind you.