question for the ladies
 

i'm just going to throw this out here and ask. maybe i'm doing something wrong. this might be why i'm single i don't know. ok, here it is:

how important is kunilexus (kunnileexes? or however you freaking spell it?) to you in your relationship?

damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue! :blush:

HAGGIS!

I very mcuh enjoy a Cunning Linguist. then again, I was an english major.

I've never met too many women who don't like it, but I don't think i've ever met anyone who'd end a relationship over it.

I've met a lot of women who think is it disgusting. But then they also think giving a blowjob is disgusting. And don't really like sex much. And the sad thing is, they probably get more of it a year than I do, because they're better at relationships.

I love a bit of oral - giving and receiving.
I see it as foreplay if I'm receiving. It's a long slog for my partner otherwise, and I'd rather have an orgasm during sex. But I'm happy to take fellatio to its natural conclusion. And swallow ;)

Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.

Lick the alphabet.

You'll do fine.

Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts

http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash

You are a very naughty boy!

Maybe you're still single because of jokes like this. ;) You're lucky that we cellar women have a good sense of humour.

i know i torment ya'll, but only because i like you

Fixed that for you, Sarge!

Don't go blaming us for assuming all military men type like zippyt.

one handed?

and in the dark

Oh please you know I do my best work with the lights on.

Cunnilingus is cheaper. Much, much cheaper.

Yep a lot cheaper. Plus I can touch my tongue to me nose!!!!!

I can lick my eyebrows.

You should trim them.

I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.

:biglaugha:lol::lol2::thankyou::lolsign::notworthy:thumb:

I think I'll just walk up to random women and touch my tongue to my nose. Let's see how that works. I think I might have better luck by a Lexus from Kuni

I dare you do that! I double dare you! Plus, I am really, really curious how a woman would react to that. :D

about the same as they will to the guy who randomly walks up and says, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Most of them will just slap him or call the police, but that 1 in 20 who doesn't... she's worth it.

5% ooh yes please
47.5% slap
47.5% call cops

But Big Sarge IS the cops. He's up to 52.5% already. And maybe he likes the slapping. It's a win-win-win! Hey, he's tri-winning!

He's obviously got the adonis DNA, maybe he could ingest just a little more tiger's blood to take his odds up to @ 90%?

Licking the alphabet is too much change. Stick with vowels. O is especially nice.

"Do you like apples?"

"Yes."

"Me too. Let's screw."

We have a winner.

How long of a hose would I need to reach from Mississippi to England?? Hmmm

The hose from KY to Ainglund would be shorter. Thus more suck.

This is one of those rare instances where I'd be happier w/a shorter hose.

:D

Actually, with enough KY the additional distance shouldn't be as much of an issue ... slide right through.

Gravdigr don't be doing in KY stuff to my hose. you perv

I had a roommate in college that had better returns. His schtick was;
Do you like peanut butter?
Have you ever been to Alaska by MTA?
Wanna fuck?
His success rate was about 10%, which was about the same % as the ones who slapped him. The other 80% had reactions from laughter to disgust.

I was envious of his ability to pull that off, but knew I couldn't, and it was wiser for me to just pull me off.

I might end a relationship over it. I don't orgasm during intercourse, so anyone who'd leave me sexually frustrated would not be high on my list of people to keep.

But I have made two exceptions. They were both to awesome to let go of, and one had a REALLY good reason not to do it, AND was willing to teach me how to have orgasms through intercourse.

The other, IDK, I guess I just hoped something would happen to make the sexual part more satisfying.

We broke up for other reasons before I could find out :-(.

y aren't my posts posting?

giving a woman a good moaning lesson
 

ok to begin with,i enjoy letting a woman put her thighs on either side of my head, i also enjoy it when a woman trusts me and lets me show her more of the caring i like to do during her monthly,that is, when its time to clean that area, well, let me remove,wash and take the bottle and with your help, guide the bottle gently in, and then a very gentle squeeze to remove the junk in there,yes, theres a guy wanting to go that far and show caring,theres also women who enjoy intimacy during that time of the month,whats the diff? its close to the same thing only theres no way i am being allowed the privelege to remove and clean as its a precursor to the woman giving birth and the guy that helped her wind up in the delivery room,should have the love in his heart to be there and cut the umbilical cord and support his wife during that special time.:blush:

What the motherfucking fuck?