Casper has died. No, wait, that was my landlord. Please welcome Casper!
 

I dragged him over here from a particularly brutal forum where a majority of participants are so stupid, they make Michele Bachmann look like a Rhodes Scholar. So forgive him if he was a little cranky in his first post here. He's not deaf and doesn't have a martyr complex, so he's already ahead of the game!

No, seriously, he's cool. I think you'll like him.

:welcome:

Hiya Casper!

... but yeah, we do ramble all over the place, and yeah, it is because we are bored.

We dignify the rambling by calling it "thread drift".

morning Casper.

I don't know about your other forums, but we have our share of brutes here, too. You shouldn't have to deal with them much during your honeymoon period, so enjoy the day while it lasts.

After that, dukes up!

are you over 40?

Hi Casper! Um you have not made an appearance in this thread, are you a ghost? :eyebrow:

If so, we can expect a spirited conversation.

moan

So I had a stuffed Casper when I was a kid and when I was showing that particular christmas photo to my younger brother (who is eight years younger) I told him that Casper came to be with us at christmas and he really WAS a friendly ghost. My brother was amazed!

In the name of the father, the son and the friendly ghost?

:D

Forever and ever, almond.

OMG, I'm laughing my ass off here!

Where is caspar?


If he's reading this: hello, welcome and for God's sake don't feed the trolls.

Caspar one of the 3 wise men? Casper a friendly ghost ;)

Casper has posted once to critique our staying-on-topic skills.

We faileded

Well, he seemed friendly. Always kept his yard nice. Mostly kept to himself.

Who ever would have thought that mild-mannered apparition would one day just lose it and hack an entire family to bits? :headshake

I'm trying to conjure him from the beyond, but my witchcraft must be rusty.

Dr. Bombay! Dr. Bombay! Emergency, Come Right Away!

Hahahahha. Dr Bombay!

Do you think they saved enough of bin Laden's DNA to clone him so that in 25-30 years we'll have a CIA operative who can infiltrate future al-Qaeda? He could have one heck of a cover story!

We don 't need an operative to infiltrate al qaeda. We just invite them to come and learn how to shoot machine guns then let them go, but our families stay pretty tight. ;)

I think purple flowers are the prettiest.

Thanks Jill and everyone else for the big welcome. I have been very busy and have not had the time to do much in the way of posting but will be joining in more in the near future. Looks like fun.
Casper

Make sure Jill comes back to Casper. :)

Not to worry, I've heard that Jill comes tumbling after.

Hallo Caspar. Tell Jill to get her gorgeous arse back here.

Greeting, Casper. I think you'll find we're pretty much a friendly bunch.

Quite the spiritual fraternity ...

You haven't figured it out yet have you. Notice that you never see Jill and Casper at the same time, like Superman and Clark Kent: Casper is Jill's sockpuppet. No show Jill is all the proof required.

Didn't learn anything from your PP experience did you? Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks after all.


Will Jill come to Dana's rescue? Stay tuned to this thread, same sockpuppet time, same sockpuppet station.

I disagree, I think its more like Bruce Wayne and Batman.

Hi Casper!