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My landlord has died...
His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)
Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him. Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought... |
Where do you live?
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So I guess we'll just see how it goes from here. Thanks for your reply, but you could have offered condolences... |
Queens?
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So the funeral is going to be tomorrow. I am somewhat nervous. I usually do not go to funerals for any reason. I get physically ill. When my grandpa and grandma died, I keep leaving the 'wake' because I could not stand the smell of the funeral parlar, nor seeing them in caskets. I don't want to be rude. But I don't want to go either. And now...who do I give my rent mone too? I guess his wife?
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I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.
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George is an idiot.
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If you can come out, I can too. :eek:
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Invasion of the Sock Puppets! :eek:
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Please don't come out in my sock puppet, that's rude. And sticky.
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http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/sho...75&postcount=5
so... out of ideas? this is SO last year. Quote:
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Wait, your landlord was Osama goddam Bin fucking Laden??? Why didn't you say so??? There was $50,000,000 on him, for god's sake!
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Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
Here is a cat pic for you! http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/7.../07/lolcat.jpg |
Please dion't show pictures of cats with nothing stuck in their throats.
It's still too soon. I think you, Scabbily SG as was |
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The landlord dead. Long live the landlord!
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Dangerous time to be a landlord. They're dropping like flies.
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Queens is lousy with dead landlords!
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Queens are lousy with dead landlords.
How many times do we have to go over this? When the subject is plural you use are when the subject is singular you use is. Even though the Queen is not a subject, when there are more than one you must remember to carry the remainder of the hypotenuse and divide by the sum of the molecular orbit. Please pay attention, I have a can of wasp spray. |
But female kittehs are queens and kitteh nouns always take is, irregardless (;)) of plurality.
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except after c or when sounding like eh? as in beauty eh?
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george was a queen?
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I see what you did thar. ;) |
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