What I am going to do...
 

I have my assistent here. So everything will be perfect in type.

Tomorrow, I am going to get a job. I am resolved to get a job.

I am also going to re-deem myself at the Gotham's writers club. I did not deserve to come in 2nd place. I am still very upset with that verdict. And I know girl that beat me, is scared, and knows she should not have won.

I will crush her with my writing, with my words. I will be like an elephant stepping on a grape. She is the grape. She will not beat me. And everyone is waiting for the rematch. I am prepared! I will be victorious in nature.

Let her call me 'poor mouth' again. I will fight back. They will post my writing on the screen. After it is posted, I will tear down the screen and projecter if I do not win. I will tear the place up...

I do not want anyone to be more upset, nor sad than me. The other girl faked her writing. She also wrote about the 'Sunshine Song.' I will not have my childhood nickname be tarnished. Not on here, or on real life.

I am going to win this time,
Pam.

go get 'em, tiger.

Well, it all happens tomorrow. If I win... I will post about it. If I lose, I will be distaught... and may not post for a while...

Either way, i will be drinking wine...

so sad, if that is the way it is over... having wine now, and revising my writing. hard time focusing. but i feel i will fuck her up.

Pam.

After that you could make meatloaf. You've got a lot of tips. :)

You GO GET her Pam! That's the spirit we like to see around here.

Well, a lot of things i do not have is formal writing training. I will admit, the other girl is very good. and when I lose, I will admit that. but i did not lose last week. and she's knows it...

and now she wants to be friends?? and she wanted to give me the trophy/award??? i do not want it. she was judged better, and now wants to be my friend. but I can not fully fault her...

I write to keep myself in perspective. her, with her 'Ivy league' degree??? it does not matter. and for all those fuckers that voted against me and on here... so be it...

and i hear about 'emma' . bring her ass out. i will beat her too. i will beat her like a rag-doll. i will not have my nickname 'sunshine' tarnished ever again. i will win against her too.

Pam.

your words will float exactly like a bowling ball wouldn't.

froat rike a butterfry
sting rike a bee

jimhelm....

you are a gifted comic.

you are insensitive. i am taking oyou off of my 'friends list' here!!!

you fucking fucker!!!

Pam.

WTF was wrong with his post? He was fucking giving you encouragement. You are clearly in need of help and unable to socialize.

Can we ban her for own good? FFS.



"Yes, Dana, I know what I said in the PM, but this has got to stop!

A bowling ball does not float.
Pam.

Exactly. He said your words would float like a bowling ball would not.
The opposite of a bowling ball.

Stop posting if you can't take the time to carefully read before you fly of the handle at someone.

I do not think his response was kind, as it was 'contradictory.' do you knw the difference between 'subjective' and 'objective' ???
i doubt you do. if so, please tell me. i already know. do you???

A VERY ANGRY UPSET PAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you not read Jimhelm's quote?

Predisposed to Piggery what do you think it means?

Perhaps feed her to goats?

This is what we do in the old country. We chop them up and feed them to goats. This will teach them never to write well again. The bastards.

Yes, I do know the difference between those two words. You are clearly not an objective reader or poster, you are way too emotional. You did not read his post carefully and called him nasty names immediately. You are an idiot if you still think he was being mean to you just because he used a smidgen of humor. He said your words would NOT float like a bowling ball. They would be the opposite of a bowling ball which is very heavy and immediately drops down. THAT IS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT.

Also to add "crazy".

i misread the post. darn. it is tough to know what someone means...and i have been persecutted here.
Pam.

You mean "CUUUUUUUUHRAAAAAAAZEY!"

With your amazing grasp of the English language, I am amazed that you failed to take first place.

WhereTF is Patsy Cline when you need her?

I misread his post. having wine. it was my fault. but you are very judgemental. but you are from TX. a hick! so do not judge me...

you've never left that hick town,.

Fuck your excuses. You brought it on yourself with you ridiculous accusations against posters or are just being humorous and deciding they are being mean. YOU are the one persecuting yourself. I'm done communicating with you.
STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET!

Last I hear, she fell to pieces.

I LOL'D

Oh she'll take first place all right, even if she has to take it by force.

you offer nothing to this site...
if you have an issue. take it up with mr. undertoad.
Pam.

Thats the only way she'll get it.

She's gonna crush that girl. Crush her head with her finger and thumb.

Your friend Uday thinks you are perhaps too hard on Pensive Pam. She is just lonely troll lost in the big internet, and is trying hard to find her family...Which is apparently like Schroedinger's cat, both alive and dead at the same time.

This does not sound easy, and is made worse by a head full of mad dog shit that boils over like Uday's pot full of Ramen, when Uday tries to cook with hotplate and study in lab at the same time.

What would John Dillinger do?

Garp...realized that all these years Walt had
been dreading a giant toad, lurking offshore,
waiting to suck him under and drag him out to
sea. The terrible Under Toad.

Love garp

7 threads of this? I am considering changing my major. This is thesis material.

I will win.
Pam.

Is that you Charlie?

And you shall crush her, and drive her into the desert.

And then to feed her to goats. That's the important part.

Its actually pigs and you have to starve them.

That is in England. In Egypt, we have fed them to the goats for thousands of years. We are in fact the world's experts at vengefully insane corpse disposal.

Also, you do not need to starve the goats. They are always hungry.

So, can we still be friends?

I guess this means lunch is out of the question.

pam, why don't you post some of your works in the creative expression section. there are several accomplished writers here who would gladly give you advice. i like your plan to crush this girl. if you crushed her hands, she wouldn't be able to write and you would win easily. maybe you could use a bowling ball? i prefer running people down with a car, but it is always so messy. i end up spending half the day trying to wash the blood off my car.

dude the secret is to put your thumb over the end of the hose

i can't believe you didn't figure that out, the water comes out like at least twice as hard

On the contrary. morethanpretty has a lot to offer this site and I'd be sorry if she weren't here anymore.

She was trying to help you and you're being rude to her again.

I think you need to check your own persecution index Pam. Seems like you're a pretty dab hand at it yourself.

btw, do you think everyone from Texas is a hick?

That's how I put air into the tires, but then what can you expect ... I'm a girl.

No, it's true. She's got us dead to rights on that one.

Pen Pam calls everyone from the south a hick.

Whoa, whoa, HEY NOW. I will not be associated with those other filthy people from the South! Only us Texans are hicks... y'all.

i had a hickie one time. isd thas the same?

Wake up Charlie, rise and shine
Pour the tea, I'll draw the blind
Sunlight halo, you look wonderful
Darling Charlie, pale and deathly still
For heaven's sake, wake up Charlie

Was a full moon last night
I was full of bravado.
Dead drunk, dead sure, one of us had to go
Raised my head in anger, hurt you again
Dust to dust, and fire to ashes you can
Thank me for nothing now Charlie

I was eaten up with jealousy
Bones to pick and rumours to feed
How my heart bleeds, love's a big mistake
Mercy Charlie oh for pity's sake
Forgive me, speak to me, Charlie

Wake up Charlie rise and shine
Pour the tea, I'll draw the blind
Sunlight halo you look wonderful
Darling Charlie, pale and deathly still
For heaven's sake, wake up Charlie

Well, i must be honest. I really do not get along with other people...
where they are from the South or not. But i prefer people in the Norhteast.

Wishing you the best,
Pam.