I have my first friend on here!!! Thank you DanaC
 

I am making sure this post is grammer perfect!!! I have a new friend. last week, i asked DanaC to be my friend on here. and perhaps add me to her list. all week i was nervous wreck because there was no accpetance. i just saw my profile, to see if my picture was still there. i see she has accepted my friendship!!!

I was almost ready to give up. but she gives me hope!!! good things can happen in this world. I am so happy right now...i do not want to ever die!!!

i shall post a song commerating this very big event for me!!! I can hear some of it, not all of it. but Napolean should not have surrenedered at 'Waterloo.' he should have remained positive...

I will post the song below... THANK YOU DANA, I LOVE YOU...PAM!@!

http://youtu.be/jUt_Hn6zW6w

Waterloo! Waterloo! Waterloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s., i meant to post a smiley face, not a mad face. not sure how that happened. my excitement caused a 'typo.'

and...uhm... you misspelled grammar.



yeah.... sorry.

also, I'm hoping to be your #2 friend!

děkuji za zdůraznění své slabiny. to, aby se cítíte lépe? byste měli být rádi za mě ...
Pam.

Pam, don't take this as a criticism, but rather a suggestion:

Instead of starting a whole new thread for this. It might have been a good one to post in the 'What's making you Happy Today' thread.

Though we sometimes post fresh threads for things that are making us happy, or things that are upsetting us, most of the time we go to the existing threads for that and post there:

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14055

That thread was started in 2007 and is still going strong. many of us post there when things are going well, or something has made us happy.

Likewise, when something is upsetting us, rather than starting a new thread, much of the time we will just go and post in the 'What's Upsetting you Today' thread:

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14114

Again that thread was started years ago and is still active.

Both of those threads are very active, with Dwellars posting the ups and downs of their lives. It makes it more of a 'shared experience' that way.

*smiles*

OK, i wishh to contribute to that thread. but i do not want to 'double post.' I hereby ask a moderator to move my thread to that section, if possible... Thank you. Pam.

Thank you for pointing out its weaknesses. make you feel better? You should be happy for me ...
Pam.


Jsem šťastná za vás. Jsem rád, že jste nás milují. Doufala jsem, že byste zjistit, že zábavné. Možná jste mě bát. Já vám neublíží. Většina lidí tady mě milují proto, že jsem moudrý a starostlivá. Někteří nechápou mě. To jsou ty, byste se měli vyvarovat.

No, I am not afraid, you seem sincere. and kind as you said. i do not have much support here. i did add you as a friend as well...
I was so ready to just give up after myy 'meatloaf thread' disaster.
Much love,
Pam!

Dana, I don't judge you for being a commie, a politician, a manc... boltonite, or any of those awful things. but this? this? encouraging the troll is unacceptable. I look down my nose at you now.

Well...that's cool, because she's looking down her nose at me too right now lol.


[eta] sorry, almost forgot to insult you for being a capitalist pig: Lookout, you are a capitalist pig.

Who me? Nah, I'm gonna throw in the towel and join the club. I want government run eduction, medical care, and retirement. While they're at it they should just start assigning us spouses.

Ya commie tart.

please do not take me away as a friend from your list. i am holding it together right now. i am learning to control emtions better.
i will be ok.

YF,
Pam.

Pam, I have no intention of removing you from my list. It's cool.

OMG get a room you two. and a web cam...

Helpful tip: Before hitting the Post Reply button, stop. compose yourself. compose your response. read it again. if it has the word "I" or "you", delete it. If it doesn't come back in 48 hours to reread it. Print it out and seal it in an envelope. Open the envelope 367 days later and shred it. Go about your life assuming everyone here misses your melodramatic posts. I suggest the Survival Monkey forums for your next destination. They'll luuurv you.

Absolutely. We could be like James Carville and Mary Matalin. Except in this case the male would be the right one.

I do like dana very much. but know, that will not happen. i have said of my affection for her, but i do not wish to make any1 uncomfortable. we are friends. and i am happy.

for once i am happy,
Pam!!!!

So, like sleeping with the enemy kind of thing?

Sleep? Sleep is for the weak.

I dunno man, I'm so tired I could sleep for a week.

I sleep while walking.

Ok, so now you want sex talk?? is that what you seak?? given the chance, yet i would want to be with her. i doubt she would want me. so is that what youwish to hear?? and now you have forced me to write a sex post. you will read this and wang your dirty bird to the words i type here. that is what you will do. you will wank your dirty bird until you CUM... and the whole time you will be picturring us together. GO WANG YOUR BIRD YOU DIRTY MAN!!!

Pam.

Pam, FootFootFoot was suggesting Lookout and I get a room, not you and I.

WELL, i am jealous then. he is a 'wanker.' i know some 'british terms' he , wait a second. i think he meant us. no?? god i new a new psychiatrist ...

and now i am embarassed. as i was tricked into a sex post. i never post sex.

your frined,
Pam.

You weren't tricked. Nobody tricked you. It was just a joke that you thought meant something else.

i just at times get confused. and now my landlord has dissapeared. i hope nothing bad has happened tohim. he did not collect rent yesterday. i am happy, but feeling a bit odd tonight. i shall reveal some details of me. i have 'scented' flower packets that i keep in my draw to make my clothes smell nice. i also collect figures of small porcelain animals. i went to a street fair, and bought glass jars. i filled them each with different color. when the light comes thru window, it makes a beatiful 'prizm' decorations on the floor as it shines thru the jars!!!!

Much love,
A bit tipsy from medication,
Pam.

Pam, lookout forces a lot of women to make the sex post.

Your instincts about him are spot on.

He's probably pulling his dirty wanker right this second, dreaming of forcing more women to make sex post. He's a dirty, dirty man.

he forces and he tricks.

It's a nasty business.

You should probably check the basement, the garden, closets, suitcases and anywhere else a chopped up body could fit.

you're getting ridiculously close to being a Lifetime movie.

Bri, are you calling me a slut? Because for the record I'd like to point out i'm more of a whore. Affordable, but still a whore.

Quit trying to trick me into making a sex post! I know that is what you are after!! You and your dirty bird making women do the sex post and then wanking your BIRD all over to it! well, I will NOT be taken advantage of by you anymore! pam and I remain firm (plus, we are best friends) and will not have sex posts with anyone but maybe DanaC BUT NOT FOR YOU TO WANK TO!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Stop shouting, it throws off my rhythm.

so I am right!

nah, rush is right.

how about posting picture of your window, we have thread for that.

a thread about collections was started recently

or books you read recently

or DVD's you've seen.

Browse some of the other forums, there are lot's of places to share a little.

This is very true. He IS a dirty bird. and he 'wanks off' to words other girls write...

such a sad existence for him!

Much love,
Pam.

Pensive Pam is so mean. She took me off of her friends list. Why were you so mean to me? I am drinking wine. I will tear all my pictures off the wall and you will never see me here again. I will report you to Mr. Undertod. He will see how mean you are. He will bann you from here. I will tell all. He will see. You will be sorry then but it will be too late.

Before I go away forever, does anyone know a recipe for Lebanese meatloaf?

No, how about lesbian meatcurtains?

I am having problems downloading pictures. but perhaps, in the future i will be able to. get very anxious as the competition is beginning.

Pam.

Why will you not be my friend? Why are you so mean to me? I will go away and be friends with DanaC. We will go to a Lebanese restaurant and eat dolphin. You will be so sorry