I will never log on here again..
 

Take care to you all...

I will never return. so please do not respond, as I will not be around to see it.

My lover is Siobhan.

Farewell,

Pam.

He was terrible on American Idol.

I missed him, what did he sing?

Its not raining so I will be spending the day hauling manure. I will be thinking about you Pam!

Bubye
Nirvana

It's baking hot here. Hotter than Spain.
Even the sun-loving 'rents are finding it scorchio.

It's 27.9 according to the thermometer in this room. Argh.

So I might go outside later, if just to get the boy outside with me.
Usually Mia is also out at this time, but she is in disgrace after pooing in their bedroom this morning.
Personally, I'd think it was a good reason for her to be out, but mine is not to reason why.

I have four more antibiotics tablets left, and still don't have my voice back.
Mum says "I'm not sure they'll want you back at school with that cough!" I say, "They don't have much choice." Fingers crossed for a magical turnabout over the weekend.

Oh, sorry, I came here to say goodbye to Pam.
Still, she's gone after all and won't read this.

Bet pam doesn't really mean it. After all, she is continually tantalized into returning by people continuing to reply to her threads.

OMG that's 82 degrees!

What's going on over there?

Seriously, its 43 and rainy here... proper British weather.

Perfect spring weather. The kind of days you think spring should be. Warmth of the sun on your back with a gentle cool breeze kissing your face.

26.9 now, but it's 17.20.
(Just over 80 at nearly half past five)
And I know me sitting here and being on the puter makes the temp rise. Seriously, I've watched it.

It's the hottest Easter on record here - I remember snow at Easter.
But of course it's also a late one this year.

It's truly exceptional weather, and the papers are full of it.
All the tabloids deny global warming as a conspiracy, but are all gleefully predicting Desert Britain! Hose Pipe Ban! Death and Destruction! and all the rest.

I've come in, factor 30 not having any effect on how hot I felt. Mum & Dad are still toasting themselves... They fly out to Benidorm (Spain) on 5 May. Mum still thinks she is "white as a sheet". I've fake-tanned my legs so I can wear skirts when I go back to school.

Another reason why I think I must be a changeling - my Mum has a dedicated latex glove to apply fake tan. She rarely if ever applies it. She passed it over to me today "It means you won't get it all over your hands." HOW organised?!?

And bless, she even bought the fake tan for me, after I brought it up in conversation the other day ("is it worth me buying...?") It fits in with her worrying about what other people think, but is also one of the hundred sweet things she does rather than actually saying she loves me.

I would like to say that I already miss Pam. I am now going to lock myself out of my room and never do the logging on this site as well. Pam, please send me a pm and tell me where you are bound, as I would like to come with you. I find myself very attracted to you, as you describe yourself, and would like to hold you and comfort you. NY is not so far from NJ, and I have lots of wine in my car just now. Please do not get mad at this, as I am not at all in jest.

Hornily yours,

Jim

Would someone please find Jim and take his wine from him? And his car keys?

Filthy slut.

I am sure you are not a filthy slut, SG! ;)

SG, have fun in Benidorm. I've been there! Of course, when I was there a terrible storm hit and I was slogging my way to Gator's ( a pub) in ankle-deep water.

Drop a fish in the gator's jaws for me! And don't forge to call the publican "sir". He gave me free drinks just for that.

Pam (the original)

PS. There is another bar sporting a LOT of US Navy ball caps. If you look closely, there is one from the USS Conolly. I gave that to them!

Not me going to Benidorm sadly, Pam.
Although I have been.

My parents are going. They're veterans, but I'll mention Gator's to them anyway :)

I resemble that remark

Mia pooed in their room last night? Is this a relative or a friend that stayed over? I know how frustrating that can be. Nothing ticks me off more than finding out the girl I brought home from a date crapped in my floor

What a shocker. And after you people treated her so well...

I don't like your tone, sir

There seems to be some question about whether she even existed.

If Pam is real, Pam presents as Bi. The person who came here talking about boyfriend troubles left here talking about a female lover (Siobhan).

I am bisexual in my nature. At times it is very confused for me. As of now thou, I prefer women. My assitant is to make sure that boyfriend does not come back. I feel as though I almost love siobhan.

Pam.

Liar.

:yeldead:I was just upset that I lost the competition. I wrote about it on other thread. I offer no other excuse...and am shocked and appalled at my behaviour.

Pam.

No you aren't appalled, again you are lying. You are an attention whore.

:right:

pam, never leave again!

hopefully yours,

jimmyjojimbob III

I am here. I just got upset. Again I offer no excuse - and it is my fault. I was upset about losing the competition. I was also upset about people on here. I have lost more than I ever win/gain. I wrote better than the girl the beat me. I do not know if I will return to Gotham's writer club. Just in a vbery bad place right now.

Always -
Pam

do you think that if we met in real life we would be friends, or foes?

I think we'd be friends, but I think we'd be the kind of friends where I always break your balls and give you Wedgies and Pink Bellies and embarrass you in front of your other friends and your girl... and then one day you'd snap and come at me with a butterfly knife. You'd be really dunk though, and you'd trip on a lawn chair and fall on your knife and cut one of your fingers off. I'd feel really bad, and drive you to the ER with your finger in a bag of ice. They'd reattach it and thank me for thinking so quickly, but you'd still blame me for it, and there would be this unspoken friction between us from that day forward. It would all end when you catch me and Baby in the hot tub having a naked splash fight. My obituary would say that I was killed in a freak accident involving a bug zapper and a hot tub, but one day, Baby would come out of the coma and spill the beans. Ultimately, you'd end up in prison and your cell mate would force you to take his last name.

can you paste in your entries, so we could read them? I for one, promise not to mock you. I mean... I like poking fun at people and all, but if it's really something you put yourself into, I respect that, and would never be anything but honest about my critique.

not fucking around,

Jim

There is a word for that, its "frenemy."

And you sir, deserve an award for such good writing.

Well, i can get violent at times. If you ever watch independent film, rent the movie 'Dreamlife of Angels.' I am very much like the girl in that film that spits on that guy. One time I pushed my boyfriend down the stairs. And then I went down the stair to see if he was OK. He was. So I kicked him very hard and left for the day.

Pam.

jinx pushed a guy down the steps of the 700 level in Veterans stadium once. she did not go check on him. he was piss drunk and totally deserved it.

I thought it was horrifyingly funny. drunk people are made of rubber, so he was uninjured.

did he fall out of stadium??? that is good news that he is OK. what made her so mad?? I was mad because my boyfriend cheated. I could smell the scent of another woman on him when he came home. I made him confess. I could smell his fingers and hands, and it was NOT my scent. Women ALWAYS know...

Pam.

It was a rainy miserable day and the Cowboys were beating up on the Eagles. We had the very last seats in the house, and there was a small overhang above us. People were crowding up to the top to stay out of the rain. the drunk guy kept stumbling and putting his hand on her shoulder to get his balance. She warned him a couple times and then shoved his ass. he went down about 20 steep concrete steps before he fetched up against the railing. He just sat down in the seat near where he ended up and never even looked back up at us.

No "women do not always know." That is a false stereotype. You're probably just a jealous bitch who accuses him of cheating for shaking his neighbor's hand. He probably "confessed" to shut up your crazy pie-hole. Then you admit to physically abusing him, if he had physically abused you for cheating you probably would have called the cops or at the very least complained to us about it. You are a sexist, abusive, crazy jealous bitch.

Being honest,
MTP

I have never been to a cowboys game, but I know it is 'football.' I have been to Yankees many times. I know how high the seats can go up top. That is a funny story!!! I like how he just took the first seat after he was 'toppled.' Very funny!!!! I be he spill his beer though!!!

Pam.

woman alsway do know. BUT, you are from Texas as I see. Not too many smart women there. FAT, but not intelligent.

Pam.

I don't have to defend my intelligence to you, someone who is clearly beneath me. Texan women also like our hair piled as high as we can get it, you forgot that nonsensical insult as well. Women do not always know, that is an untruth. Ask John Edwards or Jenny Sanford about it.

I would never go to Texas. I do not know who 'John Edwards' is.
Woeman always know. Those that say they do not, are lying to their own self. Denial.

Pam.

You're trying to claim I'm less intelligent and you can't google John Edwards? You're in denial about your paranoid, jealous, abusive bitchiness. Thats why you can't admit women are just as clueless as men when their partner is cheating on them. Who cheated on you, probably for a very long time, turning you into a green-eyed monster?

You are bitter scorn. and it shows in how you write. Men in Texas do not want you, so you try to make others (me) feel bad about myself. It will not work. And I do not like 'Texas.' I have seen Texas on TV. Those people have guns and big trucks. But not much in the way of school knowlege.

Pam.

You already feel bad about yourself, so I don't really have to try. In order to have to "try" at something, it would have to involve effort. You are jealous of my desirability, that is why you are trying to convince yourself I'm not. When in fact its that exact desirability that I have, that you so wish for yourself. I am everything you want to be and yet are not, and that is why you are jealous of me.
As for Texas' education, it sure does suck but yet for some reason Texas basically picks out the school books the rest of the country uses. Ain't that a hoot?

Unattainable,
MTP

You may call me a cynic. You may say I am dillusional. I am just very different, and as such - I see the world in a very different way. What is beautiful to me, many will miss. Where does this leave either of us??

It
is
a
gradual
descent
into
a
life
I
never
wanted...

Pam.

I'm not calling you a cynic. Learn how to read.

Literate,

MTP

Will Jim go on a date with Pam? Will Pam stop sniffing fingers? Will MTP show Pam what the Texas Stomp is all about? These answers and more on next week's SOAP ;)

It has been quite fun. I would be more than happy to show her NY!!!

I am happy tongiht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I have a crush on danaC

Pam!!!

Oh! That was one of my favourite progs growing up. The whole family watched it. I remember being allowed to stay up late to see it :p

The whole thing where Bert was convinced he was an alien, or was it invisible? or both.

What is this?? DanaC, you do not life in Texas?! You are in canadian up North as you have told me. And now I am left out of a 'secret' room on here?? Why is that ?? I am always left out. I am having wine, to cope with the problem here. And you would not ask Mr. undertaod if I could join?? that is not really nice. I would like to be member too. I thought we were all 'safe' in here?! is this not a 'happy place' for us all...all of us??

Upset once again,
Pam.

Well...I know i am in my happy place ;p

I told you PP, I can't ask Undertoad. It has to be the applicant themselves.

*shrugs*

Nowt I can do.

And no, I do not live in Texas.

I do not underastand at all. You have been here a long time; so why can not you ask??? I think it is because you do not want me there. I think that is why. Is it not? Why would it hurt to ask him?? You just do not want me there. And you do not accept me as a friend on here for a fact. As I have sent you friend request...which you ignore. I am having more wine...

I wanted to be your friend,
Pam.

Texas - Canada, what's the difference? Folks in both those places talk funny

That's the way I had to do it, all by myself. It was an initiation test to see if I really wanted to be in the private forum. I sent Undertoad a private message with a picture of myself naked from the waist up. Since the message was private and so is the forum, it was all safe. Undertoad showed the picture in the private forum and asked if there were any objections to letting me in. There were some objections; but, he let me in anyway because I sent him a nice picture. Now I belong there and MTP is my BFF (even though she initially objected to letting me in).

Paid my dues,

Sexy O'Bonsawin
[sexobon]

Yes, my name is Canadian. My grandparents were from Canada just like DanaC.

I guess I will just use my 'vibrating toy' for tonight...

Sexually frustated,
Pam.

MTP I'm afraid Pam has you here.
You are indeed bitter scorn.

My best advice to you is to secede from the State of "Texas".
Clod will be alone in upholding its reputation. Her with her big hair and truck and gun and nothig in the way of school knowledge.
Then maybe you can get a man. Because that's what every woman wants. Even, deep down, the Lebanese ones.

Especially the Lebanese ones.

Dearest Pam,

What, exactly, was it about sexobon's post that left you horny and 'sexually frustrated' - ?

Curious,
Brianna Danna Satanna

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