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chrisinhouston 03-16-2011 12:14 PM

Does this image of Japan's emperor look a bit strange?
 
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From today's NY Times on the Japanese earthquake.

This is weird, his head looks abnormally large for his body. Well, maybe emperors possess larger then normal brains for all of those things they have to do.

Pete Zicato 03-16-2011 12:18 PM

Wow. That's an amateurishly bad photoshop effort.

Shawnee123 03-16-2011 12:19 PM

He's anime.

(I'm sorry. I'm SORRY. I SAID I WAS SORRY!)

glatt 03-16-2011 12:19 PM

Hey, how was your tiger cruise?

glatt 03-16-2011 12:24 PM

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They can't all be photoshops.

Shawnee123 03-16-2011 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 716925)
They can't all be photoshops.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 716923)
He's anime.


glatt 03-16-2011 12:27 PM

"Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick."

"No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts."

"Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pillow!"

"..hauling that gargantuan cranium about!"

Spexxvet 03-16-2011 12:29 PM

That's a picture of the new Emperor Pez dispenser.

Shawnee123 03-16-2011 12:44 PM

Youse guys are funny.

He's really a cute looking man, but yeah, why is his head so big?

Shawnee123 03-16-2011 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 716929)
That's a picture of the new Emperor Pez dispenser.

The Vast Emperor

Bullitt 03-16-2011 12:58 PM

Looks like a combination of him already having a big, round head, and he sticks his head out in front of his body towards the camera. Look at his neck its almost horizontal.

Spexxvet 03-16-2011 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 716937)
Looks like a combination of him already having a big, round head, and he sticks his head out in front of his body towards the camera. Look at his neck its almost horizontal.

And *very* narrow shoulders.

footfootfoot 03-16-2011 04:28 PM

"Does this tiny torso make my head look fat?"

Griff 03-16-2011 04:47 PM

I'm betting he's got some super-powers.

Pete Zicato 03-16-2011 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 716925)
They can't all be photoshops.

No. He definitely has a pumpkin head. But the op picture looks a little too sharply defined around the head. Maybe it's the field of focus (right term?) but his face looks sharply in focus, his suit doesn't.

Clodfobble 03-16-2011 04:51 PM

Maybe, like all good imperial families, they engage in the fine art of inbreeding.

monster 03-16-2011 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 716929)
That's a picture of the new Emperor Pez dispenser.

TFFSM I'd swallowed my beer already.

infinite monkey 03-17-2011 08:36 AM

He's really made some headway, though.

"What's a headway?"

"In this case, about 40 pounds."

Ba dum dum

jimhelm 03-17-2011 09:34 AM

small bodies, large heads seems to be rather common among celebrities.

Check out Billy Idol or Tim Curry or Eddie Izzard.

the host of AFV is like that too:

http://lifetussle.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/afv.jpg

infinite monkey 03-17-2011 09:35 AM

And the Olsen twins. Giant heads on teeny tiny little bodies.

And Xena (Zena?) looks like she has a mini-fridge for a head.

chrisinhouston 03-17-2011 02:13 PM

Well his head may be larger then normal but he sure can pick nice tie and matching pocket square combinations!

wolf 03-18-2011 11:07 AM

Well, wasn't it in the Peace Accords from WWII that the Japanese Emperor would furthermore be a figurehead?

TheMercenary 03-18-2011 03:08 PM

I keep expecting his head to bobble in that first pic. It is freaking huge.

ZenGum 03-18-2011 11:32 PM

It is often thought that Asians and especially Japanese have heads larger in proportion to their bodies than others.

When I was in Japan I had to buy a hat, and the "small" size was the only fit.

But even allowing for this, he looks out of proportion.

Spexxvet 03-21-2011 10:37 AM

Or is this you, on the right?:p::bolt:

http://cueballcol.files.wordpress.co...lejuice294.jpg


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