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Shawnee123 03-16-2011 09:36 AM

Respond to the Dwellar two posts above
 
Do not respond to the post immediately before you, or last on the list. Only respond to the post above the last post.

Here are the rules:

NEVER respond in any way to the post above you.

ALWAYS respond ONLY to the post above the post you are not to respond to.

I will make it easier by making a second post. Therefore, the poster after the second post will be responding to this post. Can you keep up? Is this confusing? Well, ch'yeah.

Shawnee123 03-16-2011 09:38 AM

This post was posted to post a post about posting above the previous post. Proceed with caution.

It's a roundabout robin kind of game. I'll be robin. ;)

monster 03-16-2011 12:56 PM

What does ch'yeah rhyme with?

glatt 03-16-2011 01:08 PM

I'm Batman.

Pico and ME 03-16-2011 01:10 PM

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Shawnee123 03-16-2011 01:15 PM

And all this time I thought those were just underoos! ;)

infinite monkey 03-16-2011 04:00 PM

Grass. Head. Pot.

I see a connection.

monster 03-16-2011 04:47 PM

Under whose underoos? I would think underoos is not a safe place to be -they're pretty heavy and have quite a kick, I've heard.

SamIam 03-16-2011 08:38 PM

Yeah, they all connect to chia pets. I prefer cats.

footfootfoot 03-16-2011 09:02 PM

Joey to the world!

jimhelm 03-16-2011 09:31 PM

...cooked in?

monster 03-16-2011 10:09 PM

Joey was a playground insult implying mentally retarded in the UK when I was a kid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon

casimendocina 03-17-2011 03:36 AM

...bacon fat.

sexobon 03-17-2011 04:44 AM

To someone who wasn't proficient in English, it would have seemed like the mentally retarded were labeled young kangaroos and you were labeled a young goat!

infinite monkey 03-17-2011 07:22 AM

Bacon's goooood. Pork chops are gooooood.

SamIam 03-17-2011 09:00 AM

Damn furreners! :rolleyes:

footfootfoot 03-17-2011 09:01 AM

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

monster 03-17-2011 10:19 AM

kids and joeys are furry, but I wouldn't used them as a dam -they'd run away.

infinite monkey 03-17-2011 11:19 AM

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Nirvana 03-17-2011 12:36 PM

My little preemie calf looks like a goat/kid She can walk thru the entrance of a large igloo doghouse. 23 inches tall.

casimendocina 03-18-2011 05:52 AM

A fruit pie is not better or worse than a vegetable pie, they're just different.

infinite monkey 03-18-2011 07:26 AM

it's
spring
and
the

goat-footed

balloonMan whistles
far
and
wee

Sundae 03-19-2011 08:39 AM

Ummmmmmm. No.
Veggie pies don't have sugar in them....?

Trilby 03-19-2011 08:56 AM

It's amazing the legs ee cummings poems have! I LOVE that poem. Of course, I like any poem that has a goat-footed balloon man in it.

Griff 03-19-2011 09:15 AM

Is a chocolate pie a pie at all? Shepherd's pie is not.

casimendocina 03-19-2011 09:25 AM

Poetry is a wank (been waiting ages to say that :D)

..apart from Mario Benedetti's

footfootfoot 03-19-2011 09:53 AM

How many shepherds do you generally put in a shepherds pie?

Trilby 03-19-2011 10:09 AM

Mario Andretti?

Wasn't he a race car driver?

Griff 03-19-2011 10:14 AM

Shepherds are kinda stringy so I usually substitute tinkers or hobos at the rate of 1.5 pounds for a deep dish pie.

wolf 03-19-2011 06:51 PM

And a fine one at that. And he was from Nazareth. Came in second once.

footfootfoot 03-19-2011 07:57 PM

Do you need to presoak the hobos are do you just throw them in like they are?

casimendocina 03-19-2011 09:26 PM

thereby demonstrating his amazing talent.

monster 03-19-2011 10:19 PM

I presoak them in the Detroit river.

casimendocina 03-20-2011 05:35 AM

which was given but one chance.

Griff 03-20-2011 07:39 AM

Our's used to come pre-marinated but they raised the tax on hard liquor.

infinite monkey 03-21-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 717607)
which was given but one chance.

One chance in a million is better than two in the bush. Or something.

Sundae 03-21-2011 03:39 PM

I had moules mariniere Sunday.
They were soaked in white wine.

I couldn't tell you about hard drinks tax though.
I was always told liquor in the front, poker in the back.

infinite monkey 05-03-2011 09:40 AM

A million, a billion, a trillion. Might as well be gas money.

SamIam 05-03-2011 10:49 AM

What's a "moules"? Liquor is a great (social) lubricant, too!

monster 05-03-2011 10:57 AM

No-one pays that sort of money for my gas

Gravdigr 05-04-2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 730116)
What's a "moules"? Liquor is a great (social) lubricant, too!

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that's a moules.

infinite monkey 05-06-2011 09:02 AM

Your gas must be sub-par. Try more fiber.

infinite monkey 10-11-2012 02:49 PM

So, it's like a moon pie, then?

glatt 10-11-2012 02:57 PM

The best source I can think of for fiber is the shell, or bran, of grains. I'm sure there is fiber in other stuff, like fruits and veggies, but you can't beat bran. It tastes dry, but that's only because it's absorbing water like crazy. Which is the whole point, and why you are supposed to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water.

Gravdigr 10-16-2012 12:40 PM

No less then than now.

Big Sarge 10-16-2012 06:18 PM

Does it count if you let your bran and grains ferment and then drink them??

infinite monkey 10-16-2012 08:01 PM

I disagree. I think it was considerably less more than when it was more more. If you work out the algorithm you would find that the more less is cancelled out by the less less more of now. Conversely, one cannot extrapolate the seemingly foregone conclusion that more less is less than less more.

Gravdigr 10-17-2012 04:23 PM

Fermented brains count even more.

More or less.

BigV 10-17-2012 04:42 PM

being baffled

and delayed,

I will drink more

and worry less.

Quote:

The Regular–The Art of the Fiber Cocktail: A History

The wheel.
The printing press.
The theory of relativity.
The Polio vaccine.

Every once in a long while a spark of brilliance glows so ardently as to turn the flame of mortal imagination into the conflagration of human progress. Today friends, I shall tell you of such a spark–an earth-shattering idea with societal, technological, geopolitical, and gastronomical implications beyond the wildest dreams of its humble architects. I speak of course, of the Fiber Cocktail.

The Regular
Ingredients

2oz Vodka
1/2 tsp Metamucil or other fiber suppliment
1 Crystal brandy snifter

Directions

Pour the Vodka into the snifter
With a spoon, add the Metamucil
With quick flicks of the wrist, continuously swirl the vodka fiber mix around in a clockwise motion (or counterclockwise if you’re in the southern hemisphere) so that the two parts become incorporated. Do not stop swirling or the contents will separate immediately. When the ingredients are fully mixed, make one great big swirl of the glass that ends at your mouth, drinking the the whole mixture while it’s still moving.


Crimson Ghost 11-14-2012 02:29 AM

So, drunk zombies?

Gravdigr 11-14-2012 09:51 AM

Drink More, Worry Less™

Ima sell that to a liquor company.

infinite monkey 11-16-2012 12:07 PM

Sure, you know how when you plug a watermelon with a bottle of vodka? Eating drunken zombie heads will produce the same result as eating that watermelon. Therefore, the head-eaters become the head-eatees.

Gravdigr 11-16-2012 01:43 PM

You'll I'll make millions.

footfootfoot 11-16-2012 06:55 PM

That's a recursive feedback loop reiterating itself endlessly all over again and again repetitively ad infinitum for ever and ever. . .

zippyt 11-16-2012 10:27 PM

Twinkies Mhhhhh ,
Now Losing SuziQ,s THAT JUST AINT RIGHT !!!!!!!

Lamplighter 11-16-2012 10:35 PM

Would you please recapitulate again.

SamIam 11-16-2012 10:35 PM

Wait! How can you respond to yourself? There oughta be a law... :eyebrow:

Lamplighter 11-16-2012 10:36 PM

I just did !

Crimson Ghost 11-17-2012 01:05 PM

We made the law we need.

SamIam 11-17-2012 01:57 PM

Well, fine. Two can play at this game!


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