The Hobo Name Generating Thread
 

In memory of Iowa Blackie, I propose that we name the hobo above us on the thread. Have at.

Griff = Sootypants G.

ZenGum = Trespassers Will

Brianna = Goosey Caboosey

Shaw: The Hobotonator

spexx:

Coke Bottle Charlie

jim: Freddy Fivehead

Jebus people. I seriously just spit laughing.

monster: Pigeon Packin' Mama

Shaw: Handout Hannah

1000 Hobo names

I have no idea of the origin or purpose of this list, but have at it.....

Monster = Have At It Harry.

shel:

Tailpipe Tommy Two Times

jh: Lumberless Jimmy

Monster: Cheetah cheetah mean mistreatah

foot: Flim Flam Foot Man

Shaw: Madame Squeaky

UT: Trampletoad

Shaw: Squaw Stinkum

SG Humpty Dumpty

;)

Monster: Queen Sugar Butt

Did you just see me pigging that chocolate ice cream when I don't even particularly like ice cream, Squirl Nutty Nick?

Monster: Purple Garbage Eater

pass the eggplant and blackberry souffle, Cheery Cherry Chumbucket

(that should be your pirate name, I think)

My student nurse friend used to call me Mrs Schloe-Cum-Bucket for reasons lost in time.
She was from Derby.

SG: Funbags McLovesex

that's more of a porn name innit?

Sigh. It is what I'm called when I'm sleeping rough, Jim.

Because of hair color and "Are You Being Served", I'd guess?

HM: Streudel Longbones

I snorted out loud!

Clodfobble: Smartypants McGillicudy

Floodwater Fanny of Featherstone Manor @ S123

A definite link to Are You Being Served, but in those days my hair was pretty consistently henna'd. I think she just liked the sound of it.

If you've never seen hobo porn, you've never seen really, really dirty sex, Mr. Grimey turdinpants