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Sexy Cherri 01-31-2011 02:34 PM

[NSFW] Luscious Little Sexhole [NSFW]
 
This thread is for females only.

This is where we will talk about D&G handbags, everything shoes, MAC make-up, Hello Kitty and abdominal muscles.


No Penis Allowed
http://imgur.com/sJKbF.jpg

Men may Lurk, but If I see them posting there will be consequences.

DanaC 01-31-2011 02:43 PM

Looks like someone made a weekend of it.

Trilby 01-31-2011 02:45 PM

santa's been captured!

DanaC 01-31-2011 02:49 PM

Isn't that just the best detail? As if that scene wasn't tawdry enough, there's a bagged up santa in the corner lol.

Trilby 01-31-2011 02:51 PM

at least they decorate for the holidays. I hate it when people won't put the least bit of effort into a holiday, don't you?

Gravdigr 01-31-2011 03:12 PM

If I had posted this same image anywhere but the NSFW thread, you fuckers would've been at my fucking house this morning, bitching and crying and moaning about how everybody who saw it is gonna get fired. No matter how NSFW it was marked.

And if you do anything but agree you are a lying sack of shit.

Nirvana 01-31-2011 03:26 PM

SC your sock puppet GD? ;)

:runaway:

Gravdigr 01-31-2011 03:31 PM

Hah, if I had a cherry, I doubt it would be sexy.:lol2:

Sexy Cherri 01-31-2011 05:37 PM

Hello cellar peeps, my divorce is now 47 days fresh and my freak flag is flying!!

I am from www.BastardFactory.com/forums

They had a thread about you guys over there and a few of you are there already under a different name i see.

Anyways, I am now officially single again after a long divorce from a beautiful man. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs and I am discovering new things about myself daily.

Not sure what this place is yet, but I've been spent several days now reading through most of your threads and posts here.

Anyways, I love men and women equally, but please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive I am a very important person and only have so much time.

I look forward to meeting a lot of you.

Cherri
♥ ♥

Bullitt 01-31-2011 05:59 PM

This is rich.

monster 01-31-2011 08:17 PM

flashbacks....

Where are we? looks like we're on safari!

Cloud 01-31-2011 09:01 PM

that guy definitely needs a D&G handbag to put his toys in and some MAC makeup to hide the bruises and whip marks

Gravdigr 02-01-2011 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 709070)
please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive I am a very important person and only have so much time.

Modest too...:right:

Sundae 02-01-2011 06:52 AM

Can't help in this thread I'm afraid.
D&G handbags - none
MAC makeup - none
Abdominal muscles - none
Current attractiveness level - nun

From the other SC

Spexxvet 02-01-2011 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 709070)
They had a thread about you guys over there and a few of you are there already under a different name i see.

Link?

DanaC 02-01-2011 08:07 AM

There's a link in post #9

I went and checked it out a little. Seems ok. Feels a bit raw in places. They have a kind of sinbin/timeout forum to put posters or threads deemed worthy of exile. An interesting proposition. I checked in there and it seemed to be mainly people being needlessly offensive and using the word 'nigger' a lot. But I didn't check many threads. that might have just been the one guy.

I will admit, my stomach sank slightly when I saw the 'I like Girls Who Are...' poll thread in which people get to vote on what kind of girls they like...white, asian, black etc. I kind of expect that sort of stuff from gamer sites, where the majority of users are young men; it seemed odd to find it on a more general forum.

Other than that it looked ok. Seemed a reasonably wide range of people. Didn't like the colour scheme and all the banners/sigs and pics everywhere, or the habit some posters seem to have of posting in dark red font on a black background (couldn;t read those). But in terms of content it seemed ok. Of course, i didn;t have access to the VIP area: for that I think you have to contribute to their upkeep fund.

Spexxvet 02-01-2011 08:26 AM

Did you find what Cellarites are over there and what the thread said about us?

Sexy Cherri 02-01-2011 03:29 PM

I read through the majority of the threads from the last 6 months here.

I see the pattern and know who is who on both boards now.

DanaC 02-01-2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 709140)
Did you find what Cellarites are over there and what the thread said about us?

*shakes head* No. I did do a bit of poking around (ooer missus, fnarr, fnarr etc) but I found the layout and overall look a bit busy. My eyes just kind of glide over that stuff :p I daresay if I had some patience I'd find interesting stuff there, but the only 'cellar' references I could see were fairly oblique.

footfootfoot 02-01-2011 07:41 PM

It was unwatchable. My eyes hurt. I am glad we have the no avatar policy and the simple readable font.

monster 02-01-2011 08:35 PM

I really can't see many here feeling at home there. I call Tiki.

footfootfoot 02-01-2011 08:46 PM

Yeah, I got that vibe too.

monster 02-01-2011 09:04 PM

You have a vibe? is that you in the pic?

Nirvana 02-01-2011 09:12 PM

No that is Mr Nutkin ;)

monster 02-01-2011 09:54 PM

Not Mr NoNutkin?

footfootfoot 02-01-2011 10:01 PM

I let my guard down for one post! Jeez.

Gravdigr 02-02-2011 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 709200)
I see the pattern and know who is who on both boards now.

Orly?:right:

Jaydaan 02-02-2011 09:26 AM

And really to know who is on both boards... who cares?

Sexy Cherri 02-02-2011 02:50 PM

wait, that place is different than this one and therefore isnt worthy?

Other than the colors, i got used to it, no big deal!

I like that people are individually unique over there and yes, seems things are different here with the conformity.

Who do I have to blow to get an avatar here?

BigV 02-02-2011 04:23 PM

Well, to start with you can blow me.

I should tell you in advance that I won't be able to grant you an avatar like your other hangout. But don't let that stop you.

As for the conformity, I don't see that. Perhaps you're not looking carefully enough.

DanaC 02-02-2011 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 709360)
wait, that place is different than this one and therefore isnt worthy?

Other than the colors, i got used to it, no big deal!

I like that people are individually unique over there and yes, seems things are different here with the conformity.

Who do I have to blow to get an avatar here?

It's not about worthiness. I find sites with loads of sigs and avatars and so forth difficult to read and get into. Which means I need a really good reason to make the effort. There's one other forum that I frequent, which allows avatars and has lots of people communicating through pics and gifs, and it took me a while to get uised to it. It's the site for a game I play, and that made it worth my while to get used to it.

I prefer less busy sites.

I also didn't like some of the tone of the place: the thread about which girls you like, the word 'nigger' cropping up too much for my tastes. It's entirely hypocritical of me, because I forgive exactly the same stuff in the game forums. Like i said: I expect that in gamer culture, I hadn't expected it in a general interest forum, and didn't particularly like it.

All of these things are a matter of 'club' culture. I just prefer this club's culture :P Doesn't mean your place is less worthy.

monster 02-03-2011 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 709052)
If I had posted this same image anywhere but the NSFW thread, you fuckers would've been at my fucking house this morning, bitching and crying and moaning about how everybody who saw it is gonna get fired. No matter how NSFW it was marked.

And if you do anything but agree you are a lying sack of shit.

I supect the difference probably lies in the amount of emotioanl investment in a poster -in other word it's a compliment. No-one gives a fuck about this person and whether they fit in or not ....give them enough rope.... where as you are an established/cherished/whatever member of the community and people care enough to tell you when you're bothering them. Maybe they actually want to read your future posts but feel happy to skim over the future posts of this character in case they are NSFW.

You only tell people you truly love that they have spinach in their teeth.

OnyxCougar 02-03-2011 09:45 AM

I put the freak on ignore after the first post, so it's no longer a concern for me. However, you Gravdigr, are someone who brings value to a discussion. So I think Monster is right. Take is as a form of love. ;)

TheMercenary 02-03-2011 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 709052)
If I had posted this same image anywhere but the NSFW thread, you fuckers would've been at my fucking house this morning, bitching and crying and moaning about how everybody who saw it is gonna get fired. No matter how NSFW it was marked.

And if you do anything but agree you are a lying sack of shit.

:thumb:

Sundae 02-03-2011 10:01 AM

Seeing as you think I'm a fucker anyway, why should I care about your "I'm so picked on" whining?
Rub some dirt on it Mary.

TheMercenary 02-03-2011 10:03 AM

My thumb up was not directed at you SG. Sorry if you took it that way. Or am I just reading into it.... don't know.

Sundae 02-03-2011 10:33 AM

Sorry Merc - bad habit of mine not to use quotes.
It was directed at Grav, albeit lightheartedly.

wolf 02-03-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 709378)
Doesn't mean your place is less worthy.

Sure it does.

Oh, and Cherri, we don't need avatars to display our individuality. We do that just fine without artificial assistance.

wolf 02-03-2011 11:27 AM

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monster 02-03-2011 11:40 AM

These are not the deletions you are looking for

wolf 02-03-2011 11:48 AM

You know, I could undelete that post just to screw with you ...

monster 02-03-2011 12:01 PM

I know... that's how I get my thrills.... :biggrinpi

footfootfoot 02-03-2011 01:50 PM

Deleted to meet you!

BigV 02-03-2011 02:08 PM

LoL

Gravdigr 02-04-2011 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 709462)
I supect the difference probably lies in the amount of emotioanl investment in a poster -in other word it's a compliment. No-one gives a fuck about this person and whether they fit in or not ....give them enough rope.... where as you are an established/cherished/whatever member of the community and people care enough to tell you when you're bothering them. Maybe they actually want to read your future posts but feel happy to skim over the future posts of this character in case they are NSFW.

You only tell people you truly love that they have spinach in their teeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnyxCougar (Post 709468)
I put the freak on ignore after the first post, so it's no longer a concern for me. However, you Gravdigr, are someone who brings value to a discussion. So I think Monster is right. Take is as a form of love. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 709472)
Seeing as you think I'm a fucker anyway, why should I care about your "I'm so picked on" whining?
Rub some dirt on it Mary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 709483)
Sorry Merc - bad habit of mine not to use quotes.
It was directed at Grav, albeit lightheartedly.


ZenGum 02-05-2011 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 709250)
I really can't see many here feeling at home there. I call Tiki.

I presumed it was Tink back to screw with Big V's head some more.

Meh.

Big Sarge 02-05-2011 10:15 PM

I want you to know how offended I am by that pic. Images like that reenforce the way women look at us (men) as sexual objects, mere playthings to sate their lusts. I too well know how it is to be treated as an object of lust. I can tell women look at me and are only interested in me for my body. How I long for a woman that would look past my rippling biceps and want me for my mind

Gravdigr 02-06-2011 01:28 AM

Hear, hear...Wait, whut?

toranokaze 02-09-2011 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 709037)
This thread is for females only.

I see them posting there will be consequences.

Fine you got to do what you got to do; as long as we cuttle afterwords.

So you I go to you or do you come to me.

Sexy Cherri 02-10-2011 01:09 PM

This place is new and needs some more vocal bastards!!

www.BastardFactory.com/forums

jimhelm 02-10-2011 01:10 PM

take this link to them for me: http://cllr.me/1Wd

Sexy Cherri 02-10-2011 01:35 PM

Time for a new one jim.

Are you all Europeans?

Sundae 02-10-2011 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 710841)
As for that Bastard Factory board it is 4x busier than your cellar so I am not sure what your defending other than your memories.
I dont care what you do, but they are watching you guys.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 710841)
This place is new and needs some more vocal bastards!!

Sounds like there are enough people there already. AND all watching us too...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 710846)
Are you all Europeans?

:facepalm:
Hang on, thought you said you'd hung around here for a couple of days and knew us...?

jimhelm 02-10-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Cherri (Post 710846)
Time for a new one jim.

Are you all Europeans?

I feel that I expended an appropriate amount of effort.

Sundae 02-10-2011 01:49 PM

I'm giving you a gold star.
If you win another one you can paste them on your nipples and take a photo.

jimhelm 02-10-2011 01:53 PM

you assume I have both of my nipples

jimhelm 02-10-2011 01:53 PM

I could have lost one in Nam

Sundae 02-10-2011 02:06 PM

Oh shit, sorry.
Did you get it caught in a trouser press?

jimhelm 02-10-2011 02:41 PM

no... a wringer

Pooka 02-10-2011 03:30 PM

Ughhh... this is exactly why I'm not on other forums.

I like it here not only because Flint is here (and I find his writing entertaining), but because there is a high level of insightful and intelligent individuals here whose opinions, views and anecdotal stories I’ve come to respect and enjoy. Despite the fact that I do not post often I do read... and it has become obvious over the years that The Cellar is a true community. That is why flashy, busy and self indulgent forums like the one mentioned above hold no interest for me. The Cellar is a forum of REAL people... not trying to "be cool", just being themselves and connecting sometimes in profound ways despite the barriers of distance, class, and various views that might otherwise keep us all apart. It is refreshing and needs no comparison or would be competition.

I say if you are coming here in hopes of changing it… please go away. Otherwise, quit being a douche. If your site is so great stay there please.


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