don't you hate it when......
 

you're driving down the freeway and your smokes end up in the pocket of the door? no. the other door. not the left one....the right one! err....the passenger door. yeah that one.....and ya can't reach 'em?

A four-in-one deal? I want one!

they have those at the dollar store?

That way you can grab everything and lots of it.

Grabbing hands grab all they can.

Everything counts in large amounts.

don't ya hate it when you drop your pos keyboard on both toes?! yeah, both feet got covered on that one...

Man, don't ya hate it when you ain't got no weed,
It seems about that time that you're really in need
To get high, get full, ya know, get blasted,
To be saying "That high? It really lasted.".

:lol: gv!

don't cha hate it when you go to get a cup of coffee and there's only a half cup remaining in the pot?

now you have a decision to make: 1 - go ahead and brew up the next pot, 2 - screw the next person and take the half cup and don't make anymore, 3 - leave the half cup for the next guy and hope he/she doesn't opt for choice #2

me? choice one and have a smoke while waiting for it to brew.

I would sometimes go and make myself a cup of coffee from my brother's espresso machine. The first time it needed more beans/water/dump coffee grind, I left it. :p: Later, my bro yelled at me. :unsure: So, now, I refill and dump whatever it needs. What a pain in a butt. :neutral: So, sometimes I would just drink my instant coffee...bleh...:rolleyes:

Tulip, when he wants you to tend to his coffee machine just give him a withering, sarcastic look and ask him "What's my last name? Is it Starbucks? No, it isn't." Then walk away. (This won't work if your last name is Starbucks, however.)

Damn. Tulip Penelope Starbucks, you're going to have to change your name!

Uh....it's his machine at his place. I just go over there to get myself coffee. Oh yeah, his beans too. I haven't chipped in a dime! :D

Hmm...there's a ring to that name...:p:

Ha! Then you will have to add the swagger of entitlement to your routine. Is he a younger brother or older brother? Either way you can use the angle to your advantage, if he's older then he needs to take care of you, his defenseless younger sister, if he's younger then he needs to show proper respect.

Tulip Starbuck...

Now, that's a porn name. Space porn!

thank GAWD i was not taking a sip of beer when i read that!

(no beer was harmed in the posting of this here post)

He's older and he has every right to yell at me and I can't yell back because that would be disrespectful. :headshake It sucks being Asian sometimes. Besides, I am not a defenseless younger sister, I'm a 40 yr. old woman who's going over to his place and smooching off his coffee. :lol:

:eek: You have been taking jabs at my replies. :whofart: I need to take the whip out and ...wait, I think Gravdigr may just enjoy that. :rolleyes: ...... :p:

Smooching=kissing
Mooching=borrowing without intent to repay

Even if you are a woman of a certain age, you'll always be his kid sister.

Ft3's just trying to stir the pot :rolleyes:

lol at both of you!

True, I will always be my big brother's 'little' sister, just as my younger brother will always be my "little brother." I will always be "Sis" in my family. I love that! :)

Hahah....thanks for the clarification, Foot. I actually looked up the phrase "smooching off someone" because it didn't sound totally right to me. There were several results ppl defining it as "mooching off other ppl." :p:

Yeah, but sometimes a person gets no respect as a "younger sister." :neutral: But my older brother does let me mooch off his coffee, food, rechargeable batteries, flashlights, and....geez, I should stop the list. :p:

You crack me up Tulip. :)

I hate it when I go to prime some knots and the can of BIN was left with the lid loose and now it is a solid chunk of white shellac.
and I have to wait till mrs. foot comes back with the car.
and I have to get changed into painting clothes
and I have to find a chip brush
and I have to figure out what paint I have for the top coat
and I have to probably go down to the basement which means going outside in the snow

Maybe I'll just see what's happening on the cellar

'Prime some knots'? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Apparently paint is drying in buckets down there.

Ed Zachary!

Is he the same as Ed Talpia? Edward Zachary Talpia? I know where his magazines are, and it's all rather fishy.

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "You probrem very bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass."

I hate it when I feel I have a genuine grievance and get no real acknowledgement of it.
But not just that - that happens to many people.
What I really hate is the way I react afterwards.

I build the grievance up into something so massive, so enormous, that I feel the need to bring it into every conversation either with those responsible, or even just those that have already heard my complaint bu to my mind not responded accordingly. I bring it up again and again with obviously diminishing returns and I know I'm now over-reacting and someone at some point will find it necessary to tell me to change the record, but I still genuinely believe in my original complaint and just can't believe I've never received sympathy/ apology/ retribution/ compensation.

I really need to guard against this kind of thing in future.

This post was promptedbecause I brought up the fact my sister never even asked after me when I was in daycare at a mental health facility. Yesterday. It happened two years ago. It's certainly not the first time I've said it, but it really has to be the last. It was NOT my parents' fault and there is nothing they can do about it anyway. I have to learn to drop it before I am told to.

You know, I learn so many new things on this forum. :lol:

@SG ---->patients hun. patients.

@tulip - i can probably be right about this? you don't have Ed Zachary Disease.

The Ass holes Are NOT worth yer time SG , let it go , Just look at them with a Smug Knowing Expression

what he said.

what they said... :D

Sundae: You are the sweetest, nicest person. Forget mean people because they aren't worth your time. I totally understand the hurt though. Now, acknowledge it then say it isn't worth your time and effort. There's so much more to life and things and people for you to concentrate on.

what she said.

There is nothing Ed Zachary about Tulip at all.

Well, that's probably true, but we'll need to see her ass to make absolutely certain. :D

hahahahahahahahha....right....:lol:

For scientific and medical purposes only, I assure you.

don't cha hate it when: you sliced up jalapeños and forgot to wash your hands BEFORE taking a leak? um...ouch!

1st thing i Learned working around Chem Plants
WASH yer hands BEFOR You go to the Bath room !!!

Dont you hate it when you drink rancid bleach and wake up to find Satan analy defiling Jenifer Lopez at a midget gang-bang in your living room while your mom watches intently and fondles a mildly annoyed Donkey's testicles.

I hate that shit too.

somehow....i find that mildly entertaining.....

Yeah, I hate when that happens...