Haiku 2011
 

Haiku are quiet fun
Sometimes hard to understand
Hippopotamus

To write a poem
Of seventeen syllables
Is very diffic

Haiku writing tired
count of sheep and silly bulls
Zen say chew no gum

U R A 2L
(Briannana)

U know you are.

Im not though.

so fuck you.

(This is not mine, but I love it)

When it comes to sleep,
Pleasure is temporary;
Caffeinated drinks.

Brianna is mad.
Pray tell;To whom does bell toll
It tolls for thee.

Kegel ev'ry day
so you will have no need for
incontinence pads

Precipitation
of intricate filigree
Hexagonalized

The cat on my lap
Can make this house feel like home.
Occasionally.

the gerbil survives
felching it wasn't Richard Gere
it was Penacoli

(blame wolf)

I looked at my past:
But there's no proof that
Oprah is my sis.

Insufficent sleep
A worm in the compost pile
of stuff I must do.

Take President 'Hu'
From ends of the word 'haiku'
You're left with an aik.

Ohio students
Unaware of Shawnee's skilz
must have duller lives

Life of a dullard?
I'd rather be dead
Or clinically depressed.

;)

Citric pineapples
will pull you up from that hell
by your glatt bootstraps

I didn't write this one, but it's funny. To me anyway.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

If liposuction
Could provide flammable fat
Life would be awesome

Antidepressants
Work by causing arguments
To distract from gloom

;)

Procrastination
Oh how haiku takes your form
When work does beckon

Pineapple hairdo
Needs drastic intervention.
Hate getting hair cut

:(

Still didn't go yet
And soon it will be too late
oh dear. *sigh*. (Hooray)

Still no haircut and
No trip to the gym, perhaps
someone stole my bucket?

hockey night. again.
what? first minute penalty?
Am I proud? You bet.

:D

East wind in the Gorge
Venus rising crystal morn
Still can't see Russia

Made-up statistics
Are not intended to be
factual statements

God had a rapture
And left me here with heathens.
Oh, hello Cellar!

:)

A vague foreboding
Has settled upon my head
Just too much coffee?

House is so messy
I wonder if tornadoes
Would leave it better?

Fiery Javelins
Cleave the amethyst heavens.
So clean, so brutal.

Shit-stained wife-beater
Sported as a bandana
People of Walmart


Bejewelled cellphone
French manicured to the ear
People of Target

I am so damn bored
I will write a haiku here
And become famous!

senile felines
was it a cat I saw
senile felines

awesome zengum, but ur senile felites et 1 of ur syllables in each line

The Windy City
Was not named for it's weather.
So I learned this week.

Sharp morning awake
Too bright focus caffeine hope
Charging dawn forward

I do not deserve
This uncontrollable cough
being sick sucks nuts

Supermom Monster
burns the candle at both ends
til her wax does wane

Acknowledge missing
syllablification.
dey are bad kittehs.

Big Roller Coasters
For the 8th Grade graduates
How appropriate.