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xoxoxoBruce 01-04-2011 11:49 PM

Jan 5, 2011: Traffic Sheep
 
The officials of the Municipality of Gland, Switzerland, felt traffic cones are a safety necessity.
But they are kind of ugly, kind of boring, and kind of ignored, so they hired Christophe Machet to do better.

http://cellar.org/2010/swisssheep.jpg

He did.

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toranokaze 01-05-2011 12:20 AM

If I saw one of those on the road I would probably steal one.

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2011 12:38 AM

I think you just blew your chance for Swiss citizenship. :haha:

GunMaster357 01-05-2011 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 703354)
If I saw one of those on the road I would probably steal one.

Me too !!!

SPUCK 01-05-2011 05:16 AM

Probably swerve off the road -> off a cliff -> wheels off the ground -> car explodes.

Wait, that's what's in those sheep so poachers get their just reward.

contructme 01-05-2011 06:53 AM

That would never work in America....Every Hillbilly with a truck would aim for 'em and run them over.

Sheldonrs 01-05-2011 07:26 AM

It's a Ba-a-a-a-a-hd idea. :-)

monster 01-05-2011 07:30 AM

You wooled say that

Trilby 01-05-2011 07:41 AM

some are red-striped, some are plain white...and then there's the lone blue-striped fella. wonder why.

crazy ass Swiss.

monster 01-05-2011 07:48 AM

He's the blue-striped sheep of the family.

monster 01-05-2011 07:49 AM

(Can't use the B-word any more. not PC)

Shawnee123 01-05-2011 07:54 AM

I have distant family in Switzerland (google my maiden name and there are a few of us) but that isn't my da-a-a-a-a-a-a-d. ;)

Shawnee123 01-05-2011 08:00 AM

*snore*

Sorry, just fell asleep trying to count them.

TheMercenary 01-05-2011 08:35 AM

That is a great idea.

Clodfobble 01-05-2011 12:55 PM

Cuteness aside, around here traffic cones are often used to denote temporary lanes in some very narrow areas. The sheep-shapes would take up too much space.

Shawnee123 01-05-2011 01:28 PM

Sheep-shape! Tally-ho! :)

She sells sheep-shapes by the seashore.

WillieO 01-05-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by contructme (Post 703379)
Every Hillbilly with a truck would aim for 'em and run them over.

And some hillbilly's would take em home, put em in black fishnet stockings and, um....we'll leave it at that.:blush:

Wombat 01-05-2011 08:52 PM

They don't look very stackable. Traffic cones frequently need to be stacked.

monster 01-05-2011 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wombat (Post 703568)
They don't look very shaggable. sheepTraffic cones frequently need to be shagged.

Are you sure you're not a kiwi?

plthijinx 01-05-2011 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillieO (Post 703510)
And some hillbilly's would take em home, put em in black fishnet stockings and, um....we'll leave it at that.:blush:

rotor hammer?

naw i put blue stockings on mine. um. err. okbai.

Shawnee123 01-06-2011 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 703460)
Sheep-shape! Tally-ho! :)

She sells sheep-shapes by the seashore.

Don't you hate it when you make a joke, then later on in the evening think about how it could be improved upon? Oh, is that just me, rehashing and critiquing everything I said and did throughout the day? :blush:

Anyway:

She sells sheep-shapes by the seascape.

:p:

monster 01-06-2011 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 703662)
Don't you hate it when you make a joke, then later on in the evening think about how it could be improved upon? Oh, is that just me, rehashing and critiquing everything I said and did throughout the day? :blush:

Anyway:

She sells sheep-shapes by the seascape.

:p:

it needed to be "sheep-shape and Bristol-fashion".

plthijinx 01-06-2011 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 703662)
Don't you hate it when you make a joke, then later on in the evening think about how it could be improved upon? Oh, is that just me, rehashing and critiquing everything I said and did throughout the day? :blush:

Anyway:

She sells sheep-shapes by the seascape.

:p:

me too. but can i have my sheep delivered? with proper orifices? they're not alive so i don't need the rubber boots.....

SPUCK 01-07-2011 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wombat (Post 703568)
They don't look very stackable. Traffic cones frequently need to be stacked.

Oh great.. Just what we need, "stacking sheep".

[IMG]http://cellar.org/2010/Bitmap in Graphic1.jpg[/IMG]

Shawnee123 01-07-2011 07:30 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Gravdigr 01-12-2011 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 703346)
...felt traffic cones are a safety necessity...

Wait, wait, WAIT!!! Their traffic cones are made of felt?

HungLikeJesus 01-13-2011 05:58 PM

Well, felt is made from wool, so it's only appropriate.


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