Rims
 

Have you ever seen rims worth more than the car they are on? I just dealt with this fine young man who couldn't understand why I gave him ticket. He can barely make a turn with those rims. some folks.......

Gave this guy a rimjob did you?

So what was the ticket for and how come you were writing it? Did you change jobs?

its Chief Big Sarge Now a days

Coffieville Sarge ??

I'm a police chief in MS. Ever see "In the Heat of the Night"?

Was that the one with Archie Bunker?

So an over the top rim ticket?

I wrote citations for no driver's license, no insurance, and improper equipment. He wasn't a happy camper.

Hey Sarge? Could you call a colleague or something and have this guy arrested for bad taste? Looks like with the fresh paint, custom upholstery and those bangin' rims, he couldn't afford to fix that sagging rear spring. That's a safety violation, isn't it?

we've got a car with rims like that in our neighborhood. I was walking down the sidewalk when it drove slowly by. The wheels were literally scraping the wells when he tried to make a turn. He had to go forward and backward a few times just to turn into his driveway. I was with my kids, and they were laughing at his car. At least they weren't pointing.

I point right at them and laugh.

WTF, man?

Oh, Kentucky. I get it.

I didn't take that picture, thank you very much.

We don't be havin enuf teef ta be eetin no skiddulz.



ETA: Bochy's Bistro is in Denton, TX, looks like. Just so ya know.

Oh, Texas. I get it.

:haha:

FWIW, Denton is a small college town. That could be an ironic paint job.

Should have been called "lift kit". :)

Let me see what is that behind them? a few dudes on bikes, no helmets so where was this Fl? Followed by a Jag. And a classic muscle car on the right? Must have been some kind of car show. Cool. I like those.

That's a Rolls. Jag...pff.

And GTO, maybe...Pontiac fer shure.

I was thinking parade, perhaps.

Cool.

Not a goat, probably a Catalina or Bonneville.

We'd need to cross reference rear plate only and variations on no helmet required to guess the State. Could be PA or a number of others.

And Pier 1 Imports. That should help narrow it down.

Woodward California.

You're welcome.

Crystal Ball?

heheh... Mad google skillz.

Damn you're good.

Isn't that Woodward Ave, Detroit, MI?

"You're not a true Detroiter without a bullet hole in your car.http://feeds.autoblog.com/%7Er/weblo.../%7E4/14986892"

Actually, it's Woodward Avenue, Royal Oaks, MI.

Re-double-checked with Village Chrysler as a ref.


:D

Woodward Dream Cruise passes through 9 townships and cities, Royal Oaks is just one on the 16 mile route. They are generally all considered part of the Detroit Metropolopolis, and as Woodwards starts/ends in Detroit, it's considered a Detroit event. So you are both right.

Didn't you used to live round there, HLJ?

Yes, not too far from there.

Damn, I wanted to be righter.

:footpyth:

Interwebs rule 88b: There's always someone on the forum who lives closer to it than you do

:lol:

Hey, that makes me think - people on here know too much about me. I'm going to have to start a campaign of misinformation.

We'll just misremember it.

So Google led you to an obscure Ruski website, eh... comrade? :lol2:

Chevy, maybe?

I'm thinking of buying a car...ya never know how muddy it might be at the cemetery.

Spinners go on rims... though it appears you don't even need a car to have spinners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLEWX6eNahg

The link goes to Youtube... I couldn't get it to embed. First-time syndrome...

Cyber Wolf - I think it's closer to 7 billion now.

I lasted one minute three seconds til I puked a little.

Good call, you're right. Time for an update... it's been 7 years.

Here ya go ...

Trix are for kids, Monte Carlos are for grown-ups. What a waste of a good Monte Carlo. Silly rabbit.

Bad. Ass.

Low Ridah

f'realz

Nowhere else to put 'em.

You Aussie Dwellars won't see anything weird w/the HJ75, but, we don't got no shit like that around these parts.:)

This pic had the filename 'rowofdonks'.

More like row of don'ts.:yelsick:

Enter DEA in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Who do you think took the picture? ;)

I just noticed the way the road lines in the mirror appear to connect with the road line along the road, creating a false perspective. Neat.

I was thinking along those very same lines.

ETA: Isn't that just about $10,000 worth of rims in that pic?

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I think you're a little light.

Where's the step ladder to get into that thing?

Whoever owns it is so awesome, they just float up into the car.

And they still lean halfway over looking all nonchalant and cool while driving.

Which can't be good for their still-growing spines.

Now, does it also have those noisemaker things that sound like either how it sounded when we attached playing cards to the fork (using clothes pins) so the spokes made noises, or like a really crappy moped circa 1983?

I wouldn't make it as a whippersnapper today. Even I'M not that cool.