Who is your favorite ox or moron?
 

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My favorite ox would have to Babe, that blue one.

Who is your favorite ox? If you don't have a favorite ox, you can list your favorite moron. :D

My favorite ox is the one being gored upon which it would all depend on whose.

My favorite ox is the Chinese Year of the Ox, particularly the Metal Ox, as that is my birth year.

My favorites are the olly olly oxen 'cause they're free.

oxoxoxecurb

Rush Limbaugh (moron): favorite ox = oxycontin.

I'll take the musk ox. And for a moron, I'll have the Jim Carrey, please.

And then
something went BUMP!
How that bump made us jump!

We looked!
Then we saw him step in on the socks!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Ox in the Box!
And he said to us,
"Why do you sit there like cocks?"
"I know it is wet
And the morons are boring.
But we can have
Lots of good mores that are ronic!"

"I know some good games we could play,"
Said the ox.
"I know some new Box,"
Said the Ox in the Hat.
"A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Undertoad
Will not mind at all if I do."

It's dumb to be dumb,
But you have to know how!

Pass the gravy, I need moron my ox

You are seriously too brilliant!

I can't keep up with either of you.

Besides, I qualify as both ox and moron, so I'm all up in this thread.

Yebbut I read that you can solder like a mf-er

Don't look at me like I can't solder. :mad2:

Yeah, she can wear cammo and wave guns as good as any moran.

I was on Happy Days.

is there a generic of that?

Yes, actually. It was called Favorable Mornings. It wasn't nearly as happy and it wasn't a whole day. I guess that's why it didn't last very long.

Typical. I'm only allowed generics. Bloody goverment.

That was the funniest fucking thing I've heard in weeks

I've heard that shawnee could solder the crack of dawn

Not until I'm through with Tony Orlando.

Wow! 'Cause I heard that Dawn was a right slapper so she probably has a wide one.

a right slapper

That's why I love the English English language.

That is right next to Nick Frost as the barrister accusing the jury of being "properly gay"

I have no idea what you people are talking about. You lost me about 10 posts ago. I'm taking my soldering iron and going home. (grumble grumble)

It's Dana'a fault for making me watch Corrie on Youtube recently