LIST OF PEOPLE WHO CAN SUCK IT
 

It depends on the definition of "it".

my landlord
Rush Limbaugh
Congress
Walmart
my ex-boyfriend
the perv that tried to kill his own mother - my next door neighbor
the state of Colorado - esp the state legislature
the man who killed my cat
social services
drunk drivers
big pharma
rwanda
bin laden
the IRS
spammers
altel
the person who stole all my CD's and the leather case that contained them
octomom
sarah palin
tea baggers
everyone east of the mississippi (with the exception of Cellar folk, of course)
people who are mean to animals
people who are mean to children
people who are just mean
spelling and grammar nazi's
plus a cast of thousands too numerous to mention

Racists
Chinese people

I was told that joke rather differently...

My real list:

Racists
Bigots
Dog owners
Everyone involved in the equine industry

mean people

others

*scowls at Rhianne*

let's not forget familiars

Rhianne

I won't ask which category you fall into!

the next person to post can suck it

what!

i was hopin' for someone cuter, actually.....

turn out the lights, will ya?

:litebulb:

George Soros
Vivian Schiller - President of NPR
Bigots
Racists
Union leaders
MSNBC and all of their commentators
Progressive Liberals
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Gun Grabbers in Congress
Hillary Clinton
Rush Limbaugh
Anyone who supports wealth redistribution
PETA and all of their supporters
Anyone who abuses animals
Right-wing extremists
Left-wing extremists
Socialist promoters of our Government
Anyone who opposes the Second Amendment and my right to own weapons
The United Nations and anyone who supports it
Anyone who would prevent freedom of religion and an ability to practice it in any form anywhere as long as it does not effect others
Anyone who would foist one religion or culture on others by exploiting our freedom of religion
Anyone who supports Eminent Domain
Anyone who supports Big Government
Anyone who supports further dependence on Government to support them to survive
Anyone who supports increased and progressive taxation
Anyone who supports secretive spending for political ads and campaign finance
Anti-hunters
Anyone who defames the Tea Party as a Racist organization
Anyone who supports the NAACP
Anyone who supports affirmative action as a solution to racial equality
Anyone who thinks that the color of a persons skin prevents them from being racist or bigoted
Anyone who does not support a woman's right to Choose and control her own body
Anyone who wants to enter my property and tell me what I can and cannot do if it does not effect anyone outside of those boundaries
Anyone who supports illegal immigration and the trafficking of human beings
Extremist Republickins and Demoncrats
Anyone who thinks GBLT people do not have the same rights as other human beings
Anyone who thinks that World Peas is not possible
Anyone who has never traveled outside of this country and away from their home and thinks that they understand how the world works


My list is large and long.... and I am not even done. :D

Who is John Gault?

I heard Monica Lewinsky.....

FTFY

And that concludes this week's episode of Merc's Manifesto. Join us next week as we explore congresswhores and liberal tit-suckers, on a very special Merc's Manifesto.

:lol2:

I slay me.

What do you mean by "big pharma"? You mean the people that develop life-saving medicine?

What do you mean by the people that develop life-saving medicine? Tax-funded universities?

What do you have against tax funded universities?

They stole his sense of humor?

Dude's two steps away from the Unabomber Cabin. And his dog Toto too!

people that turn fun threads into tense pseudo political snipe fests can suck it..... and swallow.

Because Flint's intention all along was FUN and FRIVOLITY. No snipes were harmed in the making of this thread. :lol:

Not crazy and angry at all.:rolleyes:

Get thee to a sery thread.

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That guy who keeps stealing the walrus's bucket.

LIST OF SUCKERS WHO CAN PEEP IT
 

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Kojak could suck it.

Linda Lovelace could suck it

Hoover could suck it. Dam!

ouch

Nothing sucks like Electrolux

I lawled.


I have a mate who....never mind.

Plungers suck, but you have to place them just so and pump them a few times.

That'd be why they're called plungers then?


That reminds me....I need to buy a new plunger. The last time I tried unblocking a sink with the plunger I have here, the bastard had gone so stiff it just stayed scrunched up after i pressed it down.

Not to be confused with the dreaded Bus Plunging phenomenon. (I think it was Leno's Headlines book, when he was sort of funny...busses never wrecked they always 'plunged' off of something.)

lol

That's so true.

just break one off the head of a dalek, dana

Oh, hon...that is the story of my life! [/Ms Double Entendre]

:o

*grins* You can't get away from it Monster it's in your blood.

I quite agree with Spexx's assessment of Merc, despite his lame-o try at sarcasm. The proper idea has at least entered his head: Merc is neither crazy nor angry, and all the left-leaning ranting this Cellar could muster cannot cause him to be either. Should this kind of thinking continue, Spexx will actually become wise, and hold views and values that are not contemptible. A glimmering of growth occurs.

I think UG is funny.

You're right, always good for a laugh.

No one has listed The Man From Nantucket.

I'm glad at least Foot is keeping things dignified on this thread.:biggrin:

mean people
bigots
haters
(ok, so unoriginal, but true)
neighbors who let their dogs roam leashless and don't pick up doo doo in common areas
backstabbing cow orkers
belittling bosses
child abusers
spouse abusers
people who use religion as an excuse to hate on people and keep women subservient, or . . anything really
people who never admit to being wrong when they are
loan officers

lol foot(3) wins the thread.

I made the mistake of watching the climactic scene of The Stoning of Suriya M on Youtube. Deeply upsetting. A profoundly disturbing film. I went to bed that night boiling with impotent rage.

A very worthwhile movie though. I intend to see it in full at some point. The acting is stunning. It's brilliantly directed. I see why Iran doesn't want it showing over there. It exposes the reality of a form of punishment that is almost uniquely applied to women and is an absolute instrument of gender control and gender terror.

The way the village as a whole is involved. The way even her sons are encouraged to hurl a stone. The hatred and anger in the faces of many of the men and even a few women, at this 'whore' who had dared to transgress their codes. Their jubiliation at what was clearly seen as an expression of God's greatness; his law, his justice and his power. The utter lack of empathy amongst those throwing the stones for bloody and weeping woman buried up to her waist in the ground: her body rocking and reeling back with the impact of each stone.

Anyway. Sorry. Bit of a rant. Your selection of people who can suck it got me thinking.

That hatred of gender transgressing women is clearly founded on a deep-seated fear of the female; fear and suspicion. So I say all those men who look at a woman and see an Other not worth their regard can suck it. And so can the fathers and mothers who raised them.

Ditto. Women, especially mothers should be held in higher esteem than a bunch of sweaty self righteous men. They are there to be cherished and honored, and admired for their innate beauty.

Especially those with potent rage. They throw stuff.

anyone who can't drive in the real world can suck it. It's a roundabout. I get it, I understand it's a new concept. There are signs posted to help you. It's not a 4-way stop. The car on the roundabout has right of way. Getting to the yield sign before the car and doing a pseudo stop before he does, does not give you right of way. You can suck it. Once it's decomposed.

hmmm... this is a list I could add to daily. Let's see.....

People who slow down to 5 mph to negotiate a simple turn and then suddenly swing wide.

People who don't flush the toilet after using it in a public restroom. I guess I should also include those who leave toilet paper pieces all over the place (just what did you think you were doing?), and those too lazy to lift a foot to raise the seat thinking their aim is so great that they'll not dribble a drop. I suspect these are the same guys who whisk themselves into a stall rather than use the open urinals. Maybe the reason they're so shy is the same reason they can't manage to avoid peeing all over the seat (reach?).

Habitual liars. The ones who lie, not just about big things, but even small details. I don't know if you've ever been unfortunate enough to know or work with one, but they SUCK. I mean, how do you muster showing any emotion over anything they say when you know there is a darn good probability that everything they are telling you is completely made up? I've known two and both can (and probably have since we've parted ways) suck it.

People who blame their childhood, parents or any of a myriad of reasons for how crappy their lives are. Your life is crappy because you're crappy at life. After all, at least that you can change that.

People who you only hear from when they need something, or have some new tragedy in their life. My wife's college dorm mate is like this. I see an email or call come in from this woman I KNOW we're in for drama.

My ex-wife. She too can suck it, as long as it doesn't belong to me.

No. No, no, no. They are not to be cherished and honored for their innate beauty. They are to be afforded the same respect as men on the same terms :P

When men figure out how to have babies, and the instinct to mother them, maybe I'll give them the same respect.

gee. live in the 21st century, please.