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Big Sarge 10-20-2010 10:35 AM

Pink Ribbons - Breast Cancer
 
In an effort to bring awareness to breast cancer, pink ribbons are everywhere. College football fields are adorned with them and the players even wear pink socks. This is all well & good, but you don't see anything for testicular cancer awareness do you? Maybe we could have a blue ribbon with 2 balls hanging from it? Or prostate cancer - we could have a brown ribbon?

just sitting here pondering.........

glatt 10-20-2010 10:40 AM

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Fuck cancer

But I'm always amazed at the disproportionate attention breast cancer gets.

Heart disease is the number one killer of women. It isn't even close.

Lamplighter 10-20-2010 11:16 AM

Like so many things, it's not just one-or-the-other...

Lance Armstrong headed a major effort to publicize testicular cancer.
But campaigns need to maintain momentum to keep the $ flowing.
Somehow, not a lot of men want to go public with their male-only diseases.

monster 10-20-2010 07:14 PM

Support middle finger cancer sufferers :flipbird:

and we definitely needed scented brown wristbands to show our support for the fight against bowel and colon cancer.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=23752

Trilby 10-20-2010 07:24 PM

I want to change the ribbon color to purple.

monster 10-20-2010 07:29 PM

purple is for anti-gay-teen-bullying

monster 10-20-2010 07:31 PM

Bad Mother Moment
 
Driving my kids to swim practice last night, two cars in front of us had pink ribbons with the "hole" in the shape of a cross and the word jesus on them. I should not have said "Oh look, they want Jesus to come back with boobs!". I just shouldn'ta

xoxoxoBruce 10-20-2010 11:00 PM

Yeah, but it's never stopped you before. :haha:

HungLikeJesus 10-20-2010 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 689300)
... "Oh look, they want Jesus to come back with boobs!"...

Doesn't everyone?

Trilby 10-21-2010 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 689298)
purple is for anti-gay-teen-bullying

The gays get all the good colors...

Shawnee123 10-21-2010 07:36 AM

They need to start looking at ovarian cancer: the least detectable most insidious of them all. One day you just find out you have it, after months of it's sneaking and hiding in your most inner parts, and good luck by then. :(

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Somehow, not a lot of men want to go public with their male-only diseases.
I find this incredibly ironic. Commercials about men with floppy dicks, taking pills to unflop their floppy dicks...seems to be no shame in that, nor lack of funding to find more and better ways to keep mens dicks from a'floppin'. [/soapbox]

xoxoxoBruce 10-21-2010 07:47 AM

http://cellar.org/2010/cancer.jpg

TheMercenary 10-21-2010 09:31 AM

Good post Bruce! :thumb:

Lamplighter 10-21-2010 09:40 AM

xoB, that's quite discouraging... but that was Pauling (d. 1994 ?)

Things have changed a lot since then.
Screening, diagnosis. and treatments for almost all
forms of cancer have actually improved in these past 15-20 years.
And even though I feel that Nixon was politically evil, I do give him credit
for starting the "war on cancer" and the NCI in the early 1970's.
So I am much more optimistic.

It's just that the public wants to believe that "CANCER" is just one thing
and some magic bullet is going to come along and cure it once and forever.
With just a few exceptions, cancer is not an infectious disease that spreads through the population.
It's a highly individual disease that needs a highly personal intervention for prevention, screening, and treatment
and for the affected person who has to go it alone, it is tragic.

glatt 10-21-2010 11:54 AM

According to the big graphic, 1 in 4 people will die from cancer. OK. That's serious. But what are the other 3 out of 4 going to die of? It's a cancer graphic, so they don't tell you, but the answer is heart disease and stroke.

Heart disease and stroke are the things you should be looking for. Keep those arteries clean.

xoxoxoBruce 10-21-2010 12:00 PM

And don't cross the street without looking both ways.

Undertoad 10-21-2010 12:06 PM

And always wear your seatbelt

And wear your mittens and don't go splashing in puddles and don't throw pencils because you could put someone's eye out and then sorry won't be enough.

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I was driving to the store yesterday and this driver totally sped past me and cut me off, almost caused a wreck. And on the back of that car? Pink ribbon. Well I got them back... that's right, now I'm in FAVOR of breast cancer.

TheMercenary 10-21-2010 12:13 PM

And wear your helmet at all times.

And don't forget to wear a condom when shaking hands in case you touch yourself afterwards.

Big Sarge 10-21-2010 12:42 PM

Prostate Cancer:
All men are at risk for developing prostate cancer. About one man in six will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime, but only one man in 34 will die of this disease. About 80 percent of men who reach age 80 have prostate cancer.

per webmd.com

Shawnee123 10-21-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 689444)
According to the big graphic, 1 in 4 people will die from cancer. OK. That's serious. But what are the other 3 out of 4 going to die of? It's a cancer graphic, so they don't tell you, but the answer is heart disease and stroke.

Heart disease and stroke are the things you should be looking for. Keep those arteries clean.

Right, but men care more about our breasts :ggw:than about our hearts. :heartpump

(I don't really mean that, I know how many of you are caring fellas, and want the best of health for your loved ones. I just couldn't resist.) :p:

Big Sarge 10-21-2010 07:04 PM

Yep - boobies are more important than a heart.

monster 10-21-2010 08:25 PM

It comes to haunt me.......

Hector's hockey team played with their sticks taped pink tonight. They got their first win -a shutout no less. Now Hector's goalie stick is gonna be pink forever AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. I HATE pink.

:lol:

TheMercenary 10-21-2010 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 689459)
Right, but men care more about our breasts :ggw:than about our hearts. :heartpump

(I don't really mean that, I know how many of you are caring fellas, and want the best of health for your loved ones. I just couldn't resist.) :p:

YOU have hearts?!?!?!?

no way....

TheMercenary 10-21-2010 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 689457)
Prostate Cancer:
All men are at risk for developing prostate cancer. About one man in six will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime, but only one man in 34 will die of this disease. About 80 percent of men who reach age 80 have prostate cancer.

per webmd.com

Sarge there are two kinds, one grows fast and comes early. Most men get the other kind, slow grow and other things will kill you before the Prostate Cancer of that kind. My dad had the later and chose no treatment, my brother had the former and chose surgery. Men should at least get a PSA over the age of 50.

xoxoxoBruce 10-22-2010 08:42 AM

Something new, growing and regrowing breasts, using the woman's own "stem-cell-enriched adipose (fat) tissue".

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He’s talking excitedly about how these women’s bodies led him and his team of scientists to a discovery in tissue engineering, a process that could well be one of the most momentous medical advances of the 21st century: the use of stem cells—specifically stem-cell-enriched adipose (fat) tissue—to enhance, heal, and rebuild injured or damaged organs.
This technology can be used to repair all sorts of things, but...
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It makes sense to apply Cytori’s technology to enhance breasts instead of, say, repair urinary sphincters as a strategic way to move the patented technology out of rats and into people as soon as possible. Hearts, kidneys, and even sphincters have to work in order for us to survive. But we can live just fine without breast tissue, and, outside of feeding offspring, breasts don’t have to do much. The fact is, the scientific and regulatory hurdles to getting Cytori’s cells into clinical use will be easier to clear for breasts than for other tissue: Breasts simply aren’t as necessary as other organs, so the bar for proving to regulators that the technology works will be lower.
link

Shawnee123 10-22-2010 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 689549)
YOU have hearts?!?!?!?

no way....

Well, just one. That I know of. I only bring it out for special occasions.


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