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Trilby 09-01-2010 11:25 AM

I Won't Do That
 
Sometimes you need to let go. I mean, I can recall being an impetuous teenager and a nutty young adult but even I wouldn't go to these lengths. But maybe I'm just lazy. RIP Jackie. I doubt he was worth it.


Dr Jacquelyn Kotarac: What happened to Dr Jacquelyn Kotarac?

Dr Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, died in a chimney.

Dr Kotarac, 49, tried to climb down the chimney of her boyfriends home. Kotarac got stuck in the flue and died.


Kotarac had tried to enter her boyfriend’s home by the door but was unsuccessful so she climbed up to the roof and squeezed herself into the chimney.

She was missing for 3 days before her body was found. The news from Bakersfield, California, was known on Tuesday, Aug 31.

The coroner ruled Dr Kotarac’s death was due to mechanical asphyxia, and the manner of her death was accidental.

Kotarac, 49, visited her boyfriend, William Moodie, 48, on Wednesday night, Aug 25, 2010. Moodie left his home via his back door and that was when Kotarac tried to gain entry into his home using the chimney. Moodie returned to his home on Thursday. Then he left home to go on a business trip for several days.

A cleaner at Moodie’s home saw fluids dripping from the chimney and smelled odors. When firemen arrived, they had to dismantle the chimney to remove the decomposing body.

Undertoad 09-01-2010 11:33 AM

http://cellar.org/2010/drkotarac.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2010 11:42 AM

She was just trying to block Santa Claus from bringing him any stuff.

glatt 09-01-2010 12:15 PM

Their relationship was described as "on-again, off-again." I'm guessing this was the off-again stage if she came in through the chimney.

Death is never really dignified, but man.

dmg1969 09-01-2010 12:27 PM

You would think that, being a doctor and all, she would have better judgment. Then again, smarter people have done dumber things. Love does some crazy shit to some people.

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2010 12:42 PM

Being a Doctor just means she focused her smarts on a narrow target, possibly neglecting of the other parts of her social development.

Pico and ME 09-01-2010 12:43 PM

I was OK with this post until I read about the part where fluids were dripping. Now anytime I check on a new comment its all I remember.

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2010 12:45 PM

Being trapped in the chimney scared the piss out of her.

classicman 09-01-2010 01:05 PM

She looks a little "off" - (headed straight to hell.)

Trilby 09-01-2010 01:31 PM

This is what I don't get - she's beautiful, has a nice career, smart enough, a good salary and the wherewithall to make it thru medical school; and she freaks over a bit of penis??

A cautionary tale, I suppose. Women take sex just a teensy bit more personal than men do - but, come on, Jackie! You could've written your own ticket woman!

Clodfobble 09-01-2010 01:54 PM

She was probably a shrink. They're always the most secretly fucked-up ones.

Trilby 09-01-2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 679857)
She was probably a shrink. They're always the most secretly fucked-up ones.

I believe she was an internist.

SteveDallas 09-01-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 679849)
This is what I don't get - she's beautiful, has a nice career, smart enough, a good salary and the wherewithall to make it thru medical school; and she freaks over a bit of penis??

This is the eternal mystery. Why do people persist in doing things they know are bad for them?

SamIam 09-01-2010 02:04 PM

I wonder if she was drunk or doing drugs. Or maybe her surviving family could sue the author of the Harry Potter books. As I recall, traveling from one fireplace to another was one of Harry's favorite modes of transportation. I bet if that woman had never heard of floo powder, she'd be alive today. :eek:

SteveDallas 09-01-2010 02:13 PM

Oh yeah, is anybody else reminded of that astronaut who flipped out over a bad relationship?

Pete Zicato 09-01-2010 02:59 PM

If the woman had known her Beatle lyrics, she'd have known to come in through the bathroom window.

skysidhe 09-01-2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 679834)
Being a Doctor just means she focused her smarts on a narrow target, possibly neglecting of the other parts of her social development.

sagacious

Undertoad 09-01-2010 03:22 PM

gesundheit

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 679849)
This is what I don't get - she's beautiful, has a nice career, smart enough, a good salary and the wherewithall to make it thru medical school; and she freaks over a bit of penis??

A cautionary tale, I suppose. Women take sex just a teensy bit more personal than men do - but, come on, Jackie! You could've written your own ticket woman!

I doubt it was the penis/sex that was the problem, more likely the romantic fantasy she built around it. Many people have trouble separating the two.

Spexxvet 09-01-2010 05:19 PM

Maybe she wasn't going back for him... maybe she left something in his house and wanted it back.

Cloud 09-01-2010 05:53 PM

don't care what kind of romantic fantasy, sex, stalking or whatever was going through her mind. No one sane tries to get into a house via the chimney!

Santa Claus does not count.

skysidhe 09-01-2010 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 679887)
gesundheit

hehehe Laugh'in

Clodfobble 09-01-2010 08:54 PM

From Gremlins, 1984:

Quote:

Kate: Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer: What are you talking about?
Kate: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2010 10:11 PM

That's bullshit, there is to a Santa Claus. He just couldn't get in because of Dad's dead body in the chimney, that's all.:p:

Cloud 09-01-2010 10:14 PM

If she was that desperate to get in, why didn't she just break a window? I don't understand why she was trying to break in to her boyfriend's house anyway while he was away. Sounds stalkerish.

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2010 10:17 PM

He wasn't away, he went out the back door. He came back later and went away for a few days. Stalkerish? Well, yeah. :yesnod:

squirell nutkin 09-01-2010 10:20 PM

Glad you've drawn a line Brianna.

Trilby 09-02-2010 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 679991)
Glad you've drawn a line Brianna.

I'm not saying I haven't done it - I'm just saying I wouldn't do it now.

;)



Hee.

xoxoxoBruce 09-02-2010 08:59 AM

Because your boobs have gotten too big?;)

Gravdigr 09-03-2010 02:43 PM

Oh God, I hope so...I love big boobs, even if I can't see them.

squirell nutkin 09-06-2010 02:21 PM

Typical doctor's arrogance. "I went to medical school, I'm much smarter than a bricklayer."

Well, Jacqueline, I guess you were absent the day they went over chimney construction in medical school. How were expecting to get past the damper?
http://www.rumford.com/plans/classicflyerplan.gif

I see it all the time with doctors: "I bought a fancy camera so I'm just as good as a professional photographer and I'm a doctor!

Scriveyn 09-08-2010 02:28 AM

If she died childless, she has earned herself a Darwin Award.


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