Biscuits are biscuits.
 

This is not the correct answer to What are biscuits?

But, sometimes, is this type of answer the only possible answer? What are the irreducible ideas?

Are those dough globs in a can still biscuits?

Sometimes a biscuit is just a biscuit.

When life hands you dough in a can, make biscuits!

You must remember this, a biscuit is still a biscuit...

A biscuit is a righter substrate for a strawberry shortcake than yellow sponge cake is. Halve and pile on.

Biscuits are biscuits so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully

It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist...

I can't understand
what makes a man
hate another man
help me understand

man we really thought those lyrics were good. what were we thinking.

fixy uppy

Biscuits are biscuits
So why can't it be
You and I should live
above a bakery
Biscuits are biscuits
So why can't it be
You and I should live
above a bakery

So we're different flavors
some with sesame seeds
but different biscuits have poppy seeds
It's obvious you ate me
Though you've done nothing wrong
I'm just here to feed you, and that's what I've done

I can't understand
What makes a man
eat a custard flan
Help me understand

biscuits are biscuits

Help me understand
Help me understand

Now you're biting
And you're chewing
And you're swallowing me
I'm relying on your common decency
So reach for your napkin;
I'm sure it exists
It just takes a while to travel
From your lap to your lips

I can't understand
What makes a man
eat a custard flan
Help me understand

:D extremely well played sir :thumb2:

*applauds wildly*

awesome Squirell.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Yeah, strawberry shortbiscuit sounds way more betterer.

(The English version of the word. See here for elucidation)

Biscuits
People who need biscuits
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're Rich Tea needing other Rich Tea
And yet letting our grown up pride
Hide all the need inside
Acting more like Rich Tea than Rich Tea

HobNobs
Are very special biscuits
And they're the luckiest biscuits in the world
With one dunking
One very special dunking
A feeling deep in your whole
Says soggy now is your goal
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a biscuit that needs people
People, people that need biscuits
Are the luckiest people in the world