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Undertoad

08-03-2010 10:58 PM

August 4, 2010: Two-legged lamb

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Not really Friday material, and not really grisly either, this item from the UK Metro:

Quote:

Tender-hearted sheep farmer Cui Jinxiu has saved this extraordinary lamb from the chop after he was born with just two legs.

'He may only have two legs but he gets around very quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him.

'After all, half my profit is missing anyway,' she laughed.

OK, so the obvious joke is out of the way already.

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China? :3eye:

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Leah	08-03-2010 11:04 PM

He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

Leah	08-03-2010 11:06 PM

Actually the farmer should build/create something to help him balance, he'd get very exhausted skipping around on his front legs all day.

4fingermalone

08-03-2010 11:55 PM

Hmmm...looks like an emu in sheep's clothing to me.

Leah	08-03-2010 11:57 PM

Sheep in drag maybe :blush:

xoxoxoBruce

08-03-2010 11:58 PM

Wouldn't need the Wellies.

Gravdigr

08-04-2010 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 674340)

Wouldn't need the Wellies.

Yeah, but, ya got nothing to hold onto.:right:

spudcon

08-04-2010 03:33 AM

Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.

SPUCK

08-04-2010 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 674331)

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?

And, next door to a toy factory.:3_eyes:

Griff

08-04-2010 05:45 AM

Sized right for your Party approved family! *

*The makers of these comments recognize the seriousness of overpopulation and believe a two legged sheep would be an awesome house pet replacing an unapproved human quite nicely.

Hillrick

08-04-2010 07:54 AM

Ok, this is one IOTD that ewe need video of.

Hillrick

08-04-2010 07:56 AM

Hey! You filtered my post to change you to ewe! Oh, you so funny guys....

ToastyOhs

08-04-2010 08:02 AM

Much like our own lives, if you are healthy and strong, you get enslaved to your job. If you are deformed, you get to hop along like Quasimodo, only in this case Esmeralda is a Chinese sheep farmer.

ZenGum

08-04-2010 08:11 AM

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as dioxin
and every where that Mary went
she rued that nasty toxin.

ZenGum

08-04-2010 08:34 AM

[old]
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!
[/joke]

Sheldonrs

08-04-2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leah (Post 674332)

He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

Or Eileen. Or Tippy.

Gravdigr

08-04-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 674353)

Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.

So he's a Democrat...;)

Sheldonrs

08-04-2010 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 674511)

So he's a Democrat...;)

Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.

:D

squirell nutkin

08-04-2010 06:21 PM

Mary had a little lamb
her father beat it dead
now Mary takes her lamb to school
upon a slice of bread

sweetwater

08-04-2010 06:31 PM

Long ears? [check]
Hops? [check]
Looks like a fuzzy chick? [check]
Lamb wool? [check]
Colored eggs? [ x ]
Darn. I thought we had the Ultimate Easter Animal here.

Wombat

08-04-2010 09:27 PM

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
Her dog would try to put it back.

Tick	08-04-2010 11:32 PM

Wombat wins :thumb:

SPUCK

08-05-2010 05:04 AM

Mary had a little lamb
Its head stuck out its ass
And everywhere that Mary went
The crowd rolled in the grass.

Gravdigr

08-05-2010 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 674514)

Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.

:D

Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...:D

noviceathome

08-05-2010 08:53 AM

Emewe

Sheldonrs

08-05-2010 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 674611)

Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...:D

One usually follows the other. hehehe

Shawnee123

08-06-2010 01:58 PM

Bah!

BigV	08-06-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leah (Post 674332)

He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

He's my pet and I shall call him Lambchopped. :o

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