I'm the ideal wife!
 

Never thought I'd be able to say that, but today I went to a store and to get my hair done and came home $1.22 richer than when I left :D

Are you also the heiress to a brewery?

I hope you accomplished that without mugging somebody; or, becoming a suburban hooker.

Maybe she sold her hair trimmings?

Praytell, monster, how did you accomplish that?

That's the amount in the pocket of the hobo she killed.

I had a customer loyalty thing that got me a free haircut, so all I had to pay was the tip -which was less than the refund I got from the item I returned to the store :D

Ha! Now that is some fine dealing, right there!

why, yes, I am. It's a micro brewery.

You've got a whole brewery in your microwave? :eek:

well, it's not mine yet, but that is where I plan to keep it -we Brits like warm beer, you know....

Why did I expect this thread to be about steak and a BJ?

Cause you're the king of wishful thinking? ;)

I thought that was the mistress' job?

Yes it is, and I'll thank you to quit...oh, oops.

:bolt:

I'm reading this thread to watch the acrobats. :corn:

I'm sorry, monster, but you aren't the ideal wife. I know this because the ideal wife is Pooka. You could never, ever, ever be as awesome as her. Sorry.

And so begins the Cellar Wife Wars.

"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man."

Continuing the trend.... I went in bed bath and beyond and bought NOTHING today. I went in ToysRUs, charged less than $$4.23 to my card and walked away with $9.23 in cash. Spent 53c in Michaels, net profit $4.47.......

No it's OK I don't want to be Flint's ideal wife -he drums all the time and can't type his f's properly. It'd drive me insaner

Let us know how it goes when you visit Sam's or Costco. ;)

I don't shop there no more. besides, I thought wives were supposed to grocery shop?

I hate all shopping. Srsly. Just call me Ebenezer.

You are awesome! More Americaner everyday!:love:

No I'm the perfect wife. :)

Will the real ideal wife please stand up.

It's not me. I was the nodeal wife.

The real ideal wife would already be standing up. You cant mop sitting down.

I thought you weren't married anymore :confused:

Of course single women always seem like they'd make the ideal wife, since you don't have to live with them.

You are exactly right! :)