June 13, 2010: Nature (caution graphic)
 

Nature... Bambi, Thumper, Flower, and bucolic scenes.

This ain't it.

http://cellar.org/2010/nature.jpg


For a full sized look at the whole wallpaper, click here.

Ahh monkey Meat !!

I assume it's the monkey bleeding but I don't actually see any injuries. Could he be tearing the crap out of the leopard's mouth? Maybe he got a tooth out? Maybe wishful thinking.

That's Dr. Monkey, the legendary dentist of the Kilawahi jungle.

I've heard he does not warranty his crowns either

Red in tooth and claw.

And monkey.

So this is what "monkeying around" is?

This is what happens when you try to change their spots.

"In jungle...pussy eats you!"

You know there is this dentist, what was that name?

"Everybody's got something to hide
except me and my monkey."

I wonder how it turned out.

Pretty sure this isn't a [un-shopped] photograph.

I'm pretty sure it isn't a photograph at all.

I believe that would be the one and only
Dr. Kenneth Siegel, of Dental Excellence of Blue Bell, who is certainly NOT the one to go to for any type of excellence. Dr. Siegel is not a man of his word. He is a bad man who does lousy work and does not warranty it.

The whole picture is weird and I don't believe it. The RED is even wrong.

I just noticed that the leopard/jaguar/whatever has a broken jaw.

I see what you mean but no wormy flippin little monkey could do that.


Just more wrongness to pile on the bonfire of misdirection.

If you look closely at the monkey's foot and his face, you'll recognize he's administering a karate kick to the jaw, with the obligatory "Heeeyaaa!"

The monkey is played by Jayden Smith

Or Will Smith?

Hmm pretty sure it's shopped to be honest. Colourful though.

In order to be shopped, it would have had to start out as a photograph. I doubt that's the case, I think it was wholly created in photoshop or some similar program.

Yeah. Pure fable. Art!