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Gravdigr 06-04-2010 03:33 PM

Naturalist pines for vanity plate nixed by Michigan
 
LANSING, Mich. – A tree lover who wanted to honor Michigan's state tree with license plates bearing its Latin name has had his plans nixed for fear the tags could cause offense.

Sierra Club forestry expert Marvin Roberson had hoped for PINUS (PY'-nus) vanity plates, representing the white pine whose Latin name is pinus strobus.

The Department of State panel that vets vanity plate requests has voiced concern that the name could be confused with a word for the male sexual organ.

State spokeswoman Kelly Chesney says the Michigan Vehicle Code bans "letter combinations which might carry a connotation offensive to good taste and decency."

Roberson says he loves pines and hopes Secretary of State Terri Lynn Land overturns the decision.

Cloud 06-04-2010 04:32 PM

ridiculous. They could have used the money from the vanity plate for spelling lessons.

and ridiculouser:

Aurora Mall (don't know where Aurora is) bans guy for one year for wearing "Yes We Cannabis" t-shirt:

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword...bis_t-shir.php

ZenGum 06-04-2010 06:49 PM

He'll have pinus envy.

Lucky he isn't a fan of African wildlife. They'd never allow Dikdik.

TheMercenary 06-04-2010 06:57 PM

Did he drive a Prius?

HungLikeJesus 06-04-2010 11:13 PM

Aurora is just east of Denver (Colorado).

lumberjim 06-04-2010 11:36 PM

I wood have let him have it

wolf 06-05-2010 01:08 AM

Oh. Naturalist. Not Naturist.

Before I opened this I wondered what the state would have against a vanity plate that said either NUDE or NAKED.

GunMaster357 06-08-2010 08:23 AM

Could be that they considered that the amount of monney from those vanity plates would have amounted to PEANUTS.

monster 06-08-2010 08:28 PM

I bet it cost more to reject it than they made from the plates (I think it's $35) But srsly -BS, he's just trying it on. If he really wanted to honor that tree, he'd have picked "Strobus" not "Pinus". Jus' sayin'. Pinus is all pines.

GunMaster357 06-09-2010 02:46 AM

Aside from this discussion, I understand that each state of the US has a state tree and also a state bird.

Is there other 'state' things and where does it come from?

HungLikeJesus 06-09-2010 07:33 AM

The Hawaii state fish is the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

Shawnee123 06-09-2010 07:35 AM

Buckeye tree (cool!)
Cardinal (boring, when I renew my plates this year I'm getting the Scenic Rivers plate with a Blue Heron...and hey how ugly are the new Ohio regular plates? It's like a yellow and a blue crayon threw up)

Apparently our unofficial fish is the Walleye. :yum:

jinx 06-09-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 661772)
The Hawaii state fish is the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

I learned that watching Dog the bounty hunter...

PA:
Tree: E. Hemlock
Animal: Killer Deer
Flower: Mountain Laurel
Insect: Firefly
Dog: Great Dane
Beverage: Milk

HungLikeJesus 06-09-2010 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 661810)
I learned that watching Dog the bounty hunter...

...

I have it on a T-shirt.

Shawnee123 06-09-2010 10:16 AM

Ohio:

insect: ladybug
mammal: white-tailed killer deer
beverage: tomato juice (?)
reptile: black racer snake
fossil: Trilobite isotelus

Guess we don't have a dog!

jinx 06-09-2010 10:19 AM

Hey! Get your own animal!
And the trilobite is ours too ffs...

Shawnee123 06-09-2010 10:22 AM

I want the Irish Wolfhound!

Ha! Wonder how many states have trilobites? I know about 7-8 have the damn cardinal as their bird.

Oh crap, we have a state gemstone: Flint!

lumberjim 06-09-2010 11:22 AM

what state's bird is the mosquito?

HungLikeJesus 06-09-2010 12:05 PM

Minnesota.

Clodfobble 06-09-2010 02:20 PM

Ffft. When it comes to meaningless symbolism, those other states ain't got nothing on Texas:

Bird: Mockingbird
Mammal (large): Texas Longhorn
Mammal (Small): Armadillo
Flying mammal: Mexican Free-tailed bat
Insect: Monarch butterfly
Reptile: Horned Lizard
Fish: Guadalupe Bass
Shell: Lightning Whelk
Flower: Bluebonnet
Plant: Prickly Pear Cactus
Tree: Pecan
Grass: Sideoats grama
Shrub: Chinese crepe myrtle
Fruit: Red grapefruit
Vegetable: Sweet onion
Fiber: cotton
Dinosaur: Pleurocoelus
Stone: Petrified Palmwood
Gem: Blue Topaz

Any of you other guys got a state fiber? Didn't think so.

glatt 06-09-2010 02:25 PM

Nope. But we have a state boat: the Chesapeake Bay deadrise

Cloud 06-09-2010 03:59 PM

our Texas legislators get bored when their not out shooting something, apparently

Spexxvet 06-09-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 661897)
Flying mammal: Mexican Free-tailed bat

I hope it's legal.:rolleyes:

wolf 06-10-2010 01:08 AM

I thought our state animal was the construction horse.

wolf 06-10-2010 01:12 AM

Pennsy Fish is the Brook Trout
Game Bird is Ruffled Grouse

GunMaster357 06-10-2010 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 661918)
our Texas legislators get bored when their not out shooting something, apparently

Are you meaning that those 'state' things are a matter of law?

I can understand that for animals, tree and stones, after all your country is vast and with a lot of diversity. But a dinosaur?

I thought those things were designated by general consensus.

xoxoxoBruce 06-10-2010 04:54 AM

Consensus doesn't make it official, legislatures do.

GunMaster357 06-10-2010 07:33 AM

It seems that some legislatureshave a lot of time on their hands...

;)

Urbane Guerrilla 06-11-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 661816)
Hey! Get your own animal!
And the trilobite is ours too ffs...

Oh, be-haaaave! Maybe it's a different species anyway. There were hundreds throughout the long age of the Paleozoic.

California's:

State Animal: Grizzly Bear, Ursus californicus. So designated decades after the last native one had been killed in 1922.

Bird: California Quail (Lophortyx californica)

Fish: Golden Trout (Salmo agua-bonita). They've been more successful with the trout than with the bear, cultivating more of them in hatcheries and extending their range even into other states. Maybe it would be easier if bears laid eggs.

Flower: Poppy (Eschsholtzia californica) orangey-yellow in color.

Fossil: Sabertooth (Smilodon californicus)

State (Gold Rush, mind you; there's a Silver Rush one too) Ghost Town: Bodie. "Man from Bodie" is a regionalism for "really bad dude."

Benitoite is a very rare blue rock, and the state gemstone. State mineral is gold.

It's all listed here.

Urbane Guerrilla 06-12-2010 01:39 AM

Looks like Ohio, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania all intended different trilobite species.

kerosene 06-12-2010 02:09 PM

Here's Colorado:

State Motto: Nil Sine Numine - Nothing Without the Deity
State Nickname: Colorado / Centennial State
State Animal: Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep
State Bird: Lark Bunting
State Fish: Greenback Cutthroat Trout
State Flower: White and Lavender Columbine
State Folk Dance: Square Dance
State Fossil: Stegosaurus
State Gemstone: Aquamarine
State Grass: Blue Grama Grass
State Insect: Colorado Hairstreak Butterfly
State Song: "Where the Columbines Grow"
State Song: "Rocky Mountain High"
State Tree: Colorado Blue Spruce
State Mineral: Rhodochrosite
State Rock: Yule Marble
State Reptile: Western Painted Turtle

Flint 06-18-2010 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 661820)
Oh crap, we have a state gemstone: Flint!

What state? I'm named after Native American arrowheads made from natural Flint here in Texas.

Shawnee123 06-18-2010 11:31 AM

Ohio.

We honor you and your arrowhead heritage.

Flint 06-18-2010 11:32 AM

Cool. I am a GOD...in your state.

Shawnee123 06-18-2010 11:36 AM

But of course! Or, of hourse.

Flint 06-18-2010 11:53 AM

ahahahaha!!!1

thanx 4 the post on this subject :) :) :)

do u have the Toy Stoury III pilated botlegg?

Shawnee123 06-18-2010 12:28 PM

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