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richlevy 05-22-2010 10:19 AM

Your Business Card
 
LMAO!:lol2:

Something like this screams for parody, and the Internet delivers.




richlevy 05-22-2010 11:20 AM

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My card

lumberjim 05-22-2010 10:20 PM

Initially, I ignored this thread because it was by richlevy, and I assumed it was lame.

I must apologize. That was some funny shit.

the second post, not so much, but that first one.... yeah. .....funny.



also, it would be cool if we all posted pictures of our business cards...... except, i bet most of you are to paranoid to actually do it.

monster 05-22-2010 10:56 PM

[backhand]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 657920)
Initially, I ignored this thread because it was by richlevy, and I assumed it was lame.

I must apologize. That was some funny shit.

[/backhand]

lumberjim 05-22-2010 11:14 PM

I don't see that as backhanded.

I am quite clearly saying that most richlevy threads are lame....but this one happens to be rather funny.

what

the

fuck

is

YOUR

problem?

monster 05-22-2010 11:47 PM

right now my problem is that my printer cart is about to run out....

Shawnee123 05-23-2010 06:58 AM

Quote:

also, it would be cool if we all posted pictures of our business cards...... except, i bet most of you are to paranoid to actually do it.
Ha! Yeah, I thought about it for two seconds and decided better of it. Too bad, it would be interesting, but...just so many lurkers. :unsure:

HungLikeJesus 05-23-2010 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 657926)
...

I am quite clearly saying that most richlevy threads are lame...

....


I think most richlevy threads are interesting.

Didn't there used to be a function where one could click the user name and choose "Find all threads by (user)"?

lumberjim 05-23-2010 11:54 AM

go to profile, then statistics, you'll see it there.

HungLikeJesus 05-23-2010 01:54 PM

Thanks lumberjim.

I just looked at the threads I've created and realized that most of them are pretty dull.

spudcon 05-23-2010 04:43 PM

But are they lame?

HungLikeJesus 05-23-2010 08:27 PM

Most definitely.

kerosene 05-23-2010 10:36 PM

Mine are all lame.

Clodfobble 05-23-2010 10:54 PM

I've never in my life had a business card. On two occasions, I worked long enough for big enough companies that they were going to order me some the next time they put in an order... but it never happened.

glatt 05-24-2010 08:35 AM

Every time this place changes their logo, they give me a new box of business cards. I pretty much never use them. I don't want people calling me.

The first time they changed the logo, I just threw the old ones away. The most recent time, I gave the old ones to my kids, figuring they would do something creative with them. I took a bunch back when I needed to use them temporarily as shims for a home improvement project I was doing.

lumberjim 05-24-2010 08:47 AM

my cards are hokey. they have a picture of a Titan (pickup truck) on them....and they're glossy.

ghey.

Trilby 05-24-2010 09:38 AM

I worked for a company j - u - s - t long enough to get business cards----and then I immediately quit.

felt really good.

Pie 05-24-2010 11:35 AM

First company I worked for:
1. Changed its name
2. Twice
3. Moved next door
4. Changed offices
5. Got promoted
6. Got acquired
...Got laid off.

For those of you keeping track at home, that's 6 boxes of business cards in 5 years. :eyebrow:

squirell nutkin 05-24-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 657935)
right now my problem is that my printer cart is about to run out....

PC load letter?

Crimson Ghost 05-25-2010 05:30 AM

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?




/man, it feels good to be a gangster.....

Shawnee123 05-25-2010 07:58 AM

I caught that movie over the weekend. Never tire of it!

Spexxvet 05-25-2010 08:54 AM

Rich has never started a lame thread.

lumberjim 05-25-2010 10:21 AM

of course he hasn't. and neither have you, and neither have I.


I'm just a big meannie. good thing you're around to protect people from meannies like me.

glatt 05-25-2010 10:58 AM

I went back and looked at some of my old threads. Boy, I started some stinkers. I wouldn't say they all suck, but some do.

Look at this one:
Cops Hate Bugs


Actually, I really haven't started that many threads.

lumberjim 05-25-2010 11:03 AM

I've probably started MORE lame threads than anyone.... but then, i start a lot of threads.

wolf 05-25-2010 01:22 PM

I've occasionally started a thread with a mild limp, but no lame ones, really.

Pete Zicato 05-25-2010 01:23 PM

My threads are lame -- due to the injury they incurred while saving people on 9/11.

lumberjim 05-25-2010 01:44 PM

this is my most lame recent lame thread

classicman 05-25-2010 01:44 PM

Not only are most of my threads lame, but 85% of my posts are as well.
ok maybe 99%

lumberjim 05-25-2010 01:45 PM

this has turned into a lame off.


lame

classicman 05-25-2010 02:03 PM

you finally figured that out?
Try this - you might like it - Link

richlevy 05-25-2010 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 658365)

Wow, another VBulletin site. They must own the BBS market.

skysidhe 05-25-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 658357)
I've occasionally started a thread with a mild limp, but no lame ones, really.

haha my threads not only limp but hunch over and drag knuckles on the ground.

Crimson Ghost 05-26-2010 02:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 658265)
I caught that movie over the weekend. Never tire of it!

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

classicman 05-26-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 658428)
Wow, another VBulletin site. They must own the BBS market.

It was a joke - about talking shit - get it yet? :scream:


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