I wouldn't want to be a slug.
 

Slugs could never play hide-n-seek.

But they can die drinking beer that people leave them out for free.

The salt thing is icky, though.

Article recently about a kid who ate a slug on a dare and contracted meningitis from it. Was that on weird news? It's all blending together lately.

Used to be, you could put a slug into a pop machine and get some product. Now the machines are all sensitive to slugs.:worm:

It was in Idiot Sightings.

OK Thanks. Now which way is North?

He's still testifying to Congress.

The rimshot! heard 'round the world.

I did not know that slugs carried meningitis.

Cross species disease transfer being fairly rare, I'm not convinced that they do. Blaming a slug that can't speak for itself is a whole lot easier than explaining what he was doing with that slutty girl from homeroom.

Because they leave a snail trail?

slutty girls carry meningitis?

Among other things. What they should carry is liability insurance ...

Why would you not want to be a slug?

Add a little salt to your diet, and you'd be the spitting image of Meltman! After all... Slugs have the power to MELT!

Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?

Cool, I just learned a new word, thanks. Now to use it as often as possible.....

waaaay more than I ever wanted to know about slugs!

Slugs have penises?

Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.

Penile Swan Lake?

Count me in!

Bite me.

Maybe if they keep practicing they'll get really good at it!

Ba dum dum! :p:

Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself there!

I have a cousin that is a slug.

Oh, no. I'm metric.

:lol2:

a slug is just a homeless snail. where's the love?

growing up in California, we'd get these giant banana slugs. Kids used to delight in pouring stuff on them and watching them die--salt, for instance. I'm sure I did that at least one--those slugs were gross.

I'm going to hell!

The slugs here in the Pacific Northwest are enormous and hideous. They leave big poos on the sides of my house.

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Whenever I come across one, I get out my garden shears and chop it in half. The black goo that comes out sticks to EVERYTHING, and it's so vile, even the chickens will have nothing to do with them. Can you imagine how nasty something has to be before a chicken will turn its nose up at it?

KILL KILL KILL

Aw, they're cute. Just imagine them covered in a little fluff - they would look just like tiny baby seals and we'd be organising protest marches to stop nasty Canadians clubbing them (or pouring salt on them or chopping them in half with garden shears!).

I'm going off to start my own 'Hug A Slug' campaign right now!

I'd be happy to put them (unchopped) in the post to you. What's your addy? ;)

Slugs are beneficial outside the garden.

You mean like medical research? I'd be happy to send my slugs to them, too!

There might be some good suggestions in "The Best Washington State Slug Recipes."

http://www.amazon.com/best-Washingto.../dp/B0006YSHQE

...and they'd be real crap at giving head

... But just imagine how one would feel, lodged inside your rectum!

A backwards, in-and-out poo!

It'll be a new fad, amongst the homosexual men, I'm sure... beats a spiky-clawed rodent, that's for sure. :thepain:

DO.
NOT.
EAT.
SLUGS.

For one thing, you might get some horrible disease. Secondly, are you &%$#ing nuts??

I'm with ZG. ICK. (Oh, and possible death, too. :greenface)

Yesterday, I was cutting fresh chives and came across the biggest mother slug of all time- about the size of a Labrador dog poo. Ran for a ruler - sucker was seven inches long.

Until I cut it in half. ;)

You know when you do that, the halves live and grown into two new slugs. And they're mad.

You people are all evil.

Forget your nasy prejudices, get out there today and hug a slug!

I'll take a slug
For a ride in my Bug
I'll give him a hug
And roll out a rug

Hug a slug with a rug in a Bug.

:D

Some of us might come back as slugs. If we do, we'll have to look out for Glinda.

What's less than a slug? That's probably what I'm coming back as. An aphid, or something.

Honestly, I'm not sure what I'd do if I came across a slug that was HungLikeJesus.

:D

You'll come back as a hairy back tumour.

OMG, get off my back about this damn turtle back kid!

Dammit! ;)