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lumberjim 05-02-2010 10:21 PM

Survey Says!
 
What is the most commonly dropped item?



there is no poll, you have to come up with your own answers for these.

classicman 05-02-2010 10:52 PM

ok, I'll bite - change - as in coinage/money.

lumberjim 05-02-2010 11:08 PM

survey says! 38!

sexobon 05-03-2010 01:12 AM

The ball, from the literal ball as children to the figurative ball as adults.

ZenGum 05-03-2010 03:37 AM

The G on the end of present continuous verb forms.

Testicles.

Sundae 05-03-2010 05:25 AM

For me, personally, it's spilled rather than dropped.
I am careless with liquids from the innocuous tea, to the precious vodka.

Dropped?
I'm with Zen - I swallow the consonants at the end of words with alarming frequency. This is something I learned from YouTube. I need elocution lessons, stat!

Griff 05-03-2010 05:34 AM

Tiny bolts nuts screws.

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 07:21 AM

Soap. In the shower. In prison. :bolt:

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 08:56 AM

keys

squirell nutkin 05-03-2010 09:12 AM

names when social climbing

lumberjim 05-03-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 653311)
keys

Survey Says! 42!

that's our #1 answer.

you do the next one

lumberjim 05-03-2010 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 653318)
names when social climbing

let me see names!


15!

not bad

lumberjim 05-03-2010 10:47 AM

can i see soap!

5


balls?

11!

lumberjim 05-03-2010 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 653273)
For me, personally, it's spilled rather than dropped.
I am careless with liquids from the innocuous tea, to the precious vodka.

Dropped?
I'm with Zen - I swallow the consonants at the end of words with alarming frequency. This is something I learned from YouTube. I need elocution lessons, stat!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 653274)
Tiny bolts nuts screws.

show me.....liquids!

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

consonants!

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

tiny nuts and bolts!

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

huh.... i guess there were no mechanics in our survey group.

NEXT!

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 11:00 AM

You go again, Richard.
http://onceuponawin.files.wordpress....amily-feud.jpg

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 11:09 AM

I'll go if you don't wanna.

lumberjim 05-03-2010 11:10 AM

as you wish, John Thomas.

go ahead shaw!

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 11:48 AM

I looked for questions/answers online and you can't find any listings with results, unless you want to sign up with thisgamewillmessupyourcomputer.com or have someone pop a virus in your ass.

So, I stole a question and made up answers and assigned points:

100 people surveyed, top 5 answers are on the board: Name an animal that eats humans.

lumberjim 05-03-2010 11:52 AM

Sharks!


( I made up my question, and poll results as they came. that's why they add up to 111)

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 11:55 AM

Survey says: 37! That's our top answer. Do you want to play or pass?

lumberjim 05-03-2010 11:57 AM

PASS!

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:01 PM

OK, the Dwellersteins are passing, over to the Dwellarinski family...

lumberjim 05-03-2010 12:14 PM

(that means more people should give answers)

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:15 PM

(exactly) :)

Sundae 05-03-2010 12:15 PM

No point, you've already got the top answer :(

I'll pitch in with snakes though, if it helps.
In the hope of a Spot Prize (usually a city break or a spa day)

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:16 PM

bzzzzzzzzz

Sorry, no snakes. :(

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 653376)
Name an animal that eats humans.

Humans :bj:

Sundae 05-03-2010 12:17 PM

Spiders?

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 12:18 PM

Lions and tigers and bears

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 653390)
Humans :bj:

bzzzzzzzzz (though the answer was expected)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 653392)
Spiders?

bzzzzzzzzz (no, REALLY? now I'm even more afraid)

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 653393)
Lions and tigers and bears

Lions...ding ding ding 23 points

Tigers...ding ding ding 27 points

Bears...bzzzzzzzzzzz. Were you having sex on bear land again?

Sundae 05-03-2010 12:19 PM

LJ got me thinking along Australian lines I'm afraid...
Just about everything in Australia can kill you.

Okay - another Aussie special - jellyfish.

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:22 PM

bzzzzzzzzzzz

Sorry, that was more than three Xs.

Let's see the rest of the answers:

(ding) (audience chimes in) Flea--10 points
(ding) (audience chimes in and groans)--Vulture--3 points

Wait, so who wins?

Sundae 05-03-2010 12:26 PM

Wait, what? Vulture?! Worldwide?!
Ridiculous.

What about mosquitos anyway?

Am flouncing off to sulk.
I'm just as bad at it on the TV too, I admit.

glatt 05-03-2010 12:26 PM

no flesh eating bacteria?

monster 05-03-2010 12:28 PM

You all played without me? While I was at the gym? You bastards!

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 653401)
Wait, what? Vulture?! Worldwide?!
Ridiculous.

What about mosquitos anyway?

Am flouncing off to sulk.
I'm just as bad at it on the TV too, I admit.

Hahahahaa...they were my answers, who else would have thought of vultures pecking away at dead hobos?

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 653402)
no flesh eating bacteria?

Rats, I missed an opportunity. Flesh-eating bacteria gets so little press these days.

If top answer wins then jim is next. If most points then Spexx is next.

If you don't want to do it, either of you, pick a replacement.

lumberjim 05-03-2010 12:35 PM

spex or sundae, go ahead

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653403)
You all played without me? While I was at the gym? You bastards!

Hey, we didn't kill Kenny!

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 01:03 PM

Speak for yourself. I gutted the little fucker.

monster 05-03-2010 01:28 PM

:lol:

come on spexx, enough with the lack of question already....

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 01:34 PM

OK, I'm pulling Feud rank: monster, will you be so kind as to do a new survey?

monster 05-03-2010 01:41 PM

Sure. :D

We asked 100 of the studio audience to name the thing they were most afraid of. Now remember, folks, this is the studio audience. Top 6 answers are on the board this time.

lumberjim 05-03-2010 02:09 PM

being burried alive!

monster 05-03-2010 02:12 PM

bzzzz

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 02:14 PM

Public speaking

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 02:16 PM

Spiders!

classicman 05-03-2010 02:25 PM

Dick Cheney

monster 05-03-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 653437)
Public speaking

bzzzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 653438)
Spiders!

DING DING DING Our top answer for 36. Play or pass? Still a lot of points out there.....

lumberjim 05-03-2010 02:30 PM

paperclips!

monster 05-03-2010 02:31 PM

I think that was a little premature ejaculation there, let's see if the lady wants to pass it over.....

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 02:32 PM

I'll pass. I know no other fear! :D

Sundae 05-03-2010 02:38 PM

Spiders
(I will continue to use this answer until it is correct)

Damn, Shawnee out-spidered me.

Heights.

monster 05-03-2010 02:38 PM

OK, now it's open season.... there are 5 other popular answers up there....

monster 05-03-2010 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653441)

Shawnee: spiders

Monster: DING DING DING Our top answer for 36. Play or pass? Still a lot of points out there.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 653447)
Spiders

(I will continue to use this answer until it is correct)

huh?

Sundae 05-03-2010 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653449)
huh?

I ETA'd.

Spexxvet 05-03-2010 02:41 PM

Sharks

glatt 05-03-2010 02:53 PM

the dark

monster 05-03-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 653447)
Spiders
(I will continue to use this answer until it is correct)

Damn, Shawnee out-spidered me.

Heights.

bzzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 653452)
Sharks

bzzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 653456)
the dark

bzzz

classicman 05-03-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 653440)
Dick Cheney



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