If you live to 100...
 

What presents do you think you might like for your birthday?

Viagra?
New dentures?
Suicide Pill?
Parachute Jump?
Bottle of Whisky and a packet of smokes?
Skydiving trip over the grand canyon?

If you make it to 100, will you be a vegetable in a wheelchair and diapers, or a spry old goat getting a hole in one before entertaining at the 19th?

lap dance

When I am 100 I will give you one ;)

I have experience

A combination of the two. Parachute jump without the parachute.

While living in DC, I was riding the 42 bus home one night--and this adorable, perky old guy got off a couple of stops before me. The bus driver commented to those of us close by the door that he was 98 years old. If asked, I would have guessed he was around 70.

So, making it to age 100 may not be as bad as you think, you age-ist mofos.

I'd also guess he wouldn't have turned down a lap dance.

I hope people will scrape up the money to send me on a trip into space. I can help them save off the round trip fare by staying up there until I expire and again on cremation by being my own reentry vehicle.

I plan to take increasing risks as I age.
50 = ecstasy
60 = acid
70 = cocaine
80 = heroin
90 = crack
100 = dunno what, they haven't invented it yet ...

A 100 years old Whisky along with a box of Cohiba Esplendidos

Some one on one time with Johnny Depp, who will also be 100. He probably won't need the Viagra. ;)

Seriously, something cool, like a space trip, or a ride in an Indy car. I hope to be like the 103 year old woman who came to my mom and dad's anniversary party: she didn't look a day over 80. :) She was spry and beautiful!

I think the people who make it to 100 tend to be the healthy ones who were spry their whole lives.

I agree. The ones who aren't sitting in their rocking chairs saying "what if?"

Life is short! Grab the GUSTO! :)

Let's make a pact to come back here on our 100th birthdays and say what we got :lol:

For me, that's in 60 years. Let's see, 60 years ago, coast to coast TV was introduced in America. That's still around, so there's hope.....

Guns like Manohar Aich, pictured at 91 here:

I'm hoping to have been dead for 38 years by the time my 100th birthday roles around.

If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it!

Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.

What's the town squares' name and why do you want to beat off on him? Because he's not hip and cool?


:cool:

hahahahaha---NOT!

Gonna get laid!

that the unibombers place? I thought someone already bought it

Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.

:lol:

I'd recognize that cabin anywhere. The UnAbomber said I could have it.

(Did you ever wonder how many times someone corrected Bush that it is NU-CLEE-AR, not NUK-U-LAR, yet he refused to comply?) ;)

Dance on the grave of a jogger.

Dancing is too much work, how about picnicking?;)

Lemme axe you sumptin?
No? then F off.

:D :p: ;)
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Lessee...I will do the sky diving long before I'm 100 (my 22 yr old son and I plan to go together soon). There's very little else in the way of 'adventure' that I haven't already.

So the second half of my century will be spent enjoying my children (and as yet unborn grandchildren) and playing with my various hobbies (like street racing my corvette :D). Oh and earning a living, because I spent the first half of my century adventuring instead of investing :o.

one frickin typo and the nazis come out from under their rocks.

The FBI tagged him UNABOM.
The media called him Unabomber.
The people called him Unibomber.
Unlike Soviet Russia, the people win.:p:

What does the internet call him? Survey says..... unabomber

A gay unabomber

Universities and Airline Bomber.

Or, go ahead and play dumb like Bushie. I don't care. God forbid you learn something.

It's not dAckhead, though, it's dIckhead.

:lol:

A total indulgence, a genuine West Country Cream Tea, oh golly.

Out at Banwell Castle in a village just a few miles from here they serve a cream tea to die for, oh yes, and I could die happy and haunt the castle. So much clotted cream - so little time ...:yum: