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Homer... I need Homer...
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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DOH!
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Scary. All I see are math variables...
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I see dead people's languages.
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Look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic...
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Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
does what ever a spider pig does Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig Lookoooout! He is a spider pig |
say shaw, does spider pig make you run away screaming or think of bacon?
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Spider pig puts me in an extreme state of turmoil. I WANT to love the bacon, but I HAVE to hate the spider. It's a real conundrum. I have medication for it, though.
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"Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. "
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America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
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I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
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Take two epics and call me in the morning.
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Mmmmmmmmmmm...floor pie!
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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Ha! I thought I'd heard of it before.
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