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April 27, 2010: Canadian Record
It appears a new record will be set for a painting by a Canadian artist.
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I actually do like some minimalist works, and so I looked carefully at this and began to see the faint outlines of a landscape... and then I scrolled down a bit and it all moved and I realised it was muck on my laptop screen. Sooo disappointed! No, I don't get it.
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If I ever meet the person that pays money for this, I'll slap the shit out of 'em.
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If you do a chalk & charcoal filter on it in photoshop, it's pretty clearly a still-life of a mickey-mouse doll (seriously).
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It's still better than DuChamp.
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To quote from an episode of "The Flintstones", "I don't know what the artist got for this, but he should'a got life.". |
It reminds me of a beige excel spreadsheet, which in turn makes me think of work, which makes me depressed. This "art" sucks. :greenface
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i see two slightly blue guys standing facing each other..... possibly peeing toward each other.
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I can't imagine why not much of this guys work survives. I can just see someone boxing up all his stuff, going "All this canvas, you think he would have painted something on here, eah?" Then chucking it out.
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Hook me up with that buyer quick! I'll do it for them for $2.5 mil and it won't be old and stale!
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Hillrick, call it The Great Beige North.:haha:
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I may have seen one of this artist's works at MOMA when I was about 10. I remember a wall-sized work, with pencil lines on the wall in three different directions creating a grid pattern.
I remember thinking that it was bullshit. But you know, age 10, you're not going to be able to appreciate art like that. |
And at age 10, you're liable to get an honest impression rather than being brainwashed by the "initiated". ;)
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Don't even get me started here. I've seen shit selling for as much (not by a Canuck, mind you) that would make Agnes Martin's piece look like the Mona Lisa.
Seriously. Do Not Get Me Started. |
Oh, you've seen Pollock too. :haha:
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I think the most rediculous exhibition i ever saw was a series of paintings, each on canvas, approx. 8 feet by 8 feet, ALL painted solid black, some with a red, runny line on one edge. All at the Met.
I could drink a can of latex paint and crap a better mural. |
Just think, you could film yourself doing that and call it performance art! Then would would be a world renowned painter and crazy person.
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Another case of someone having more money than brains. Give me a good ole' dogs playing poker any day!
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