Stupid Questions Answered 5c.
 

Ask your stupid question here. too lazy to google? ask us. the staff will be right with you.


who is the staff? glad you asked.....cuz I mentally nominated them just this minute. clodfobble, wolf, sheldon, griff, UT, squirrelfoot and Pie.


between the 7 of them, they will be able to answer whatever question you have in a prompt manner*.



*the staff reserves the right to tell you to sod off if your question is too stupid.

To you I'll never be cold, because when I am with you it will be right. Why?

Ok, then my question is:

Is there a logical reason why my fellow Dwellars wouldn't make use of the best search engine on the planet?

My question is why are their no Brits on your panel?
Not even a transplanted one.

*huff*

Search engines are prone to viewing the world as objective reality. If you want real subjective answers to your stupid questions, you're in the right place.

The sun has set, you'll want answers from a world striding hegemony, because we have all the answers.

Nah. It's 'cause we're just too damn sexy! We'd be a distraction. A sexy distraction, but still a distraction.

Ah, we should harness that.

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=646650#post646650

How big is the bulls-eye on my back and will it be removed anytime soon?

Yes and no. One will be added to the front for balance.

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

It's probably ajar.

What kind of cord are you trying to mend when you record?

The woodpile kind.

How do I submit a question here?

Why do authentic tacos have 2 tortillas?

What would happen if I refused to pay the 5c?

'Cause one will inevitably break, covering you in taco sauce. Or pico, or crema, or guac. Not that jinx covered in these substances would be a bad thing, necessarily.

You will be deported. Just a sec -- I'm calling the INS.

I have a problem with the phrase, "too stupid." Do we have another panel of non-biased experts making this determination?

Where is Atomic? Why do I still sniff the milk to make sure it's OK even though it's been 18 years since I was a students and we now consume 5-6 gallons a week? Does anyone else now read coworker as Cow-Orker even when not on the interwebs?

[Monty Python]
Stupid Questions Answered? But, I wanted Arguments!
[/Monty Python]

(From Bruce's thread)
What the heck are these? Now I know how to pronounce something I have no concept of and it worries me.

Horchata (orrchata, silent h, roll the r)
Huitlacoche (wheet-lah-KOH-chay)
Mole (MOH-lay)
Muffuletta (MOO-fa-la-Tuh)

Muffle-whatsit sounds rude. I want some.

Why don't Penguins feet freeze?

Horchata is a sweet rice drink.
Huitlacoche is corn fungus (used in tacos, etc. but not by me!)
Mole is a dark chile sauce usually made with chocolate.
Muffuletta is a New Orleans specialty poor boy sandwich.

That'll be 20 cents, please!

Ur not on the panel of licenced answererers. that's a $20 fine you're looking at right there, young lady!

Where is the lost chord?

Why ISN'T line-jumping a sport?

Have you checked in your couch cushions?

it isn't? Maybe it's an art. Or a craft.

what's line jumping?

Cutting in line.

It's a sign that was up at King's Island for years, in the queues for rides. It always made me and my buddies laugh: LINE JUMPING IS NOT A SPORT.

ah. cutting. thank you.

Yeah, you know how they have the queues at amusement parks, with the bars that weave in and out until you get to the ride. I guess they didn't want anyone jumping over the queue bars.

We didn't care. We just hung out and flirted. Oh, to be so young again. ;)

Arterial constriction. And Uggs.

and we don't call 'em queues, either. ;)

Right, lines.

and we stand in them not on them as the line is of people not a line on the ground below the people

Yeah, standing on queue, is metric. ;)

*shrugs*

I started calling them queue lines back in HS...so I must have read it on one of their signs of 'no-no's'

Just because it seems primarily a British word doesn't mean Merkins can't use it too. ;)

Maybe they've changed it since I was a kid: Don't you be hoppin' on over those silver bar things that separate you as you wait in this here line for that there ride.


Now don't forget, we're parked in Boo Boo 5. :lol: (Locals know...)

Yebbut you need to remove the "U"s: qee

Netflix calls it that.

There's no people in the netflix queue, just 1s and 0s.

A google image search of 'queue kings island' produced this picture of the line for Flight of Fear:

Signs in the queue for the Beast. Ahhh, memories of waiting for the first car for the last ride of the Beast for the night. Shooting through trees and hills with no lights to speak of. Sigh...

OK, I have a question for the gurus: Where IS the fountain of youth?

Right next to the Trivia fountain in Rome.

Is that near the Pantython?

I need brain bleach

Cocaine?

Hurricane?