Choose My New Name, Cellar.
 

I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to be quite so identifiable as far as my internet activity. Upon my 10,000th post on the Cellar, I wish to change my username. I leave it to you, a community of my peers, to choose a new moniker, a new handle, a new alias for yours truly.

Now watch this post drop to the bottom with zero replies...

Steel

TeddyBear

You remind me of a warm a soft teddy bear.:D You always have.....

:headshake


Ok seriously.....

I can't think of anything because Flint is actually perfect. In some odd way....

Piker!

Fantastic jinx!I vote Piker! Good job. I couldn't think of anything...

Yes!! Someone has to be Piker...:)

Igneous?

SirNotAppearingInThisFilm

or Mike

you can have this one if you want it

Drax isn't currently in use.....

Percussor
Tintinnabulator
KickPeddler
Cymbalic


That's all I got.

IWBFUITM

Pooka's Poker

Prick

Screw you!

Funt

Drummer

Why can't you just stick with FLINT? I'm still trying to figure out who 'squirell nutkin' used to be.

Copper.

Every ten thousand posts, you can re-enact the development of weapons technology. To come: bronze, iron, steel, gunpowder, uranium, malware...

Stone.

Or Sponge I suppose?

Nobody is using diSComBobuLaTOr

All of the other posts talking to you are still going to say "Flint," though. Won't that make it even more obvious that it's you, since then you couldn't even claim that it was just some other dude who chose this random noun as a username, instead it will look like we all know you by your first name despite the fact that you call yourself Piker or whatever.

Goat Head

Beavis

F|int?

OH WAIT....

this:

₣ŁﭐиŦ

Zappa




-Then you can quote yourself for the next 10 years-

^ Twas an after thought/I'm teasing^

Footfootfootfoot
Dar513
lotsofboxes

Well, Flint's welcome to it. :)

:lol: WTF does that mean?

Now that I think about it, didn't UnderToad say no more name changes (I think it wuz cuz o' me).

No more name changes for you.

Name Nazi. [/Godwin's]

meaning no more for drax, yes?

and are you wanting to change your name Flint, or re register with a new one like darzicato did?

yes

TPFKAF

The poster formerly known as Flint

Tumor Necrosis Factor Alpha.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ucture.rsh.png

So I guess you must re-name yourself "Sir Toad oF Unfairness.

You could justbe called YouAreANazi and be an instant thread killer

Sir Toad of He-Owns-the-Fucking-Place, so get over it?

Hypersensitive fucker had like three name changes in a few weeks. Change me to this, now change me to this, now change me back to Drax. I patiently explained: you get one more and that's it. That's it.

i think you should change it daily for 2 weeks....informing him of them by email until he is satiated. furthermore, I think you should let me and monster help think of names.

Right now, it seems like you are the sensitive one.

Anyway, I don't plan to change my name again. I'm Datalyss everywhere else, so I 'm Datalyss here.


And...

I know you thought your post was gonna get me pissed enough to "leave" again, but ya' know what...it ain't happenin' this time.

Typical lumberjim thinking. :rolleyes:

Nobody cares that much

One needs to have a certain amount of social intelligence in order to be intolerably irritating.

You Fail.

:stickpoke

many of my thoughts are typical lumberjim thinking, to be honest. I don't know why that is....

I do. Only lumberjim can think like lumberjim :D It has a certain logic to it; and that's :cool:.

[selfmockingmode]Do whut now?:dunce:[/selfmockingmode]

Flint's signature threat:

I Will Butt-Fuck You In The Mouth.

eww

I wonder how much Mrs. F. A. Tasse would charge for that?

She charged cheaply for the real thing. She maybe was thinking eww too instead of ow otherwise she would have charged more.

Piezo

(we have the technology to upgrade you [piezoelectric], to make you better than before)

Pooka's Beatch

tnilf

Rim Shot

Snugums
kewpie doll
babie kakes
sweet thang
hunnie breath

It's a trick, he's not changing his name, he just wants to see what people want to call him.

Um, but wouldn't there be an Internet trail linking your new handle to your old handle?

Isn't your handle already a handle and not your real name?

Unless you're this guy:

:cool:

What if he asks nicely?

Flint = Striker (Isn't there someone around here you'd like to strike?)

I am that guy.

Sorry, Flint, but "That Guy" is already taken.