Who is who?
 

Due to my breaks from the Cellar and general forgetfulness, I am constantly confused about the sex of some members and who the couples are on this site. Please help me sort some of this mess:

1. Lumberjim is married to someone on here. Is it Monster?

2. Does Squirell Nutkin go by another user name?

3. Is Lookout123 a male?

4. Is Jinx married to Flint?

1.) Lumberjim is married to jinx. Monster is married to Beest.

2.) Squirell Nutkin used to be footfootfoot, and may or may not be again someday, you never know.

3.) Yes.

4.) Flint is married to Pooka.



Just wanted to jump in with correct answers before you are inundated with smartass ones... ;)

ok - I'll start then -

Monster and LJ sittin in a tree. . .

5. Scallops

i lolled

Capnhowdy is married to Jujuwwhite

I figured that out after the New Years Eve pics. Another question - Tulip made a video for Clodfobble and wants to see Clod nude. Is Clodfobble male or female?

female.

We've seen Clod naked already.
AND that shot of her in the liquor store...

Very female.;)

It's true, I secretly have two uteruses.

Tulip wants to see clod nude? Is Tulip batting for the other team? And what shot in the liquor store?

Not much of a secret anymore...

No, but he secretly wants to be, which is why Flint hates LJ so much.

We've secretly replaced one of Clodfobble's uteri with Folger's Coffee. Let's see if she notices...

[poof]Thought be gone![/poof]

@ Shawnee
Child of the 60s!

I love snorting green tea in the morning! Thanks Shaw! :greenface :rotflol:

I think I have missed a bunch of the nudie pics or I couldn't associate them. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was genuinely confused. Wouldn't it be easier if on every profile it listed:

1. Male or Female
2. Whether or not you are a switch hitter
3. Who on the Cellar you are screwing around with

Life would be far simplier. As it stands now, I need a link diagram

Ah c'mon Sarge, Life on the Cellar is better than 'as the stomach turns'!

Uh oh! hope I didn't insult anyone after all I'm still a newbie.

Trying to read bewtween the lines. Clod has coffee in her uterus, but Nirvana prefers sniffing green tea in the morning. So Nirvana is a guy becuse he wants to sniff Clod's caffeinated beverage pot? I'm so F****** confused

The hell you are. Grab a mop, you ain't company no mo'. :p

:blush: Ah, I feel so special, Bruce!!

Calm down.;)

ha ha ha

Good luck with THAT!:bolt:

The Who
http://gaygamer.net/images/Tom_Baker_m610027.jpg

also WHo's
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/content...on_470x314.jpg

I made a video for Clodfobble because she had asked me when she gave me a music book for the Secret Santa thingy. I don't recall asking to see Clodfobble nude, but if I did, perhaps I thought she may have a beautiful body. I like to see beautiful art, and the human body is an art form. Gender is irrevelant. ;) This doesn't make me gay or not. I am hetero, by the way. :p

:mg: And I missed it!?! AWWWWWWWWWWw.......I also missed that shot of Clod in the liquor store. Wonder what the picture was about. :p

Only took me over a year, but thanks goodness, I finally feel comfortable enough to post my pictures and joke around in the forum. I did notice everyone is either married or in a relationship. For this reason, I will not joke in any way I think may be too inappropriate to a man, offend him, or his significant other. However, I will joke a bit with a woman. :D If any ladies out there is uncomfortable, please let me know. I will stop. :p

Sarge is always happy to hear that.
No, their are a number of unattached people here.
Don't you dare stop. :haha:

I agree! If you can't joke with friends who can you joke with?

I've yet to have a lady tell me to stop because she was uncomfortable. Well, there was this one time in the bad place, I mean band camp...:p

It's still around, you just gotta be dedicated enough to search the archives. Prepare to be disappointed though, it's not all that titillating--there are bad 70s couch cushions strategically placed over all the good parts. The liquor store picture was actually some random chick who looked like me (insofar as she was white and had long straight hair) squatting and peeing her pants in the middle of a liquor store. Which is not to say I wouldn't do it if you paid me enough, but I didn't happen to in that particular instance.

I is unattached.

@ Beest: see, now, I had resisted posting the Doctor on here. Which is pretty remarkable given my record to date :P

Always the tease, holding out false hope for the liquor store pee picture fetish crowd. :eyebrow:

I'm glad pee pictures don't turn my crank.:greenface

It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it.

But your boyfriend is so jealous, you have to muzzle him in public. :lol:

Unhinged?

I am both unhinged and unattached. ;)

Hahaha. I laughed out loud.

Unhinged? Unattached? I'm unballanced

Is that a new way to be minus 2? :p

I'm still trying to figure things out. It seems like Datalyss used to go by another name. During the time I didn't have regular web access, there was someone called Emma on here. Meaning no offense to anyone, but are Datalyss & this Emma person the same?

No. Emma was a troll who is now gone.

Datalyss used to go by another name, which escapes me at present. There is a thread on it, somewhere.

Drax or draxxie as Monnie calls him/her

Datalyss used to go by the name Drax; which is why people sometimes still refer to him as draxxie. He comes and goes. At some point something someone says will hit a nerve and he'll go again. For a while. Then he'll come back. It's a bit like having a teenager in the house. Y'know he's there because of the thump of death metal coming from under the bedroom door, and every so often he tells you he hates you and slams out the house.

:P

I use to go by the name of B.O.B., now it is just Merc.

I don't know why I can't keep things straight.

DADT! :lol:

I DO NOT!

(That's odd, Clod never has a second cup of uterus at home...)



I am male. I have no uteri.

It's uterUS, not uterYOU!

Surely you've visited a couple.

There is no I in team and uterus, or there's two types of uter; us and them.
"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix."

My uterus hurts. Frequently and right now.

I know my way around it.:p:

Hertz. :lol2:

But is that mathematically right? Doesn't Time = 1/freq give wavelength, not Hertz? f = 1/T might have been more mathematically virtuous.

wavelength is in meters (or feet, if you're old-fashioned).

Period (seconds/cycle) = 1/freq (cycles/second), this is true.

Wavelength (meters/cycle) = c (speed of light, meters/second) / frequency (cycles/second)

The units for (cycles/second) is Hertz.