The Metaphorical Thread
 

This thread is a lace bonnet on a filthy swine.

More of a gold crown in the gob of a redneck

This thread is an infected pimple on the hairy ass of the cellar.

that's a turd in the punchbowl of a post

Lumberjim: A blackhead on the scrotum of the cellar

monster: a peach in the orchard of doom.

Brianna: a flower in the desert of illiteracy.

SamIam: A refined cat in the messy hat of life.

Shaw: a long delayed flight from reality

Pie : The sweet taste on the sour side of the Cellar's tongue.

this thread has turned into a self-fellating kiss fest. I am dissapoint

Lumberjim: proudly self-fellating

Metaphor: LJ: A proud self-fellator in life's brothel

:lol:

The thread runs down the river amuck.

Here's some salt for your ice bank, lj

here's some ice for your salt cock, lj.

:D

I bet your user middle name is jane, bri. B. J. Keats-Scholar. Has a kind of ring to it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him not drink, I guess.

A metaphor is like a simile.

An asshat is like an asshat. Sorry, too obscure?

(No, not YOU)

I metaphor. After I met a wun, a tu, and a phree.

The cellar is a packed yellow schoolbus on a dark snowswept morning

Great visual, for the win!

The Cellar is Mardi Gras to the internet's Lent.

This thread has become rogue perfume squirts on your wrist, from out-of-work models on the first floor of Macy's!

This thread is Lj's favorite brown eye.

this thread is getting a standing 8 count

the standig 8 count was thrown out.

The standing eight count was a wet blanket on a water bed

Yours is my favorite blue. :)



This thread is like costume jewelry to a hobo.

using like or as constitutes a simile, people.

This thread is costume jewelry on a hobo.

See? like that.

The Cowboys' game play today is a festering open wound on the city of Dallas' pasty white bum.

Elspode is apparently that guy

Elspode is a "May Contain Nuts" warning on a packet of complimentary airline peanuts.

Monster is a choking hazard.