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Gravdigr 01-04-2010 04:27 AM

Cows.
 
A gargling cow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5D-GAp9kU


Cows w/guns. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI


A proud cow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU


That is all.

impress 01-04-2010 05:22 AM

I actually own "Cows With Guns" on CD.

BrianR 01-04-2010 10:46 AM

I have it on my iPod.

Elspode 01-04-2010 06:27 PM

I'll see that and raise you a werecow.

Shawnee123 01-04-2010 07:19 PM

http://www.realcaliforniamilk.com/auditions/index.html

I totally voted for Kirsten!

Tulip 01-04-2010 09:33 PM

Dude, why you searching for cow videos? :whofart: Funny stuffs though, hihi. :D

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 02:04 AM

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toranokaze 01-05-2010 01:20 PM

This thread makes me want a hamburger

Gravdigr 01-05-2010 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip (Post 623697)
Dude, why you searching for cow videos? :whofart: Funny stuffs though, hihi. :D

On YouTube, that little list on the right that's entitled 'Related Videos'? Yeah, it's a timekiller. Just search for any old video, now forget that video. Go to the 'Related videos' list. Pick one. Watch it. Now got to the 'Related Videos' list on that page. And so on, and so on...See ya in a hundred years.:D

Tulip 01-05-2010 06:25 PM

Ahhh....I know exactly what ya mean. That's how I sometimes compile a list of songs for a new cd. :D Now, let's look at more funny cow videos, hehe.

Nirvana 01-05-2010 06:33 PM

Late Holiday Cows
 
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Tulip 01-05-2010 06:47 PM

Hehe.....since we're on the topic of cows, you know what I've always find humorous no matter how many times I see it? Those Chick Fil-A billboards with the cows saying "Eat Mor Chikin." :D

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 07:10 PM

It annoys me that they use dairy cows for that ad, but I guess if they weren't Holsteins, most people wouldn't recognize them as cows.

Tulip 01-05-2010 07:26 PM

Why does it annoy you that they use dairy cows for the ads? Just wonderin'....

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 07:30 PM

Dairy cows vs Beef cattle... two different critters.

TheMercenary 01-05-2010 07:44 PM

True dat. And the way farmers treat each commodity is huge.

Tulip 01-05-2010 08:56 PM

Oh.....so, it's beef cattle that we eat and dairy cows is used only for milking?

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 08:59 PM

Basicly. However dairy cows that have uh, er, um, worn out, can also enter the food chain... for children and other living things. ;)

Clodfobble 01-05-2010 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr
On YouTube, that little list on the right that's entitled 'Related Videos'? Yeah, it's a timekiller. Just search for any old video, now forget that video. Go to the 'Related videos' list. Pick one. Watch it. Now got to the 'Related Videos' list on that page. And so on, and so on...See ya in a hundred years.

My 3-year-old has figured that out too. He winds up on the craziest shit if I don't keep an eye on it.

Nirvana 01-06-2010 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tulip (Post 624149)
Oh.....so, it's beef cattle that we eat and dairy cows is used only for milking?

Not really most of your ground beef is from Holstein cows not steers, Holstein Steers do make up a percentage of the meat market how much I am not sure but they don't milk or breed so they are in the meat isle of your grocery store. Almost all McD's hamburger is from old Holstein cows. They are cheaper. As long as they can walk on to the kill floor they are in hamburger, probably hotdogs too. The only way to know you are getting real beef is to buy local freezer beef.

xoxoxoBruce 01-06-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 624293)
Almost all McD's hamburger is from old Holstein cows.

C'mon now, everybody knows that's Kangaroo & Capybara. :lol:

Tulip 01-07-2010 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 624165)
My 3-year-old has figured that out too. He winds up on the craziest shit if I don't keep an eye on it.

Yeah, the same way my nephew stumbled upon Elmo porn. :headshake

Tulip 01-07-2010 11:02 PM

Thanks everyone for the info! :D

xoxoxoBruce 01-10-2010 02:09 AM

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Gravdigr 03-31-2016 06:36 PM

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Saw some cows.

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I think they belong to billionaire Brad Kelley.

glatt 04-01-2016 10:04 AM

Cool!

Carruthers 04-01-2016 10:13 AM

Do you know what breed they are, Grav?

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2016 01:05 PM

Ankole-Watusi

Carruthers 04-01-2016 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 956612)
Ankole-Watusi

Thanks, Bruce.

They didn't look commercial, to my inexpert eye, so I assume they are kept for conservation reasons or novelty value, ie a rich man's whim.

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2016 01:22 PM

It's often a rich mans whim, I know several who have Highland, Brahman, or Bison herds... and people to take care of them. The caretakers are also responsible to make sure the livestock are visible from the house when guests are present. But they do look nice from the veranda.

Gravdigr 04-01-2016 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 956597)
Do you know what breed they are, Grav?

Per the Wiki article, Ima go with Bruce on this one.


Speaking of "...I assume they are kept for conservation reasons or novelty value, ie a rich man's whim."...

I think the same guy has the largest private herd of white rhinos, down in Florida. He's also got a fairly large herd of Mishmi Takins on a mountain in New Mexico.

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2016 03:57 PM

Mishmi Takins? Does the NSA know about this? Have they been check for terrorist leanings? :eek:

Gravdigr 04-01-2016 04:11 PM

They look like the result of a buffalo fucking a goat.

Gravdigr 04-14-2016 04:03 PM

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This pic doesn't do it justice, but, look at this stack of hamburgers:

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This was on the same road as the redneck warning sign. Easily a ton.

BigV 04-20-2016 03:04 PM

"THERE'S the beef, lady."

xoxoxoBruce 04-22-2016 08:56 PM

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Wild Water Buffalo in India. I guess he never goes in the woods with that rack.

Gravdigr 04-23-2016 05:10 PM

Damn.

Happy Monkey 04-23-2016 05:26 PM

Cows and Cows and Cows

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2016 06:13 PM

:lol: I hadn't seen Tarantucows before.

BigV 04-27-2016 11:35 AM

Cebuuuuuuuuu! /Larry the Cucumber


Gravdigr 04-27-2016 01:38 PM

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Atchoomoomoo!!!
That's m'new thang, right there.

Gravdigr 09-26-2016 01:23 PM

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