I had sex with shawnee
 

in the bad place.

yup.


did you?

oh shes Like the town Bike ,
EVERY BODYS Had a RIDE !!

Are you saying she's a doorknob?



















Everyone gets a turn....?

Well I didn't have sex with her, but I watched everyone else in the room giving her a good seeing to. What ho!

I'm still saving myself, for her. :angel:

But I do have Polaroids of her, I'd sell for the right price.

Cleveland?

Pittsburgh

The Cellar

It's hard to explain how this is all connected in my cross-wired brain, but I couldn't help but thinking about this song. Shawnee, this one is for you. :D

Pardon me but WTF are you people talking about?

she's AWOL, so it's OK to tell tales about her

Deep down inside I know she likes me.

There is no excuse for this to exist.

I agree.

so do I

when someone who posts as much as shaw just drops with no stated reason, just a blip in the APB thread seemed insufficient.

shaw, if you're reading, I miss you and the way we used to cuddle by the fire after.

Shaw, if you're reading, I'm sorry I burned your place down in a jealous rage after seeing you & Jim in post-coital bliss.

Shaw, I may be sorry about a lot of things, but I'm not sorry about ur finger.

I lolled

You all are just nasty.

I did not have sex with that woman Miss Shawnee.

Shurely it's only Miss Shawnee if you're nasty...?

(But I do miss Shawnee)

LJ, to be fair you have stated many times that rather than post a thread or make a scene drawing attention to a dwellar's exit they should just leave if they so desire. Maybe that's what she did. Or maybe she has a blister on her finger and can't click "submit" on the mouse.

Or maybe she died of the swine flu.

That's offensive. My other cousin died of swine flu in the twin towers on 9/11. You bastards!

Hey guys...I'm fine. Just taking a break and working some stuff out. Also, I lost my grandma last week...things have been a bit out of sorts.

By the way, shouldn't this thread be named "Cellar Dreamin'?" ;) Besides, I know it's not true: y'all are still walking.

Well, you all made me laugh! Of course, cousin is right: I didn't want to be all flouncy and "watch me go" about it.

Sorry for your loss.

Sorry about your grandmother, Shawnee. Looking forward to when you're able to come back with gusto. :)

Glad to see you post. Sorry bout grandma - Hang in there Shaw.

Glad to see you back. See how much you're loved?
So sorry re Grandma_Shawnee, all my love to you and yours.

Come back and tell us when you're ready.

Sorry to hear about your gma cous.

I think you've been officially celebrity roasted.

I'm glad your ok too and sorry about your loss. :(

I wish I'd seen this thread earlier so I could have said something sexual about Shawnee, but now I've got to take the high road and extend my sympathies. Sorry to hear about grandma, Shaw. Went and visited my grandparents a few weeks ago with TF. They'd never met her. Unfortunately, they weren't very conversational, having been in that cemetery niche for the past 20 years.

Els, don't Pagans have ways around those communication difficulties?


Shawnee, my sympathies, I look forward to your resumption your of usual posting (mis)behaviour.

Sorry for your loss Shawnee...

(((hugs)))

I suspected that Shawnee had bigger fish to fry than you guys anyway...:)

I had sex with Cicero.

in the bad place?

I have socks from Shawnee ... eerr should that be its own thread? :eyebrow:

((((((((hugs for you S123)))))))))))))

I'm sorry, Shaw. Love to you and your family, girl.

The good part of this Shawnee, is you've had time with your gram. I never knew any of mine. Enjoy the memories that are timeless.

Shh! Jinx! You didn't have to tell everyone about that one time, in the Yukon, with the Russian lady and snow shoes....oh...doh!

This thread steals my thunder, as I've been planning to make the thread: Cellar GTG: Shawnee's snatch

I was called a dipshit by shawnee. If we'd had sex she'd have known better.

My condolences to you and your family in your time of loss.

yebbut she called you a dipshit in 9/12, so you were a day late as well as being a dollar short.

Miss you shawnee, hope you decide to come back soon, sorry about your gran.

And you'd probably still be recovering. :p

Thanks all. I appreciate the caring words and thoughts.

I'm so late to this party.

:hugs: S123 and glad to see you here.

I hope LJ was polite about it and bought you dinner first...and not at that cheap place he tries to take his ladies to...you didn't fall for that, did you? The truck stop on I-95? I hope you got more than a short stack and bacon~!!

thanks Bri. :)

I made him take me to the Pine Club, then to Gillys for some smooth jazz and fruity drinks. He fell asleep before anything happened.

My plan. It works.

Whoa... how come it's always HE has to take SHE, to dinner/movie/club?
Doesn't that mean SHE, is trading sex for enrichment? :eyebrow:

He wanted to have sex in the bad place? Seems more than a fair trade. ;)

Actually, he fell asleep during dinner and I had to drag his ass around town and pay for everything.

Story of my life...

:)

this thread has backfired quite nicely

Oh, I see...

Didn't get the original intent.

As you were.

Not really, the point was to lure her back... it did.

tell him what he's won, bob

he's won a front row seat on the emma 'n' drax talk show :D

I only dream of having sex with Shawnee. It's messy.

Sorry about your grandma, shaw.

Me too Shawnee. Glad to see you back, though...:)

Shaw, glad you're back, and condolences on your grandmother's death. :(

You know, Shaw, the whole point of giving the guy the date rape drug is so you can have your way with him after he falls asleep.

That's what she told you, splode....