Ok; you're undead
 

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Which one would you be?

I'd be a ghost and haunt some old library or laboratory; when I come across some inquiring young investigator I will ask them to set various things right so that I can "find peace", and then make up the most bizarre quests for them - I always wanted to place a pink bucket over the head of Michelangelo's David - and see how long it takes them to realise that I'm just messing with them.

I'd be a vamp.
Because at some point I really was (vamp, as opposed to vampire of course).

Sexiest, yummiest, bestest of the undead.
Sort my food and drink probs right out.
And sexy.
Did I already say that?

I don't believe in souls, so I'm happy to give mine up.

PS - nice to have Lich in there. Well read, young man.

Average Australian male life span = 76
Half of 76 = 38
Zengum = 37
37 = middle-aged
:lol2:

Zen is 37? Huh. I had imagined him to be a good ten years younger.

Hey Zen, how come we've never seen a picture, EH??

I can't imagine anything more horrifying than being a Republican, so I figured, if'n I were going to be undead, I'd want to be really scary. I also want to sit around and smoke cigars and drink single malt scotch and point fingers at the heathens. Not sure about the fat pasty white man look, but hey, I'll be undead, what will I care?

All the other monsters are SO last century. 'Cept that lice guy, I don't know who that is.

Technically, werewolves are not undead, although they are supernatural creatures. I chose Republican Werewolf (not that much of a stretch, I suppose), and after I'm ready to retire or my best beloved shoots me with a silver bullet in a tragic denouement, maybe I'd find a nice situation as a beansidhe.

Obviously, because the undead don't show up on film.

Zombie Vampire.

So, not only do I get to drink blood, but, I get to eat brains, too!

Life, with just drink, would suck.

(I'd hope the relative sophistication, of a Vampire, would rise above the obvious lack of sophistication, of a Zombie, so that I'd retain my intelligence, and not become a mindless, instinct-driven drone. Plus, with the Vampire's ability to regenerate, I'd not look like a rotting pile of flesh.)

So... basically... I just want the "Zombie" part, so I can eat brains, guilt-free. =D

Sundae: well if playing Dungeons and Dragons counts as well read, colour me literate.

Bruce : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I will not be middle-aged until at least next year.
(Technically, 76 is average life expectancy at birth. Since I have lived to 37, my life expectancy is somewhat higher, so I can aim at maybe 80. That buys me two more years (38 to 40) and when i get to 40 I can recalculate again.)

Clod: You're only young for a certain time, but you can be immature as long as you want. I want. My inner child is in charge, and occasionally begrudgingly allows the repressed adult to take over to do things like earn a living.

The picture question is a good one, but I am overly wary about the internet. What goes on the net stays on the net, sort of thing. I am very cagey, perhaps needlessly so, about putting my picture or personal information on the net.
This does have a price. I have missed out on being in the cellar collage, and have never been 'shopped into one of Monsters creations.

Wolf: I figured you'd go for werewolf. And I was wondering about whether they are really undead. I put them in because (a) most humans become werewolves by being bitten by a werewolf, which would be fatal except that they survive in werewolf form, which seems like being undead, (b) they can only be killed by magical means, if at all, (c) they are believed to have powers to regenerate, and (d) I felt like it.

Banshee: The pointless haunting wail in the middle of the night. Plus, I can look however I want because no one has actually ever seen one.

Wooooooo! Raaaaaaawr! (Moan)

Google found one ;)

I didn't realize it was chic these days for models to look constipated.

I was trying to convince my nearly 12 yo nephew yesterday that he wanted to be a werewolf rather than a vampire, on the grounds that if he became a vampire right now, he'd be patronised throughout eternity because he looked like a child.

Morbid conversation to have at a wake (yes, we were) but it was at his introduction and I remember when I couldn't have imaginative conversations with adults, so it was worth exploring. Not sure I convinced him, but if I hear a tap, tap, tap at my bedroom window, I will let him in. He'll need someone to intercede with the adult world after all.

I went with the generic ghost option figuring that if I got really pissed off I'd go right into banshee mode. Is that cool or a cop-out? I mean, obviously, I want the option to go berserk but I don't want to limit my undead self to just straight wailing and so on. I'd like to express the different facets of my complex personality. :rolleyes: :)

I think I'm already undead.

adjective 1. no longer alive but animated

that's just gas

lol!

ewww ha ha

I am not decomposing!

Liches all the way, all the upsides of living, and unlife, but non of the downsides

Welcome back toranokaze. Long time no see.

Well I decided to go for the vampire although I am not so keen on blood.


pro:
Live forever, look sort of great, better than the rest,have super strength.

con: biting necks of smelly truck drivers.

Are smelly truck drivers mandatory? Couldn't you be a gourmet vampire? :3eye:

Yeah, I thought it was tasty young virgins all the way.

I guess there must be some tasty young smelly virgin truck drivers to bite.

Not since BrianR started driving ...

I don't know but I could provide a public service by keeping them off the road.

Thanks it has been a while. But you could be an energy vampire that feeds on chi.

Go for the free-range rude just like Hannibal Lecter.

Ghost, the whole moving through walls thing appeals to me.

Frickin' Peeping Tom!

Can Merc masturbate if he's a ghost?

I don't think ghosts get horny. Except for a few subtypes. But that is just my take.

Sounds like new age crap. I'd be old school I'm sure.

No thanks. I leave that up to my fellow cellarites.

Maybe in your next life?

I'd be Dick Cheney

FTFY

I don't think you've been evil enough to have a Dick Cheney afterlife.

but I want to shoot people in the face.....

i just called my friend the one-titted bitch from Ann arbor -does that qualify me?

to her face?

How can one have a next afterlife?

What is the sound of one hand clapping? ;)

I have not been evil enough to be Dick Van Dyke in another life, that's all I can positively affirm. A Cock-er-ney gel would have to be Rose West in order to deserve that.

Or a commie vampire and feed on Che. :blush:

Ewwwwwww, dusty!

in an email ...a response to her complaint that she was being a bitch about someone who was "really only trying to help" (in an insensitive way) by trying to force fake tits on her that she didn't want. ("but of course you want them") Also with a nod at the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6 or wherever.... I said it was ok to be the one-titted bitch of ann arbor if that's what she needed.... :lol: It's almost evil....