hey, i'm new.
 

my name is garrett. i'm from louisville, kentucky and i'm 15 years old.

what's this place like?

This place likes capital letters.

Oh, and eating cute animals.

Hey, LJ. Quiz needed over here, please!
(and welcome, Mr Horror!)

Hello Garret....(or Rocky....which do you prefer? ...chances are you'll be Rocky here since that's your monika:P)

Welcome to the Cellar.

I think if you decide to stick around, you will be our youngest dwellar. Which is kind of cool, since our previous youngest dwellar is all growed up now and having a whale of a time in College (*blinks at Ibby*)

In answer to your question: The Cellar is many things to many people. It's friendly and vicious, welcoming and hostile. It is a dangerous, safe place. I would suggest for your own mental health and your parents' peace of mind that you stay out of threads marked NSFW (not safe for work) :P

And yes, we like capital letters and eating cute animals.

Limey:

1. You see a man drop a fiver. no one else sees it....and the man is walking away. What do you do?...WHAT DO YOU DO!?

2. Did you ever get pee on your finger?

3. How long has it been since you played checkers?

4. Are you scotch, scots, or scottish? or sasnach?

5. finish this sentence: Long live the ________

6. multiple choice: A B or C?

7. Ever had a threesome?

8. Why do most quizzes have ten questions?

When I see a man drop a fiver I pee on my finger, whilst thinking of playing checkers with a Scott who keeps repeating "God save the Principality of Liechtenstein"! X marks the spot. My imagination runs away with me 9 times out of 10.

Oh yea, welcome to the Cellar Rocky.

I din't mean for me but for the new boy, but since you assked ...
1 Pick it up and keep it
2 Yup, didn't everyone?
3 Do you mean draughts? About nine years.
4 Sassenach!
5 Cellar!
6 B
7 Nope
8 Because they don't know when to stop.

Ok, I've been a member for a couple of months now, but this is the first time ever that I am replying to anything... Thanks to you mister.

We eat ugly animals too.

So watch your fuckin ass!

whut?

WTF?

:lol2:

i gave limey the quiz because I knew the newb would last less time than Henry.

Well....welcome john. Glad something got you to reveal your presence. Mwahaha now you're no longer an anonymous lurker. It's all downhill from here!

DO THE QUIZ, John
DO THE QUIZ!

John's just another :spam1: one of those guys...

no rly? But he's being so patient about it -from July to now with only one post? He could prove you wrong by taking the quiz.....

:lol:

Hi to the newbs. Stick around, prove us wrong. We're worth it.

I'm hurt, Jim. You haven't been reading my posts (too busy reading all those filthy letters I send you I assume). Limey isn't just a sassenach - she has a beautifully modulated middle English speaking voice. Think madam in a brothel you have to earn six figures to get into.

Anyway, I'm replying too. I pretend it's because I didn't get the quiz when I started, but that's lame after four years. It's really because I like quizzes. Paint me geek.

1. Instinctively I'd let the man know. I'd kick myself afterwards though. And if he didn't say "thank you" I'd kick him as well.
2. What a weird question. Any woman who has ever taken a pregnancy test has had pee on her finger. And those for whom it was positive have had far worse.
3. Does not compute.
4. Mongrel
5. Tortoises. Apparently.
6. C. No idea why I am drawn to this lovely letter. But I reckon everything delicious must begin with it.
7. Yes. But I hope for a better one.
8. No idea, I'm happier in old money (probably just a British ref)

methinks someone has been intercepting my mail

Thanks for posting. It really upsets lumberjim when you lurk and don't post.

Hi, new guys. We love fresh meat. How would you prefer to be prepared? Horror, you're from Kentucky, so I'm going to assume BBQ?

Hey... ... HEY!!!!!!!!!
 

I can assure you guys that I am neither spammer or lurker nor any other kind of heeby jeeby creepy crawley... Guess I wasn't sure if I was welcome or not...:o

Sure John, pull up a chair keyboard. ;)

You are welcome John.

Quiz time, Johnnie-Boy! answer the quiz. any quiz..... :D (and welcome)

Thank you
 

Feeling welcome already!

good. now.

1) Ketchup or Mustard?
2) City or United?
3) Top or Bottom?
4) Eagles or Cowboys?
5) Pepsi or Coke?
6) Radar or tw?
7) Harry Potter or Star Wars?
8) Tea or Coffee?
9) Sheldon or Brianna?

A's for your Q's
 

1. Ketchup
2. Neither
3. Bottom
4. Neither
5. Coke... You can't top that
6. Radar
7. Harry
8. Coffee
9. Neither

Neither was not an option.

he failed! burn him!

Nonsense, there is no fail. You're cool, john. ;)

We eat small fury animals alive. Yum! Welcome anyhow.

fixed it for ya!

I think he'll fit right in. Welcome, John.

You mean he's taking nudie pix of himself as I type? awesome!

sOMEOnE dOn't LiKE mE....
 

What have I done...Huh!?

Can anyone translate the follwowing for me:
"Why is thou for thine unto thee":D

Naw, they're just fucking around, john. If they didn't like you, you'd be burnt to a crisp.:flamer: :lol2:

Or would that be a chip?

no sausage

Yeah... Confirmation of coolness... Cool!
 

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

where's the nudie pix, damnit?

Don't post nudies unless you're a female. Sorry, ladies.

ignore him, he's drunk.

No, but I can fix the grammar.

I think it should be "Why art thou for thine unto thee?"

UG, anything to add?

I am too.;)

Just thought I'd throw a rock in the bush... See what happens.
 

"Why is thou for thine unto thee" :D I just made that up, still don't know what it means though... Do you mind ZenGum?

monster If you want nudiepix so bad, why don't you just post one of yourself to get the ball rolling?

"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself "

Wrong. Brianna is the correct answer.

Hey... ... ... I said HEY!!!
 

Apologies, I missed the fineprint that said "neither" is not an option. Why don't you give me the contact details of these people so that I can talk to them myself, hear what they have to say.

-"Humor is just another defense against the universe"

talk?

Uh, john, uh, you missed more than the fine print. Brianna is a hot babe, and Sheldon is a (subjectively) hot gay male. So it was sort of an off the cuff sexual orientation question. ;)

But ... but ... what if I fancy Sheldon?

And what if I secretly yearn for Brianna?

Hell, I yearn for her openly. Carry on.

The question was posed to john, but you can yearn for anyone you damn well please... this is America, goddamnit. :f207:

I want to see pictures... of Brianna that is... preferbly A.S.A.P.

Sorry, you haven't qualified yet. :headshake
Brianna is like the 32nd degree, to a Mason... making top Sargent, to a soldier... being elected to the Senate, for a politician.

No its not! This the Cellar and despite where the servers exist, the Cellar itself exists in virtual space. This is Teh Interwebz damnit. Don't make me a furriner in my favourite hangout.

This 'merkin sysadmin will defend to his death your inalienable right to lust after anyone you please* **.


* as long as they are of legal age in the location where they live.
** or we can get away with it anyway.

I was speaking to Sam, who is American, in America, playing by American rules, you hot socialist vamp, you. :p

*grins* Just so's we clear.