The I'm slightly smarter and better then you thread
 

This is a thread where I throw out a topic for discussion, not really saying much about it myself. Leaving the playing field open so to speak for lots of discussion. Then later as the discussion develops, I will pop in from time to time, just to let everyone know that how the discussion is developing is really, well not to put too fine a point on it, not at all in line with my expectations. I will give sage, and intelligent direction on how to get the topic and discussion back on track. All of you dwellers of lesser intelligence and education, I am sure you will understand.

Great, lets get started.

Better than.

:D

Look at joe. He thinks he's [insert your least favorite dwellar here].

There are very few subjects that I could categorically state that I am smarter than anyone else on. Very few. But for those few there is no doubt. To this point we have not discussed many of them on this forum. So to all of those of you who are smarter than me on most things, I must just give the old :thumb2: :notworthy

for others I can only think :crazy:

and there is the :beer:

but then again to much of that will lead to :vomitblu:

or even worse a :redcard:

for which the only recourse would be a response of :flipbird:

at which point I would have to read you the Law :rtfm:

from which you would respond with :blah: and a :finger:

which would only warrant one response...

:apistola:

Although I do understand that many of you have a :banghead: experience as we exchange ideas

I want you all to know that I just want to have a :guinness: with each and every one of you so that eventually we can :grouphug: with all the :folks: otherwise I will be forced to sit back and

:corn:

But it would be much more fun to :doit:


:bolt:

SO....you're saying you are smilie proficient?

that or those little peoples thingies profecient...

No, no, no, no, NO!

Sheesh, ya'll didn't listen to my first post, did you? Now, lets get back on track here.

Oh, and Jinx, I'll not have you interupting with simple little gramatical error corrections. what, you think that makes you better than me or something?

I'm going to sleep. When I get up, this thread better be on track.

Shoe size?

If this is the "I'm slightly smarter and better than you" thread, then how will the "dwellers of lesser intelligence and education" understand?

I would think that you meant "dwellars of comparative intelligence and education" would understand.

But then that would mean that I'm correcting you, thereby making me "slightly smarter and better than you".

Let's get started. The topic is:

you quirky bugger!

I'd like to complain about how this thread is inappropriately titled for my participation. I am not just slightly smarter and better, I am way smarter and better than you.

In fact, this thread is downright discriminatory. Stop oppressing me and my superior ilk.

Superior Ilk? I thought the UP hunters had killed them all off....

You should have included a poll.

No, everyone is smarter and better than those polls. :haha:

We supply the thread while regulation.joe does the needling. I'll bet this can be sewn up in no time at all! :dunce:

You bastard! I lost my horns on 9/11.

.. or a graph, charts, colors - something.

I'm somewhere between slightly smarter than you, but slightly less smart than Clod. :p

:lol2:

Making what I'm sure seems to you to be corrections of my thread, and the appropriateness of my thread, and what my thread should or could contain, doesn't make you smarter than me, it only makes you able to state an idea. This is what I was trying to get you to do in the first place.

I am the driver here.

Ha! Take that.

You are slightly dumber and less better than I.

;)

Since I know how smart and awesome you are, that's actually a pretty nice compliment.

Thanks!

:lol:

I'll take even a tongue-in-cheek compliment, joe! It's so completely opposite from what I am used to.

I just elevated you to "exactly as smart and as great as I am."