Introducing... ME!
 

I wanted to make a thread, a sort of... induction into the Cellar, however! I noticed that the last person to do so, was accused of being a troll/spammer, due to the lack of information he posted!

So, following monster's advice:

Here is my introduction!

My handle, here, is "TheDaVinciChode." Why? Well, I had been trying to think of a suitable handle, when "TheDaVinciCode" came to mind. Of course Dan Brown's a plagiarising (bleep,) so I thought it a suitable homage to the author, replacing "Code" with "Chode."

Perhaps not the most witty substitution, or handle... but it seemed appropriate!

I'm always myself, much to the displeasure of most... I can be rather egotistical, at times, but never without good reason. I can be funny, quirky, eccentric, serious, helpful, kind, decent... Why, I cover the full gamut of human emotion and action!

I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom I've been with for almost two years, now. We're soon to be engaged, I hope... just don't tell her I told you! She's the most important person in my life; Her happiness, well-being, and love, are more important to me, than anything else. You could say, rightfully so, that she is my "soul mate."

I'm not religious, and I'm a firm "believer" in science. That doesn't mean I condemn those who believe in a higher power, nor feel any ill will towards them... In fact, I'm quite happy to discuss theology with them, should they not be closed-minded, of course...

If anyone is willing to discuss/debate their opinion, without becoming defensive, well... They're O.K in my books! Even if their opinion is is stark contrast to my own.

I disagree with this "war upon terror," just as I disagree with any country that sees fit to quite literally FORCE their way of life upon other countries... Our society is different, our rules, our laws, our set of morals, is different... That doesn't mean we should force others to see things from our point of view. Didn't Hitler try to do that? Didn't we condemn him, for the very thing "some" countries are now doing?

Democracy is only democratic, if elected, and selected, freely.
When the idea is thrust upon people, nigh forced upon them... it is no longer a democracy, nor a democratic process.

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Anyway, I'm sure I've bored you all half-to-death, so, following the aforementioned advice...

My inside leg measurement, I believe, is 32-33 inches. I haven't had myself measured in such a long time, though, that I could be entirely mistaken.

I prefer Coke. Pepsi is merely Coke + Water.

I prefer Ketchup. Ketchup has a much larger range of use, than Mustard.

I believe I'd get banned for posting full-frontal-nudity, so, I hope you won't hold it against me. ;)

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Final summation; I'm glad to be here, and I hope to stick around for a long, long time.

(Note: I've been lurking for half a decade, or more, I believe... Yikes, I know!)

You're such a fucking troll.


;)


Welcome.

let's all guess how old you are....


I'm going to say 23

a mini bio

thanks! and hi

It was conflicting information... and circumstances, that aroused suspicions.
Not so, there is a thread for that. But that said, it's not expected until your 20th post.

Whether you're called a spammer, idiot, Nazi, or whatever, consider it acceptance. No response is rejection.
Welcome to the Cellar. :D

You, sir, are a freak.

I'm 22... How'd you get so close?! No, wait, let me guess...

You're Derren Brown?

Oh, really? *Hovers at 19 posts for a while.* :headshake

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Thanks for the welcomes. You've all entertained me, for many a year, with your posts on the Image Of The Day threads, as well as, in some circumstances, enlightened, or even educated me! So I'm very glad to finally have chosen to become a part of this wonderfully diverse, and sinfully twisted board. :)

Hmm....Derren Brown ye say? You a Brit then?

What? A socialist commie bastard? ban 'em! :lol2:

An introduction? A real one! Wow, that's so cool. :)

I thought about making one once. I think. Don't really remember though. :yelsick:

I came here because I wanted to stalk virgins. So far... No success. :3_eyes:

I've never seen a troll here before and... um... well, you know. :eyebrow:

Born and raised. Although I've spent quite some time in Canada, too.

I currently reside in Hastings, if you wish to know. ;)

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Bruce, I challenge you to a bare-knuckle boxing fight, for that ban!

I'll bring the spandex, you bring the lubricant.

... We'll need someone else to bring the feathers. Anyone game?

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Madman, I have a mirror-attached-to-a-head-band, for you, if your wish to stalk virgins is still waiting to be fulfilled?

Paging Sheldon!

Hi DaVinc

I bet you're the most wonderfullest wonderful in the whole beautiful and sunshiny world.

:)

Welcome aboard "D" - "I" am "the "" and - king" - just so you know.

Greetings, DVC [would that be 595?]. Welcome to the Cellar.

Nice to have another Brit on board (literally.) And another Englander - we are indeed over-run now Limey :p

But Dana, I think given the fiancee status, she isn't available, silver-tongued as Sheldon is.

Welcome DVC - if you have been lurking for 5 years I doubt this will phase you x

...and I the Queen.

Welcome aboard! Hang on to your knickers - it gets deep around here!

/rockingchair w/shawl&spectacles/... back in my day people didn't feel the need to make a big to-do and a formal introduction, they just came-on in and sat down and joined the party, sorta merged on in, but nowadays kids gotta make it all special and about them with a pony and a pokemon cake or whateverthemcallit now.../rocking chair, shawl& spectacles/

I always thought it was spelt choad.

I always thought it was short for "choda." Sort of NSFW



Someday, you will go back and read this post, and say to yourself, "Holy shit, I was such a 22-year-old back then!" ;) It ain't a bad thing, mind you. We were all 22 once. A handful aren't even there yet!

And don't want to get there damnit! Gawd I'm getting so old...I need to go play me some shuffleboard.

now that's more like it. welcome, 'chode.

Now we got us Toad, Chlode and Splode ! excellent.

Thanks for the further welcomes. :)

Yes, it is also spelled "choad," but "chode" is more suitable, as it's much closer to "code."

(That, and I prefer it, as it's not so close to "toad.")

Either spelling, however, is both accurate, and correct!

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I already feel so old... You, Clodfobble, have made me feel a little younger. Thank you!

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Monster - I feel dreadfully ashamed that I was unable to fulfil your entire "introduction quota," and I can only hope that you don't hold it against me, in future discussions that we may share. :(

I can deal.... hubby is also a dwellar anyway..... and I'm even older than fobble.

.....Oh, and go to bed! That's how we can tell how freaking young you are -it's nearly 3am there!

Hubby? Hubby??? :vomit:

Did someone page me? :D


If you post it I'll probably hold it against me! hehehe

That's like so totally my favorite American b-board-ism :lol:

Sounds like a plan, but... that could be quite awkward.

Flat screen monitor? Or old, chunky one? Either way, your future isn't looking too bright. :headshake

Try not to get the monitor too wet! It could end in catastrophe.

(I rarely sleep, by the way, monster. I'm a recovering insomniac.)

Dr. Monster prescribes three tw post to be read simultaneously immediatley before bed.

HA!

Welcome Chode! I am the house curmudgeon. Enjoy your time. Like any place you will enjoy some exchanges and not so much with some others. Just be yourself and enjoy.
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Welcome new person!

That, sir, is a beautiful word; One I rarely see, or get to use.

Thank you, for the welcome, and for the rare word sighting!

I thought UG was the house curmudgeon. If it's Merc, then what is UG?

(Apart from "conservative old geezer who still uses words like "knapsack"? ;) )

Greetings........
 

........from Henry, of the 34" inseam, who rarely drinks soda but opts for Pepsi over Coke when he does, and who likes mustard and ketchup equally, using either daily depending on the foodstuff in need of condimentation: wherein tapioca demands mustard, peach cobbler calls for ketchup, and lentil soup deserves a healthy dollop of both.

As for any full frontal nudie pic of myself, I would not impose the image of a man with the above diet upon the collective retinae of the members of your fine community, an act of kindness that just might win my nomination for next year's Nobel Peace Prize.

Hello!

Hello Henry, welcome to the Cellar. :D

Well, Hello Henry. Thanks for the help with my diet..... I guess tapioca can only be improved by mustard, but suddenly i have no furher need of breakfast..... :vomit:

I'm going to pronounce you as 'On-Ree'

I'm going to pronounce you dead

still sore about that rash comment?

Who let you have an ouija board, dead man?

Thanks for the kind welcome. And especial thanks for the French pronunciation - makes me feel more cosmopolitan. Maybe someone else can employ the Cockney pronunciation: 'Enry, as in 'Ello, 'Enry!

Or, they could be combined... a Cockney using the French: 'Ello, 'On-ree!

Only my second post and already my horizons are expanding. This place has POWER.

Heya Henry. I have to admit, your user name gave me a momentary flashback to a different Henry... :shudder:

But you seem all right, aside from the condiment fetish. Welcome!

I'm with Pie - I'll be keeping a close eye on ewe en-wie.

I've earned such close scrutiny and welcome it. ;^)

"a different Henry... :shudder:"
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

For the record: the king of the oreos and me, not the same person.

You can all relax...treat him nice (till he gives you *reason otherwise)...my 'sins' are not his.

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*This, of course, shouldn't be difficult. With the 'intelligent' conversationalists 'here', all that other Henry need do is post something some cellarite finds distasteful, or post something in a 'way' some cellarite finds distasteful, and the 'gang' will rally.

More accurately: all the other Henry need do is be unrepentant for his distastefulness and the 'gang' will rally. Domestication of the herd.

I suggest, Henry, you avoid any conversations about animal self-awareness (too many animal-lovers here willing to blur the line between 'I' and non-'I'), human exceptionalism ("we're all too nasty and worthless to live, don't you know"), and the reality of the individual as 'I' (too many 'self' deniers here).

Also to be avoided: starting threads without a clear, guiding, opening (too many followers here who just can't self-initiate).

But: if you can laugh at unfunny jokes, take as meaningful whatever drivel some cellarite posts, and allows yourself to melt into the cellar gumbo, well hell, you ought to do just fine.

Lastly, anticipating possible responses from any and all who take offense (pussies, beastmasters, queens, those who unsuccessfully try to think before posting, and the like): get bent...HA!

How would you know? :rolleyes:

And another one!

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15792

It's like henrypalooza around here! :lol:

That guy must be tri-polar or something. :P

"How would you know?"
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"It's like henrypalooza around here!"

It's a fuckin' 'Henry' plague...

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*"That guy must be tri-polar or something."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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*Classic just earned a gold star! He made a funny!