Do not read this thread!
 

Damn you, you uncooperative bastard.

GTFO, RFN!

shit...sorry!

But I want to read it. :) Besides, I already read it. It's not very exciting yet.

I have my eyes closed. You said don't read... yuou didn't say don't post.

I open it I read it and I post reply.
Though there is nothing in this thread.
As you know humans mind do exact opposite of what is written or tell them to do.
I am human so I did exactly the same.

I think I might have used this line before....are you bored or something Zen?

It was a trick thread title. If he had actually been telling us not to read this thread, it would have been titled: Do not read this thread! Yes, that means YOU!

I tried to obey, I really did!!! But it was so hard to look away!

Oh look the bluetooth headset guy found another old thread. wtg!

I think bluetooth headset is actually the Slurp Spider.

I thought this was going to be about puppies.

the thread preview function kind of defeats your um . . . thrust here.

I read this thread again, just to annoy you. :) I know, I'm terrible! Haaa!

I read Cic's post, but not the thread - Does that count?

Is this going to be on the test?

Hey I thought he told you not to read this thread, Queen. :)

I didn't - I used my Emma-like Spider Senses to respond withour actually reading.

Ooops! Sorry, I accidentally read thru 17 posts before I realized I wasn't supposed to.

You're all a bunch of bloody anarchists.


Love ya!

Zen...You are on report!

Wait ... damn.

This thread is still not very exciting!

So don't bloody read it then! I warned you.

I'll warn you in a minute mate!

I'm reading this thread with a sore throat!

I keep trying to look away! I really do! But something keeps calling my alternate personality's name!!!

Why do I keep coming back to this?

Zen, are you gonna spank me for reading your thread?

I wish I could, sweetheart.

I can't believe this total non-thread has 500 views. Next, I'm going to put up a sign saying "dry paint" and see who touches it.

I think a sign "cold iron" would be more amusing, but I'm just downright mean sometimes.

Great that means I should bring my dog. Quite an open invitation. You are still on report.
:)

oh my goodness! I didn't realize I could be spanked for this! Just please make me stand in the corner!