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lumberjim 09-23-2009 08:24 PM

Red Alert! Danger! Danger!
 
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http://www.principiadiscordia.com/fo...es/post/xx.gif I'm of a mind to fuck with the Cellar.
« on: Today at 08:05:38 PM »
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/fo...tons/quote.gifQuote Went back over, asked why Obama hasn't drafted our kids yet, and made them into proper little Gay socialists.

The responses were fairly predictable. Classicman was his usual brain-dead dittohead self, Shawnee spent her time slobbing his knob, and Undertoad made a not so subtle comment that I should make myself scarce again.

Fuck it. I could have some fun with this. The blowback alone will be worth it.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

TGRR 09-23-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596600)
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

:lol:

Why do you make shit like this up?

Shawnee123 09-23-2009 08:57 PM

Oh, yeah...TGGR?

He's such a darling. Glad I wasn't in on that crap.

TGRR 09-23-2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 596607)
Oh, yeah...TGGR?

He's such a darling. Glad I wasn't in on that crap.

Yeah, well, that's all done and gone.

I wonder why Jim is blatantly making things up, though.

Shawnee123 09-23-2009 09:00 PM

Dunno. Maybe the commentary is directed at ME? I mean, my name is involved. I should have some say, or at least some idea what is going on without logging into your site.

Someone want to clue me in?

Any honesty or integrity about? Thought not.

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 596612)
Dunno. Maybe the commentary is directed at ME? I mean, my name is involved. I should have some say, or at least some idea what is going on without logging into your site.

Someone want to clue me in?

I'd love to help, but I don't know what he's talking about.

Slow Wednesday, I suppose. A little shit-stirring for old time's sake?

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:02 PM

Sorry, Shawnee, I can't keep up with your edits.

lumberjim 09-23-2009 09:03 PM

guess it's boring over there?

Shawnee123 09-23-2009 09:03 PM

Who can?

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596615)
guess it's boring over there?

I guess. Do you always make things up? I mean, that's kinda...well...creepy, isn't it?

lumberjim 09-23-2009 09:09 PM

coward, liar, asshole

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596624)
coward, liar, asshole

Why, Jim, just because I called you (accurately) a hypocrite is no reason to make up an entire quote, and then call me rude names.

But I imagine you have a separate standard for that, too.

lumberjim 09-23-2009 09:21 PM

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so, you deleted the thread you started over there, and now you're accusing me of making things up?

you're a sick fucker, and your credibility is gone


if you click the link, you now get this:

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An Error Has Occurred! The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.
but....just so happens that in my browser history....this appears: ( please take note of the name of the file)

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596629)
so, you deleted the thread you started over there, and now you're accusing me of making things up?

you're a sick fucker, and your credibility is gone


if you click the link, you now get this:



but....just so happens that in my browser history....this appears: ( please take note of the name of the file)

Nice shop.

lumberjim 09-23-2009 09:26 PM

ok, crazy guy.

get back on the meds

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596633)
ok, crazy guy.

get back on the meds

That's nice. Reciprocated for you banning me (and another PDer) from chat to support your lies. Have a great day! Just not at PD!

Undertoad 09-23-2009 09:34 PM

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 596636)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

Weak what? He made some shit up, and then banned me when I called him on it.

So I banned him from PD.

Undertoad, if I was gonna do silly shit, I'd have just DONE it. You know that.

lumberjim 09-23-2009 09:36 PM

I'm actually proud. they make a big deal about NEVER banning people from PD. I didn't even do anything. I banned him from chat at the request of the ladies he was annoying.

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596639)
I'm actually proud. they make a big deal about NEVER banning people from PD. I didn't even do anything. I banned him from chat at the request of the ladies he was annoying.

No, you banned me because I wouldn't rise to the bait of your name calling.

You know it, and I know it. Do you ALWAYS lie like this?

And I banned you for violation of rule 4, which is expressly permitted by PD rules, and always has been, so don't jizz all over yourself, kid.

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:40 PM

LOL. Nigel (Tiki) was totally right about you, Jim. Friggin' screwball.

lumberjim 09-23-2009 09:40 PM

I lie constantly. ask anyone.

TGRR 09-23-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596642)
I lie constantly. ask anyone.

I don't need to. You've demonstrated that to my satisfaction.

TGRR 09-23-2009 10:01 PM

My, oh my...now you banned Richter, who didn't do shit to you.

So tell me, Jim...when did you go nuts? Was it the female hormone injections that did it, or the shame at going from a decent job to a glory hole attendant during the economic slowdown?

And why take it out on us?

lumberjim 09-23-2009 10:03 PM

I banned Idem because he arrived rght after sending me 4 PMs on your board asking me to just leave already.

now...why dont you go back to your board and forget us?

monster 09-23-2009 10:08 PM

I vote intolerably irritating

monster 09-23-2009 10:09 PM

and I banned you from chat.

TGRR 09-23-2009 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596648)
I banned Idem because he arrived rght after sending me 4 PMs on your board asking me to just leave already.

now...why dont you go back to your board and forget us?

You also banned Richter, who did nothing. Not sure about Idem.

Did you impress Clodfobble with your enormous epenis?

I mean, I watched you have a flash of integrity "meh", etc, then I was banned. So, did your caving in get you some epussy?

TGRR 09-23-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 596653)
and I banned you from chat.

Actually, Jim copped to that above.

But it's interesting to note that you're a liar, too.

Undertoad 09-23-2009 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TGRR (Post 596638)
Weak what?

"I'ma go troll the Cellar! Watch me! Wheeeeeeeee"

You know it's weak. You of all people know it.

TGRR 09-23-2009 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 596662)
"I'ma go troll the Cellar! Watch me! Wheeeeeeeee"

You know it's weak. You of all people know it.

Yeah. Very similar to the two separate trolls run at PD by the cellar crew.

Or is that also different? The rules as Jim explains them are so very complicated.

And in reality, I came back and posted a thread in Politics. I got about 30 ad hominem replies, and you asking me why I returned. Not one serious answer.

So who, exactly, is trolling here?

Undertoad 09-23-2009 10:28 PM

Please

You weren't looking for a serious answer, and you still aren't, and we understand that.

You of all people should give us credit

TGRR 09-23-2009 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 596666)
Please

You weren't looking for a serious answer, and you still aren't, and we understand that.

You of all people should give us credit

Okay, that's weird. Can I ask you a favor? When I need to know what I'm thinking, can I drop in and ask you? I mean, I was flip about it, but it WAS a serious question. I simply didn't count on Classicman being so damned obsessed.

Undertoad, if I was trolling, I'd have image-bombed the board at 3AM with Dutch electric eel porn (Yes, by the way, that really exists. The Dutch are GODS with nerves made out of coiled steel). You of all people should give me a bit of credit for knowing how this sort of thing is done.

Elspode 09-23-2009 10:49 PM

:stickpoke:3some::cheerldr::flamer::dedhorse::jagoff:

ZenGum 09-24-2009 01:20 AM

TGGR, just fuck off. That is all.

DanaC 09-24-2009 03:09 AM

Wtf?

Jim, why are you letting this guy troll you? I doubt you could find two dwellars to rub together who'd believe him about the made-up quote bullshit.

Shame really, 'cause when I saw he'd posted again, and so had Henry, I thought maybe they'd decided to drop hostilities and just, y'know, post about stuff. Must be a slow month in Tardland.

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 07:13 AM

And the moron award goes to...

(drum roll)

Eh, we don't have enough golden moron statues to go around. Will y'all settle for a certificate?

And Dana, you're mixing up your enemies. Try to keep them straight, would ya?

kthxbai

DanaC 09-24-2009 08:12 AM

How am I mixing up my enemies? Or was Henry never anything to do with them?

Just seemed funny that he came around when they came around, and now TGGR's back and so is he.

Anyway, I never really thought of henry as an 'enemy'. Or, TGRR for that matter. The only 'enemies' I have are in my party and they're usually the ones with the friendliest smiles.

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 08:14 AM

Henry was never anything to do with them. That's all I'm trying to say...so the timing seems funny, still, not equal.

henry quirk 09-24-2009 09:12 AM

You ain't heavy! You my brother!
 
For the record: I know nuthin' about nuthin' when it comes to PD.

I'm subscribed there (part of an abortive attempt to bring the apple eaters and the 'thinkers' of the now defunct *mad philosophers guild together), but find the place mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.

I have no alliances there, no buddies, no agendas involving the apple eaters.

There is such a thing as coincidence. My sticking my head in the door at about the same time as the apple eaters farting in the cellar's direction is just that: coincidence.

And: Hello Dana! Shawnee( ;) )!

And: Dana, I've removed the stick from me ass...so: no hostilities, just coffee-sipping and frolicking...

#

*I miss the MPG...it were a fine place...

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 09:21 AM

OK, how about any one of you fuckers tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me when I had nothing to do with any of this crap? Talk about me like I'm one of your common Tiki whores?

Fuck you TGGR and fuck all you spineless fucking wonders.

There, did you all get what you wanted, you dickless whining instigating pieces of shit?

Good for you. Pat yourself on your little head.

Sundae 09-24-2009 09:27 AM

C'mon guys - this is just more twisting in the wind.

Just ignore anything he says - he's a proven liar and if we all accept that then it's no different than a barking dog. Annoying, but nothing you can negotiate with.
No reaction from us whatsoever = a pointless meme on his part, which doesn't hurt us.

henry quirk 09-24-2009 09:36 AM

"...tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me when I had nothing to do with any of this crap?"


It's the nature of the world: there ain't no justice.

It's also the nature of the 'net: turds float free without fear of real reprisal.

*shrug*

lumberjim 09-24-2009 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 596752)
OK, how about any one of you fuckers tell me why TGGR gets away with what he said about me

gets away with?

I think not.

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 09:42 AM

He called me a fucking whore on his fucking board which I have NOTHING TO DO WITH, I didn't even respond to his reappearance, I had a conversation of a couple posts between classic (whose dick I am, apparently, sucking) and henry.

And we all sit here and snicker and say "now now...he's just being a big poopy-head."

FUCK THAT.

I have never whored myself out on this board or any other board, yet I'm the one in the center of TGGRs little snippy post to his skanky ass board?

Pretend I'm your goddam sister. Better yet, pretend I'm your friend.

classicman 09-24-2009 09:54 AM

Roger is a lying asshole - that is nothing but a well established FACT.

Don't let him bother you Shaw - he is just trying to get a rise out of us so he can have something to talk about when he goes back to the rock he crawled under ... commonly know as PD. He apparently has no life so he tries to disrupt ours to have something to discuss.

classicman 09-24-2009 09:56 AM

I haven't been over there to see what he did, but I was for banning him the last time.

Sundae 09-24-2009 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 596766)
Pretend I'm your goddam sister. Better yet, pretend I'm your friend.

I think I am your friend. It certainly bugs me that you're upset by this, whereas I'm trying to be immune to my sister's opinions.

I'd rather he was saying something about me than you if it upsets you, although I'm pretty sure you'd be upset if it was about me anyway.

I'm trying to cut this off once and for all. This is not someone any of us should interact with. And we don't have to. He'll come back and do it again. Sorry that it happened to you this thime, the time I'm trying my new philosophy. And LJ of course - but I don't think he really gives a shit.

I'll let you react the way you want to and stop preaching x

monster 09-24-2009 10:30 AM

Wait what, Shawnee? We're all just sitting here? WTF do you want done? Jim called him out on it and managed to get himself banned. He a shit-stirring lying troll. The thread he started draggin your name through his quagmire is gone as a result of Jim posting it's content here. What more do you want?

I believe he should be banned and I've asked for a ban and now I'm ignoring him. I know he want a ban so he can go and posture over there and i don't care if our banning him makes him happier than he should be, I want him to stop being able to be here stirring shit because he's jealous that he can't be part of a board with real community. How is that not supporting you? You want us to go over there and cause more shit? It's like a tree falling in a forest.... if we take a dump in the sewer......

Yup that probably didn't make any sense but this asshole and his buddies ruined chat last night for no other reason than being assholes and I'm all done with it. they picked you because you are innocent and you will rise to the bait. They banned Jim because he's the one most likely to actually cause true damage to their sceptic tank. They have no redeeming features and i can't see why they haven't set off the intolerably irrtating and no real worth bullshit alrm with auto shut-off system.

let's declare TGRR the winner so he can go back with a laurel on his head and make sure his victory wasn't exciting enough for him to feel the need to start another round. and ban his ass. maybe he'll even eat some of the laurel. I can't think why he finds bothering us so amusing when he's so clearly superior to us human-types. It's not even his board over there, but I don't think the board owner is any more human -or am I wrong on that? I think I remember Tony reporting discussions with him and them turning sour, but that could have been a figment of my imagination. (I hope not, what an imagination to have....).

If we can't ban him on principle, canwe at least permanently change his user title like UT did for radar?

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 10:34 AM

This thread came on the heels of a woman, who is my self-proclaimed "best friend in the world" (though the woman I consider my best friend would never act as such) freak out and pull some pretty intense shit on me.

I had to write off her, and her husband, last night. This too was not my doing. It was a very hurtful situation.

So I gave Tggr the power to upset me, and I shouldn't have. I guess I expect much out of people, in the form of standing up for what is right and for people they care about. My silly ideologies, having been trampled many times, still try to survive.

It isn't, in retrospect, about TGGR or his stupid comment (of course he'll call me out, of course it will be pointed out: it is known that I am an easy target if you aim in the right spot. What fun for all!) but about deeper hurts and breaches of trust.

We can just call it Shawnee overreacting as usual...it is the easiest way to view it.

The Good Reverend is neither good nor a reverend. He is not worth my keyboard.


@ mon: I want honor and respect. I want indignation at some asshole calling me a whore. I want too much.

monster 09-24-2009 10:47 AM

I am indignant. I'm down-right pissed off. I think Jim's posting it here was indignation personified. You are honored and respected -not by todger obviously, but if you want that, sure, you are wanting too much.

However, I'll be happy to return the indignation to the kitchen and ask the chef to prepare it more to Madam's liking. And hopefully not wipe boogers on it. Would you prefer it a little more well done? more seasoning? A1 sauce?
;)

Undertoad 09-24-2009 10:48 AM

If you agree to ignore the troll, he will go away. Let us agree now.

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 10:49 AM

heh...slather some damn ketchup on the thing. And get me some fries. :o

classicman 09-24-2009 10:50 AM

with or without cheese?

@UT - Agreed.

jinx 09-24-2009 10:56 AM

We were mean to him in chat Shaw, just trying not to shit up our own board too much...
Smootch.

monster 09-24-2009 10:57 AM

I'm sceptical, but I started totally ignoring it ...wait what.... last night until i saw that shawnee was upset.

thing is, though, he keeps trying and there's always someone who will respond and if that someone is a newb, do we ignore them too and make them feel unwelcome? And what if he says that postex's child desreved to die and postery's 10yo child is a whore he fucked in the ass. That's kinda hard for postery to be ambivalent about and ignore. Is it ok for him to say that on his board. maybe if postery doesn't se it. But if postery doesn't see it what's the point, so todger will find a way to make sure they see it. ban him and he goes away also.....

monster 09-24-2009 10:58 AM

(Jinx is right, he did get torn a new one in chat and didn't like it very much as you can tell by his even poorer-than-usual quality of come-back in the chat-time thread.)

Shawnee123 09-24-2009 11:02 AM

I'm sorry guys. Like I said, bad timing. Still, I know better. Sometimes I slide backwards a little.

Thank you.

monster 09-24-2009 11:08 AM

Not be sorry, just not feel let down..... we do support you but we're like cats -we show it by pooping on your laundry.

Idemosaka 09-24-2009 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596648)
I banned Idem because he arrived rght after sending me 4 PMs on your board asking me to just leave already.

http://13.media.tumblr.com/I9zf1ugA0...YzI4o1_500.jpg

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Originally Posted by henry quirk (Post 596748)
I'm subscribed there (part of an abortive attempt to bring the apple eaters and the 'thinkers' of the now defunct *mad philosophers guild together), but find the place mired in dogma...interesting: since the apple eaters are all such 'free thinkers' and whatnot.

Man. This dude is one of those real Discordians. You guys should watch out. They're untrustworthy. Just saying.


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